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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-28-2015, 11:47 AM

Oh, wow. Such double standards, notice how the same word was not removed from the post above mine
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Cross Re: God Hates Asexuals - 07-28-2015, 12:04 PM

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Oh, wow. Such double standards, notice how the same word was not removed from the post above mine
Dear Sinner,

The whole world and the concept of Salvation are based on double standards. Those who are saved and those who are not! This is actually not our idea but an integral part of the World as God Created it!



Matthew 25:33
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.


Goats and sheep. Believers and unbelievers (who are repulsive).

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.




Double standard. The selected few (that is us) go into Heaven!

Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.


Double standard: the others (the majority of mankind) have another fate.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.



Can you see? You still think you're debating us. You are NOT. You're trying to debate Jesus. You cannot win. He is God. You have no chance whatsoever. It is sad to think about it now but eventually we (but not you unless you repent, get baptized, and follow the commandments of Jesus) can laugh heartily at your demise in Eternal joy!




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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-06-2015, 10:31 PM

I am an asexual Christian myself, and, in response to many of your comments, believe that you have got many facts wrong. Asexual are perfectly capable of procreation and many even wish to procreate. We simply lack sexual desire.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-06-2015, 11:09 PM

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I am an asexual Christian myself, and, in response to many of your comments, believe that you have got many facts wrong. Asexual are perfectly capable of procreation and many even wish to procreate. We simply lack sexual desire.
No one cares what you think, freak. We only care what God thinks.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-07-2015, 02:49 AM

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Asexual are perfectly capable of procreation and many even wish to procreate. We simply lack sexual desire.
That isn't asexual, you dolt, that is normal!

Look, do you think I liked doing my duties with the late missus? I could barely stand it. Lights out, get undressed, and both of us trying to hold our breath and not move until the unpleasantness was over. Most times the only things that got me through it was knowing that it was what Jesus wanted, and that the sooner it was over and done with, the sooner I would be back on the other side of the house to do important work with my personal assistant, undisturbed save for the four or five Asian maids personally selected by me for their cleaning skills.

And you know what? I still produced five healthy, strapping young Soldiers for Christ. Glory!


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-10-2015, 07:38 AM

No, God loves everyone. Even those in the LGBT+ community. If anyone is going to hell, it might be you. Maybe I'll see you there? Because according to mormon up there I am. Because music, given to me by God, saved me. My Chemical Romance, Of Mice and Men, Suicide Silence, All Time Low, and many other so-called 'satanic' bands. If you are part of the LGBT+ community, I freaking love you so much and I will see you in Heaven.To the people who hate LGBT+, 'emo/punk/metal' bands, I would cuss you out, but that's mean. And do your friggn research.THOROUGHLY. If anyone wants to contact me, my email is ***ungodly contact information removed by moderator***. Stay Strong <3
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No, God loves everyone. Even those in the LGBT+ community. If anyone is going to hell, it might be you.
Great, so you think God loves everyone, except the people who worship Him. How does that make sense?


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-11-2015, 01:37 AM

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No, God loves everyone.

Care to offer the scripture to back that up, fag hag? Because we can darn sure offer scripture that shows God does not love everyone.


Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, He abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.


Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.


Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.


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blah blah blah LGBT+ community. blah blah going to hell, blah blah Because according to mormon up there I am. blah blah blah My Chemical Romance, Of Mice and Men, Suicide Silence, All Time Low, blah blah blah If anyone wants to contact me, my email is ***ungodly contact information removed by moderator***. blah blah <3

Other than your love for fags, your point?


