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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Question - 09-21-2016, 04:48 PM

I'll get to my intro after, but is being chubby/fat against your religion?
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Default Re: Question - 09-21-2016, 05:10 PM

Why don't you get into your intro now? Are you in some kind of hurry?

You know Jesus won't wait to answer questions when He comes back. There won't be time to get ready, He's coming for those who are ready!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Question - 09-21-2016, 06:33 PM

Greetings Goldenshark! You are welcomed here by me though I have no standing. These are white people here and Baptist. They are the normal kind of white people that you see every day in Babylon and thus they are hard to overstand. They are no more racist than other white men. I saw what you said about them on another thread. I think you are a white man too because you are fat. I feel that I know you. Have you been here before?

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Default Re: Question - 09-21-2016, 06:50 PM

Don't really get your reply, I do however do lots of research in the nature of religious attitudes. One of the questions is religious attitudes to fitness, just wanted your opinions.
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Default Re: Question - 09-21-2016, 08:23 PM

Hello young lady and welcome! As Sister Mary Etheldreda said (though slightly more indirectly), it is generally considered polite to introduce yourself before you start asking questions. You can do that for us, can't you? Good!

As it says just above your first post:
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Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
After that you can tell us all about your weight issues. You can be sure of a sympathetic and helpful response.

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