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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-05-2006, 11:58 PM
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Why are Japanese men so keen on playing rugby union?
http://www.rugbyjapan.com/
Are the Japanese rampant homers like the New Zealanders and the Welsh?
And what is the point when your players on tour have to stand on a box to reach the tap in New Zealand shower rooms?
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Japanese like play white man sport for prove we are best. is same reason we play with your white women.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 12:27 AM
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thank you for question that is respect. Nozomi bullet train is run at a maximum speed of 300km per hour between Shin-Osaka and Hakata.
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Impressive
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now sugar how you like to find out maximum speed of Hitoshi bullet train?
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No thanks, Hitoshi, the bullet train answer was fine
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10-06-2006, 12:52 AM
Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?
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A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory
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... Nipspeak for "Karaoke Teacher", I presume.
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10-06-2006, 01:13 AM
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I am ask why not?! Japanese like for prove skill at everything for bring great honor to himself and family. I am solve Rubik cube in 18 second but record is 11 second. I am hope to beat this soon.
I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 01:49 AM
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I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!
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Hit that note and every red-blooded woman will be crossing her legs, dear.
Now, what is the purpose of the salariman? I have deduced that he is a performance artist of sorts, but as with all artsy-fartsy nonsense I don't quite 'get' the deeper meaning ... what are these men trying to say to us by sleeping in public?
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 02:03 AM
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I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!
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I normally don't put much stock in Hitoshi-chan's boasting, but somehow, this one I can believe.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 02:05 AM
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Hit that note and every red-blooded woman will be crossing her legs, dear.
Now, what is the purpose of the salariman? I have deduced that he is a performance artist of sorts, but as with all artsy-fartsy nonsense I don't quite 'get' the deeper meaning ... what are these men trying to say to us by sleeping in public?
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Japanese not lazy like american. these salariman are work hard long hour this is why sleeping in public.
I am work hard long hour with american women so I am sometime sleep in public too.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 02:55 AM
I was just wondering if this is the sort of thing you do with your friends, Hitoshi. http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14010/...e-farting.html
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 04:05 AM
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I am make video with your wife last night. I will send to you for answer your question.
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All I got was a 40 second clip that was nothing but one naked japanese woman rubbing her bushy choo-choo against a second naked japanese woman with her hair dyed blonde who keep saying, "doko desu ka, Hitoshi-san?" It ended when the first girl realized the one with the blonde dyed hair had fell asleep.
Was that asian "chick" doing the dry humping you, Hitmonchan? For the record, any american woman's sin button is bigger than your tallywhacker.
Sister Thumper, the answer to your question is: Yes, their doodles are extremely small and don't even breach the canopy of their pubes. Based on the file Nagasaki sent me it is inconclusive rather or not they even have doodles to doodle with.
Hiroshima, you will be issued 0.00000000000001 infraction points for sending a True Christian™ gooktoid dry humping. I gave you one infraction point per inch(inches theorized to exist under your pubes).
Now, back to my question which you failed to answer: How do you reproduce?
Is it similar to how fish reproduce?
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10-06-2006, 04:15 AM
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All I got was a 40 second clip that was nothing but one naked japanese woman rubbing her bushy choo-choo against a second naked japanese woman with her hair dyed blonde who keep saying, "doko desu ka, Hitoshi-san?" It ended when the first girl realized the one with the blonde dyed hair had fell asleep.
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i suspectin that blond lady be a salariwoman, Mr.Lebeau
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 04:51 AM
It is very true americands are lazy and self indulgent people and arrogant to. Asian people take over teh world in time. Asian people work hard they are more intelligent and don't have silly religious ideas. Asian economies catching up on lazy white people.
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10-06-2006, 04:59 AM
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(forgive me JESUS before I ask this)
Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?
Curious, Sister Thumper
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I understand. fat-ass american women look for man with big doodlebug and small brain like herself. This good, more dumb americans get born and Asian people take over sooner.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 05:39 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hibachi's thread! STOLEN BY A CHINK! Oh, the irony!
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 08:13 AM
Why do you sell the panties from your daughters to strangers from vending machines?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 11:23 AM
Do the Nips have any lesiure activities that don't involve anal violation? Have you ever Kancho'd anyone yourself, you evil little nip?
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10-06-2006, 11:49 AM
Why do gookboys like yourself read sissy magazines such as this one?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
Japanese like play white man sport for prove we are best. is same reason we play with your white women.
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Do you have as much success with the white women as you do at rugby:
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but unfortunately the team still failed to win any games. It is also prone to occasional major hiccups, notably a humiliating world record 17-145 loss against a typically ruthless New Zealand All Blacks side (captained by Paul Henderson with many reserves who had a point to prove to their coach) at the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, South Africa in the third World Cup, RWC 1995.
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You even get thrashed by a bunch of pantywaisted homer kiwis! How would you hope to fare well against a team of Godly real-men Americans?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 04:02 PM
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You even get thrashed by a bunch of pantywaisted homer kiwis! How would you hope to fare well against a team of Godly real-men Americans?
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Negro Kiwis as well, going by the team name!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese) -
10-06-2006, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Wu Ling
It is very true americands are lazy and self indulgent people and arrogant to. Asian people take over teh world in time. Asian people work hard they are more intelligent and don't have silly religious ideas. Asian economies catching up on lazy white people.
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you are dirty communist who eat dog and kill girl baby. I am rather be fat dumb american over chinese any day. plus I am token Asian at landover here. you are need find different church forum okay.
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10-06-2006, 05:27 PM
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Why is there never a God around when you really need one?!
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