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No, God loves everyone. Even those in the LGBT+ community. If anyone is going to hell, it might be you. Maybe I'll see you there? Because according to mormon up there I am. Because music, given to me by God, saved me. My Chemical Romance, Of Mice and Men, Suicide Silence, All Time Low, and many other so-called 'satanic' bands. If you are part of the LGBT+ community, I freaking love you so much and I will see you in Heaven.To the people who hate LGBT+, 'emo/punk/metal' bands, I would cuss you out, but that's mean. And do your friggn research.THOROUGHLY. If anyone wants to contact me, my email is ***ungodly contact information removed by moderator***. Stay Strong <3
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 08-20-2015, 07:31 PM

There is nothing wrong with remaining celibate. I'm asexual and I'm damn proud of it. Theres nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to having no interest in sex. It is not a choice, just like it's not a choice to be gay or to be born a certain race. That race cannot be changed, just like the fact of who I love and who others love. You people are wasting your time hating on asexuals for what we aren't doing. Go spend that time educating yourselves on the many ways to love and tolerate others. The Bibles says "love your neighbor as you love yourself", correct? you people are failing to do just that.
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There is nothing wrong with remaining celibate. I'm asexual and I'm damn proud of it. Theres nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to having no interest in sex. It is not a choice, just like it's not a choice to be gay or to be born a certain race. That race cannot be changed, just like the fact of who I love and who others love. You people are wasting your time hating on asexuals for what we aren't doing. Go spend that time educating yourselves on the many ways to love and tolerate others. The Bibles says "love your neighbor as you love yourself", correct? you people are failing to do just that.
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...Go spend that time educating yourselves on the many ways to love and tolerate others...
Just for fun, why don't you try to find something, anything at all, in the Bible that says the faithful are supposed to "love and tolerate" those who don't love God?

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Errr, no. You misunderstand basic English. It's "treat others as you would wish to be treated", not "as they would wish you to treat them".

Now apply that thinking to your interactions with a masochist. What would result?


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-18-2015, 11:14 AM

- I get that the word 'pervert' means something sexually abnormal, but why is this word used negatively? What’s wrong with being different? I went to a Christian primary school and they never shut up about how our differences are a blessing! Your saying that people who aren’t straight are perverts and should be fixed/gotten rid of is equally as bad as Hitler’s disliking of Jews, among other atrocities that Christians are appalled by. You also just committed two of the 7 deadly sins - wrath and pride
-acephobia is a thing, you’ve just proved it.
- If I was trying to hide my sexuality I would say I’m straight. People who aren’t straight most likely know about asexuality and the hate we receive, why would they bother with dealing with the same thing they were trying to get away from in the first place when they can just say they’re straight??
- If you really lived by the word of the bible 100%, you would be behaving very differently. In my said catholic primary school, every single day we were taught to 'love thy neighbour'. We were taught that our neighbours are everyone who is around us and everyone who is human - are asexuals (and other people in the LGBT community) any less human? Would I be any less human for just not having any interest in any other popular convention? Tell me why, not just say that I am.
- Why is having a woman in your life a burden? What makes you think that a woman needs a man? What does different genitalia have to do with a person's ability to manage their own life?
- I do not experience sexual attraction. I do not choose to not experience sexual attraction. I am not just "refusing to marry and have sons". I do not want to be 'saved', I don’t need to be. Being asexual is part of who I am, just as being heterosexual is part of who you are. I want to get married one day, I want to have children. I just too not experience the desire to have a man put something inside of me. We can show love in other ways. And for the record, some asexuals do experience sexual desire. as the wonderful queenieofaces (queenieofaces)on Tumblr put it: "We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry." not all asexuals are sex repulsed, not all asexuals are sex positive, and not all asexuals are sex neutral. Therefore, saying that asexuality is defined by a lack of sexual desire is incorrect. You need full and correct knowledge on a topic before you can have a valid opinion on it.
