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Thumbs up I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 03:41 AM

Alright, first off what gives you men the right to derate women like that ? What ever happened to "mankind was created equal", hmm ? Jesus was a jewish man, so the whole christian faith is a cheap copy. The Jewish religion makes a hell of a lot more sense than this shit. I should know, my boyfriend is Jewish. And need i add that Jesus also said "respect thy neighbor". I may not have read the entire bible, but i was forced to read a small section, need i say, i was quite repulsed. There may be some lessons in that book, but that book is a bunch of bull shit. You may call me a heathen lesbian or some "monkey-worshiper", but i am not the only one who shares this opinion. Your religion is shit, its a mass cult, and frankly, it frightens me. Christianity is based upon fear. "The Devil is out to get you and your family!" i hear some say. I think not. As you may have noticed, my username speaks truth. I have not been "saved", as you followers may believe, nor do i wish to be. I do belive women are equal to men. I have the right, as a female, as a HUMAN, to be treated with the same respect. I think most of you hear deserve to be sent to Hell, to be "tortured for all eternity". What gives you the right to judge people ? What gives you the right to discriminate and kill homosexuals ? What gives you the right to disgrace others races, or religion ? Just because someone doesn't have the same opinion as you doesn't automatically make them a non-believer. Also, there's no possible way you can beat the devil out of a woman. It is ridiculous. You are all just a shitload of hypocrites. Guess what guys ? You're all going to hell. According to the damn corrupt book of shit, so am i, and i don't honestly don't give a damn. You idiots make me stick to my opinion even more. If you agree with any of this shit. Congradulations, you're a hypocritical shit-believing idiot.
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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 03:47 AM

Well thanks for stopping by to spew hatred. The Bible tells us that we are Blessed by your persecution.

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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 03:54 AM

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Alright, first off what gives you men the right to derate women like that ? What ever happened to "mankind was created equal", hmm ? Jesus was a jewish man, so the whole christian faith is a cheap copy. The Jewish religion makes a hell of a lot more sense than this shit. I should know, my boyfriend is Jewish. And need i add that Jesus also said "respect thy neighbor". I may not have read the entire bible, but i was forced to read a small section, need i say, i was quite repulsed. There may be some lessons in that book, but that book is a bunch of bull shit. You may call me a heathen lesbian or some "monkey-worshiper", but i am not the only one who shares this opinion. Your religion is shit, its a mass cult, and frankly, it frightens me. Christianity is based upon fear. "The Devil is out to get you and your family!" i hear some say. I think not. As you may have noticed, my username speaks truth. I have not been "saved", as you followers may believe, nor do i wish to be. I do belive women are equal to men. I have the right, as a female, as a HUMAN, to be treated with the same respect. I think most of you hear deserve to be sent to Hell, to be "tortured for all eternity". What gives you the right to judge people ? What gives you the right to discriminate and kill homosexuals ? What gives you the right to disgrace others races, or religion ? Just because someone doesn't have the same opinion as you doesn't automatically make them a non-believer. Also, there's no possible way you can beat the devil out of a woman. It is ridiculous. You are all just a shitload of hypocrites. Guess what guys ? You're all going to hell. According to the damn corrupt book of shit, so am i, and i don't honestly don't give a damn. You idiots make me stick to my opinion even more. If you agree with any of this shit. Congradulations, you're a hypocritical shit-believing idiot.
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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 04:06 AM

I almost felt like responding to her, then I realized everything she mentioned has been discussed a million times on here. If people like this would lurk around first they wouldn't have to waste their time writing up mindless rants like this.

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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 04:14 AM

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Alright, first off what gives you men the right to derate women like that ?
The Bible.
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What ever happened to "mankind was created equal", hmm ?

You're confusing the Declaration of Independence with the Bible. God never said that mankind was created equal. However, womankind is not a part of mankind, is it?
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Jesus was a jewish man, so the whole christian faith is a cheap copy.

Jesus is God, not a man, and not Jewish. Jews worship God. Jesus IS God. See the problem?
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The Jewish religion makes a hell of a lot more sense than this shit. I should know, my boyfriend is Jewish.

SO, you're a fornicating slut banging a Christ-killer. Congratulations.

