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Originally Posted by Freddy Osborne
The jiggabboos in South Carolina are feeling pretty uppity these days. Lincoln took a leak on The Good Book when he let them all go.
John 13:16 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord; neither he that is sent greater than he that sent him.
But I have to admit the way this she-boon hauled her giant buttocks up that pole makes a strong case for evolution.
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I come back from an evangelical fund raising tour in Mexico, already disgruntled to learn that the $50,000,000 Mexican dollars has somehow depreciated to just over $3,000,000 in real American money. I switch on the news, and am shocked, shocked I say to see this Negress defacing one of the most important if not THE most important flag in American history.
I see police officers standing idly beneath her as she shimmies up the pole, clearly well practiced from climbing trees to retrieve coconuts. I'm so astonished at the indifference of the police that I stand up and yell "Why aren't they shooting her? Dear God, WHY AREN'T THEY SHOOTING HER?"
The rest of the news is equally offensive. Bruce Jenner, American hero who outran the Commies during the Bicentennial Olympics has drunk the LIEberal Kool-Aid and became transgenitaled. Comrade Obama is on record using racial hate speech. The Supreme Court has paved the way to making
traditional Godly marriage illegal by allowing homersex marriage. And to add insult to injury, we are allowing the Shazam/Isis Hour to have and sell slaves while denying Christians our GOD GIVEN RIGHT to do so!
Must anyone ask why storm after storm is punishing the nation?
Isaiah 29:6 Thou shalt be visited of the LORD of hosts with thunder, and with earthquake, and great noise, with storm and tempest, and the flame of devouring fire.
Surely the End Times are upon us.