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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:11 AM

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. And why then are you now condemning Kurt if the burden of his sins was already carried by Jesus. Kurt shouldn't be held accountable, Jesus should be. Give Kurt a break, it's Jesus who your anger and hate should be directed at!

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No Jesus did not wash away Kurt's sins because Kurt did not accept Christ as savior. If you die without being Saved© you are accountable for your sins and go straight to Hell. Kurt is not let off the hook by Jesus, like you believe.

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:16 AM

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My appologies if my statements seem inane, I found the comparison rather interesting, and your responses even more so. Even when I asked a direct question I was denied the courtesy of a direct answer.

And no, Kurt did not take the burden of our sins with him. Jesus had already beaten him to that. And why then are you now condemning Kurt if the burden of his sins was already carried by Jesus. Kurt shouldn't be held accountable, Jesus should be. Give Kurt a break, it's Jesus who your anger and hate should be directed at!

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You were given a direct answer. Anger at Jesus for Kurt is another inane statement. We are given free will and your hero chose what he did.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:19 AM

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No Jesus did not wash away Kurt's sins because Kurt did not accept Christ as savior. If you die without being Saved© you are accountable for your sins and go straight to Hell. Kurt is not let off the hook by Jesus, like you believe.

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Makes a lot of sense. Thank you Rev. It just seemd strange to me that you should dedicate so much of your time to bashing (-for want of a better word) Kurt, when as you say, he's already gone to Hell, end of (allegedly).

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:25 AM

We, at Landover Baptist Church, continue to speak out against Kurt Cobain because while his soul is off of earth and burning in hell, his legacy still perverts the minds of children all across the globe. You are an example of a youth who has been brainwashed by Satan using Kurt as his microphone. Stop listening to Nirvana, stop playing Oblivion, and accept Jesus Christ as your savior! I am only trying to help you get to Heaven.

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:39 AM

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Please explain in what way his legacy perverts the minds of children.

Perhaps I have been brainwashed by Satan. But then again, perhaps God is trying to brainwash me through you. Who knows. As The good Nurse Clampett said "we are all given free will" so please stop attempting to remove mine by controlling the music I listen to and the games I play.

Also whilst we're on the topic of Oblivion... The main antagonist is infact Mehrunes Dagon, a Daedric Lord, who does indeed resembe the devil (red, horns, the lot). And as you might expect, the main antagonist is defeated by the player, a vistory for good I would say. Given that this is the main focus and climax of the game I find it difficult to understand your ideas that the game promotes evil. If anything it promotes the destruction of evil. Oh and yes, the player has to enter the realm of Oblivion to complete the game, but I'd like to point out that the purpose of you entering Oblivion is to destroy the evil which is Mehrunes Dagon. The player makes a great sacrifice and takes a huge risk in entering the realms of Oblivion but their motives are definately that of good, maybe not that of you True Christians, but never-the-less certainly not evil.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:54 AM

Are you serious you don't know how he perverts children's minds? What about encouraging drug abuse in "Lithium"? Or homosexual rape in "Rape Me". Let's not even get into the dirty XXX lyrics of "Moist V*****". The guy was depressed, abused drugs, he was bisexual, he disrespected authority, he married a whore, he blew himself away....

I think it's rather obvious that he is a bad influence. Would you want your child to become Kurt Cobain?

If Mehrunes Dagon is such a bad guy to you, why did you name yourself after him? Are you a Satan worshipper?



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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 02:56 AM

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Please explain in what way his legacy perverts the minds of children.

Perhaps I have been brainwashed by Satan. But then again, perhaps God is trying to brainwash me through you. Who knows. As The good Nurse Clampett said "we are all given free will" so please stop attempting to remove mine by controlling the music I listen to and the games I play.