- I’m sorry, why is my sexuality a "problem"?? There is no "solution", I do not need to be changed because you are scared of the unknown. Do not try to change the real world into what you see in your tiny little closed-minded place where 'true Christians’ live in their own little bubble.
- We don’t live in the 1st century anymore. The point of humans is more than just "to be fruitful and multiply" these days. If that's all there is to life, what boring, pointless lives humans must lead. Yet another human is nothing compared to the other things I can give the world
- my orientation is valid and I am not using it to disobey god.
- Why are asexuality and homosexuality unnatural? Give me a reason to believe you at least, don’t just preach what you think/ what you've been told is right without even considering another option. These empty statements are not convincing and most definitely not a good way to prove anything.
- Again, I want to marry and have children. Please at least do a little bit of research before you try to delegitimise millions of people's orientation. I just googled 'asexuality', clicked on the first link which lead to Wikipedia, read as far as the end of the second paragraph and found the statement: "Some asexual people engage in sexual activity despite lacking a desire for sex or sexual attraction, due to a variety of reasons, such as a desire to pleasure themselves or romantic partners, or a desire to have children" you’re just making a fool of yourself
- nuns, etc. not marrying is not asexuality. What you're referring to is celibacy, the choice not to marry or engage in sexual activities.
- You have got to be joking... how does the lack of sexual attraction lead to sexual attraction towards someone of the same gender or young children? You’re closer to paedophilia and homosexuality than I am, considering you're the one who actually even knows what sexual attraction feels like, not me.
- What does climate change and over-population have to do with who people are attracted to? And again, that's celibacy. If celibacy was the same thing as asexuality, they wouldn’t have different names (and if you did your research, different meanings.)
- We do not chose to be asexual. It’s equally a part of who we are and as unchangeable as the colour of our eyes or our hair
- Frankly, I’m willing to spit on god’s view of marriage if it's one with forced, uniform and female-demeaning values. What happened to Christianity being about love?
- An eternity of outer darkness? What happened to 'god loves everyone', and 'god will not judge you'? I would rather live where the fire goes unquenched if it’s a place where people can love who they choose and not have their dignity taken from them because of it
- not being able to have sex is not asexuality. Asexuals often have sex to have children, express deep levels of love to their partner, simply because their partner has the desire to have sex with them and they are happy to comply to give their partner pleasure, and many more reasons.
- What do you mean "man up and get married"? We aren’t scared to get married, as I said a lot of us want to.
(Disclaimer: this post was not intended to say that Christianity is wrong or bad. I am not saying that you should not be Christian or are a bad person for being Christian. I am not and most likely will never say anything with the intentions of hurting people's feelings, because I believe in sensitivity and true kindness towards everyone even if they have been rude to me or think differently than I do. I also can respect everyone's opinions, so long as they are backed up with decent, informed and open-minded reasons and are not delivered in a condescending way. I am only implying that this post is extremely offensive to asexuals and is also incorrect in many ways. Please DO NOT take offense to this post in regards to your being Christian, but consider changing your opinions if you believe that asexuality is sin, imaginary, a synonym for celibacy or an excuse. Also, please reply to this, I want to have a discussion - not a war)
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...Hitler...'love thy neighbour'... ...genitalia ...What happened to Christianity being about love?... ...irrelevant stuff without Biblical references....
Dear Miss Proud,