Tell me, MIss Jewess-to-be, why don't Jews still follow the animal sacrifices required in the Bible?
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And need i add that Jesus also said "respect thy neighbor".

No. No, He did not. Never in the Bible does Jesus say anything about "respecting thy neighbor".
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I may not have read the entire bible, but i was forced to read a small section, need i say, i was quite repulsed. There may be some lessons in that book, but that book is a bunch of bull shit . . . Your religion is shit, its a mass cult, and frankly, it frightens me. Christianity is based upon fear.

Have you told your Jewish boyfriend this opinion of yours? You see, the "Torah" is the Old Testament of the Bible. Did you tell him that his holy book is "a bunch of bull shit" that you find repulsive?

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"The Devil is out to get you and your family!" i hear some say. I think not.

Because you've already welcomed him in, we know.
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As you may have noticed, my username speaks truth. I have not been "saved", as you followers may believe, nor do i wish to be.

Then why are you on a Christian church website? Why not the Church of Satan, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or American Atheists, or the Freedom From Religion Foundation?
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I do belive women are equal to men. I have the right, as a female, as a HUMAN, to be treated with the same respect. I think most of you hear deserve to be sent to Hell, to be "tortured for all eternity".

We don't care what you think. We care what God thinks. He gave us the Bible so we would know.
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What gives you the right to judge people ?

God commands it.
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What gives you the right to discriminate and kill homosexuals ?

God commands it.
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What gives you the right to disgrace others races, or religion ?

God commands it.
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Just because someone doesn't have the same opinion as you doesn't automatically make them a non-believer.

Actually, if they don't believe the same thing we do, then by definition they are non-believers.

I'm not bothering to reply to your remaining vulgarity and insults, because I didn't find any questions in it.

I hope this helps you find Jesus.

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I almost felt like responding to her, then I realized everything she mentioned has been discussed a million times on here. If people like this would lurk around first they wouldn't have to waste their time writing up mindless rants like this.

She sounds possessed.
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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 06:40 AM

Amen Sister Jenny!

I don't think even a man could have stated that better. It isn't often that a mere women so perfectly captures the essence of an argument like that.

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Clearly Unsaved Trash. No need to keep her Under Investigation.


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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-28-2009, 06:56 PM

[QUOTE=JennyD;369134]The Bible.
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You're confusing the Declaration of Independence with the Bible. God never said that mankind was created equal. However, womankind is not a part of mankind, is it?
This is such a sad quote.
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Jesus is God, not a man, and not Jewish. Jews worship God. Jesus IS God. See the problem?
If Jesus was truly God, then the entire New Testament is the biggest bout of redundancy ever. Also, You worship God, Allah is a name for God. So is Zeus and Thor and Loki. See the problem?

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SO, you're a fornicating slut banging a Christ-killer. Congratulations.
Presumptions Presumptions Presumptions

Also, why do you hate people for Crucifying Jesus? Isn't that the entire more important part of the New Testament? Without which your religion would be defunct.

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Tell me, MIss Jewess-to-be, why don't Jews still follow the animal sacrifices required in the Bible?
Tell me, Miss Perfect, do you still kill all the people that the bible tells you to?

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No. No, He did not. Never in the Bible does Jesus say anything about "respecting thy neighbor".
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Matthew 22:35 Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,
36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38 This is the first and great commandment.
39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
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We do not care if you don't like our church. GOD loves our church, and that's all we care about.



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Default Re: I don't like your church - 07-29-2009, 04:18 AM

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This is such a sad quote.
It is sad that people can't tell the difference between the Bible and the Declaration of Independence. I agree.

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If Jesus was truly God, then the entire New Testament is the biggest bout of redundancy ever.
I see you've never read it.
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Also, You worship God, Allah is a name for God. So is Zeus and Thor and Loki. See the problem?
Yes. You've subjected yourself to Satan's interfaith lies which say that all roads lead to God. Only Jesus leads to God, all others lead to Hell.

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Tell me, Miss Perfect, do you still kill all the people that the bible tells you to?
The Bible says to follow secular laws. However, at no point does the Old Testament say that Jews may stop sacrificing animals. Only Christians are not required to sacrifice animals.


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