Also whilst we're on the topic of Oblivion... The main antagonist is infact Mehrunes Dagon, a Daedric Lord, who does indeed resembe the devil (red, horns, the lot). And as you might expect, the main antagonist is defeated by the player, a vistory for good I would say. Given that this is the main focus and climax of the game I find it difficult to understand your ideas that the game promotes evil. If anything it promotes the destruction of evil. Oh and yes, the player has to enter the realm of Oblivion to complete the game, but I'd like to point out that the purpose of you entering Oblivion is to destroy the evil which is Mehrunes Dagon. The player makes a great sacrifice and takes a huge risk in entering the realms of Oblivion but their motives are definately that of good, maybe not that of you True Christians, but never-the-less certainly not evil.
He isn't trying to remove your free will. He would have to physically take these things from you to interfere with your free will. Now, you are reading his posts of your own free will. You have made the decision to read his words. Don't blame the Reverend for what you choose to do.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 03:13 AM

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Are you serious you don't know how he perverts children's minds? What about encouraging drug abuse in "Lithium"? Or homosexual rape in "Rape Me". Let's not even get into the dirty XXX lyrics of "Moist V*****". The guy was depressed, abused drugs, he was bisexual, he disrespected authority, he married a whore, he blew himself away....

I think it's rather obvious that he is a bad influence. Would you want your child to become Kurt Cobain?

If Mehrunes Dagon is such a bad guy to you, why did you name yourself after him? Are you a Satan worshipper?
He made music, he dealt with real issues, I find it far easier to relate to Kurt that the Bible. I've listened to Nirvana for years. And yet never once have I tried any illegal drugs, I've not even once smoked a cigarette. So don't go spewwing accusations that hearing about drug use leads to using drugs. Half of kurt's music was written whilst he was pretty down, anyone with half an ounce of sense can see that and learn from his mistakes, not repeat them.

No I wouldn't want my child to become like Kurt Cobain. But what good will eradicating his music do (which I'm sure you'd do given the chance, just as you were asking that people request Oblivion to be taken off shelves)? By getting rid of the evidence of his mistakes you leave people open to make those same mistakes again.

He is a bad guy, certainly. But my ideas of what makes a bad guy and your ideas are different. I think he was a bad guy because he sought to opress the world, and I think that's also what most organised religion aims to do so I see you both as enemies. Perhaps if I was to talk to Mehrunes Dagon I might take your name, just to irritate him. And no, I do not worship Satan.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 03:16 AM

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He isn't trying to remove your free will. He would have to physically take these things from you to interfere with your free will. Now, you are reading his posts of your own free will. You have made the decision to read his words. Don't blame the Reverend for what you choose to do.
Go here, read, think, learn. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24063

Take note of "This video game needs to be taken off the shelves of every store right now. It is harmful and a cancer on society. Every parent out there reading this needs to call up their local store which sells this vile Satanic propoganda tool and demand this "game" be banned. You owe it to yourself as a Christian, and most importantly....you owe it to your child."

Now tell me he isn't trying to take these things from me.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-17-2009, 05:00 AM

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Go here, read, think, learn. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24063

Take note of "This video game needs to be taken off the shelves of every store right now. It is harmful and a cancer on society. Every parent out there reading this needs to call up their local store which sells this vile Satanic propoganda tool and demand this "game" be banned. You owe it to yourself as a Christian, and most importantly....you owe it to your child."

Now tell me he isn't trying to take these things from me.
I've been very patient with you up until now. Is he in your house trying to take your stupid video game away? No. Did he make you read that thread? No. I think I will go troll a European feminist board and rail that they are trying to take away my razor.
Does that make sense? Were you born as dumb as a box of rocks or is that something you're striving to be? Go play your game, kid. If the Reverend breaks into your parents basement and physically takes away your toys I will give you a public apology.

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 12:21 PM

Rev. Jim if I may digress for a few, "Rape Me" was not in fact about homosexual rape at all, it was in fact about how the music industry attempts to "rape" the artists as well as the public.

What I would like for you to answer me is how do you know that Kurt didn't accept Jesus into his life? Did you have a one on one chat about him? But I guess I could expect that kind of blindness from someone who posts pictures of himself looking like a televangelist(who are the ultimate evil imo).

BTW I am the Anoited One, sent to spread His word, and He commands me to tell thee to stop being so blind.

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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 12:24 PM

If you kill yourself, it's not possible to bring Jesus into your life.