You mentioned Hitler once but you did not mention Jesus at all. That is sad, as our whole well-being depends on His sacrifice. This corner of the Internet is about Jesus and how to Worship Him. It is painful that someone disregards Him totally.

Neighbours? Who are they.
Answer:

Love, definitely, conditional love that is realized when you Accept Jesus, Fear God and follow His Commandments. If you fail to believe, Jesus will smite you.

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


There are examples of people God hated from the beginning. It is better not to follow in their footsteps:

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


...because the outcome is most unpleasant...

Matthew 13:42
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.



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According to a new report by the U.S. Department of Family Values, common co-possessions to asexuality include self-cutting, anorexia nervosa, borderline personality disorder, hatred of the opposite gender and devil worship.

Asexuality is usually caused when a self-cutting anorexic lose her boyfriend because he's eventually fed up with all suicide threats. She starts to hate men, starts to worship the devil and joins the Fritzljugend.

Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) suggests corrective rape to remedy the possession. Liberals who claim that it is fine to be a self-cutting asexual is just as wrong as those mad psychiatrists who explain it as a chemical unbalance in the brain.

im asexual.
i do not cut myself. i have self harmed before in different forms but i had no idea asexuality was a thing back then. i would even say that i am happier now that i know that my orientation is valid and that there are other people like me.

i am not anorexic. i love food, actually. most likely, the only reason im not overweight is my body's amazing ability to let me eat anything but stay skinny and the fact that i get indigestion.

i do not have borderline personality disorder. i am very happy, i can relate to other people and i dont self harm anymore.

i do not hate the opposite gender. most of my friends are of the opposite gender.

i definitely do not worship the devil. i believe in always being constructive, kind, sensitive, helpful, modest, positive, caring, compassionate, and sympathetic towards everyone, even if they have done me wrong. i always forgive people and i always give second chances.

my asexuality wasnt caused by anything. what caused you to be straight? the fact that that's just what you find sexually attractive/not sexually attractive? well same here!

why is it that its always a girl in those scenarios described on here? men can be asexual too.

to quote swankivy (on YouTube), "Somebody tell the newspapers, it's another guy with a magic ***inappropriate reference to male anatomy removed by moderator*** ! I bet it works on lesbians too! .... Seriously why do all these people think I'm going to worship their ***another inappropriate reference to male anatomy removed by moderator*** just because they do." corrective rape will not make asexuals think that people are sexually attractive.
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You have not posted an introduction so I won't respond directly but here are some terms you used, in an effort to recruit people into your narcissistic psychosis but that does not make it true.

pervert ➢ it doesn't take long does it
people who aren’t straight are perverts ➢ The Bible is very clear on this point
acephobia ➢ made up word, does not appear in The Bible
catholic primary school ➢ catholics are in no way Christian and do not follow The Bible
asexuals (and other people in the LGBT community) ➢ The Bible includes none of these invented "social groups"
genitalia ➢ The Bible determines such imbalanced compulsions to be of demonic origin
do not experience sexual attraction ➢ however in The Bible we read ➢ Genesis 3:16
I do not want to be 'saved' ➢ The Bible teaches that you do
We can show love in other ways ➢ more evidence of catholic indoctrination and ignorance of The Bible
some asexuals do experience sexual desire
I do not need to be changed ➢ The Bible explains that you do
real world ➢ have you read The Bible?
Why are asexuality and homosexuality unnatural? Give me a reason ➢ The Bible says so
nuns ➢ do not follow The Bible

..and so on; I hope this has been of some help for those considering the "asexual" lifestyle. Clearly this poster has it bad from the catholics.
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im asexual. i am not anorexic. i love food, actually.
Surely the point here is:

God gave us the desire to procreate when we are married and sufficiently spiritually secure. To deny this and take no part in being fruitful is to create problems for oneself on earth and one’s soul in the afterlife.

As an analogy, we can see that God gave us a digestive track that we might process food in the manner for which we are designed.

So, in the manner that a person becomes deluded if they do not partake in procreation, if you cease to evacuate your bowels, you become full of shit.

I think you are proof of God the Designer.

PS. I like the way that you never capitalize the pronoun "I" - it gives the impression that you consider yourself worthless - and that is a start.





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im asexual.
Young woman the only way you will get to Heaven is by bringing forth many, many young Soldiers for Christ.

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Young woman the only way you will get to Heaven is by bringing forth many, many young Soldiers for Christ.

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

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Is it true, Dr Niles, that regardless of how many children a mother who hits the bottle or studies astrology or has doubts about Jesus will still go down the gurgler? Hell sounds absolutely dreadful. Or would there be options, like
4 sons HEAVEN
4 sons, episodes of gin • HELL
8 sons, some doubts • HEAVEN
12 sons, unholiness available every 2nd Tuesday • HEAVEN
continually faithful, charitable, holy and sober but childless • HELL FOREVER

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 10-18-2015, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by asexual and proud View Post
*** YAPPITY YAP YAP YAP ***
please reply to this, I want to have a discussion - not a war)
Why does your husband allow you to log onto his computer and babble on about things women have no right discussing?

Surely you have better things to do like knitting your husband socks or making him a meal with foods in the shape of a Cross or doing the dishes? Why don't you stick to the cleaning of dishes?
I think your husband needs to take control and give you a decent flogging. I've never ever seen such a display in all my life. If my wife even thought things like this I would thrash her within an inch of her life, and then make her do my dirty dishes.

Now pop along and make an introduction here tell us how you found God, what Church you go to and what your favourite verse is.

Theres a good girl. Off you go now.


Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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