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Rev. Jim if I may digress for a few, "Rape Me" was not in fact about homosexual rape at all, it was in fact about how the music industry attempts to "rape" the artists as well as the public.
Yeah right. He's singing it, it says "Rape Me", he is asking for someone to take him from behind. Anything you infer from it is just wishful thinking.

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What I would like for you to answer me is how do you know that Kurt didn't accept Jesus into his life?
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Did you have a one on one chat about him?
Letters were sent, he never wrote back. He was selfish like that.

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But I guess I could expect that kind of blindness from someone who posts pictures of himself looking like a televangelist(who are the ultimate evil imo).

BTW I am the Anoited One, sent to spread His word, and He commands me to tell thee to stop being so blind.

Also, Jesus was black.
Good Lord you're dense. And blaphemic. And Hellbound.
I think you spend too much time dreamily gazing into Kurts ice blue eyes.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 03:17 PM

No, I happen to know the story behind the songs, unlike people here I do real research. He was also murdered by his ex wife, Courtney Love. Go check out the book "Love and Death". It's pretty insightful into Kurts life and the conspiracy to murder him.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 03:28 PM

Right, because shooting heroin into your body is really living! He sure had it good didn't he? Please, spare me your drooling crush on the junky rock star.
He was a drug addict who wrote bad poems and set them to simple music, much like the Doors and AC/DC. Really bad poetry, really simple music that uncultured people can appreciate.
He was no Perry Como thats for sure.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 04:25 PM

Actually I am quite cultured. Again, do more research, he suffered from a pinched nerve in his back when he was younger, which caused him to spasm over in pain and damaged the nerves in his stomach and intestines. The doctors at the time were unable to figure what it was he was suffering from, but still prescribed him strong painkillers. They eventually stopped working(much like my own for my Crohns have) so he started using heroin. Was a bad decision? Yes, and I don't deny that. What I do deny is uneducated opinions on topics that people clearly know nothing about.

If you know how to read then I suggest that you pick up "Love and Death" and learn a thing or two.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 04:30 PM

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Actually I am quite cultured. Again, do more research, he suffered from a pinched nerve in his back when he was younger, which caused him to spasm over in pain and damaged the nerves in his stomach and intestines. The doctors at the time were unable to figure what it was he was suffering from, but still prescribed him strong painkillers. They eventually stopped working(much like my own for my Crohns have) so he started using heroin. Was a bad decision? Yes, and I don't deny that. What I do deny is uneducated opinions on topics that people clearly know nothing about.

If you know how to read then I suggest that you pick up "Love and Death" and learn a thing or two.
The only thing that boy was suffering from was the lack of Jesus in his heart.If he could've found Jesus,things would've been much different and he may have made some nice Christian music.But he did not and is suffering in Hell now.Praise Jesus.
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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 04:35 PM

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If you know how to read then I suggest that you pick up "Love and Death" and learn a thing or two.
I haven't read the book, but it's not surprising that Courtney Love could have been capable of murder. She is a joo after all.


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Nobody here wants to read about your diseased rear end troubles. If you have a sick butt issue, that is between you and the man who injected you with it.
I see you are now blaming a childhood doctor for Kurts drug addiction. There is no way he could have shot up all that heroin and then detonated his head without that evil rich doctor right? Maybe not prescribing him pain meds for his back was a better plan?

You are losing it. Seek help in the Lord. And stop spamming for your book.


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Default Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? - 07-21-2009, 05:18 PM

First off it is not my book. Secondly it was God who decided to give me the disease, Him and no one else(explain that one cause I have lived my life according to the Bible). Secondly, your absolutely right that someone else shot him, he was too high to do it, meaning someone drugged him up...

You know what? This argument with you Marshall is moot, you say that we can come on this board and talk about Christian things. I try to enlighten you to something that very likely happened and all I get is ridicule. What does God think about that? I haven't taken any cheap shots at you, called you names, or degraded you, yet you feel the need to talk down to me instead of talking at me. Such a shame.

Nurse Clampett you have my thanks for seeing what I was trying to say. There is a mountain of evidence piled up against Courtney Love.
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