[Levi Jones]

To tell you a little about myself. My name is Levi Jones. No relation to the mudskin football player, thank you very much. I was born and raised in Texas. (God's country.) I attended Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Trinity Fellowship in Amarillo, Johson Rd. Baptist in San Anjelo. I currently attend Calvary Temple in Tucson. I have never seen a forum so filled with the spirit of Jesus in my entire life. I think you'll find me to be a True Christian™ in short order.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Levi! You sound like a nice young man and you should fit in here. However, it remains to be seen if you are True Christian™ material since the road is long and arduous.

What's your favorite Bible verse?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Levi! You sound like a nice young man and you should fit in here. However, it remains to be seen if you are True Christian™ material since the road is long and arduous.

What's your favorite Bible verse?

Brother, I have been reading these forums for weeks. I feel honored that you would be the first to question me. If I can only post one, My favorite verse is. Romans 5:10 "For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life."

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Levi! You sound like a nice young man and you should fit in here. However, it remains to be seen if you are True Christian™ material since the road is long and arduous.

What's your favorite Bible verse?

I'm sorry brother. I couldn't just post one. I'm so moved in the spirit tonight. John 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.And from my signature line. gen 19:11And they smote the men that were at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

To tell you a little about myself. My name is Levi Jones. No relation to the mudskin football player, thank you very much. I was born and raised in Texas. (God's country.) I attended Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Trinity Fellowship in Amarillo, Johson Rd. Baptist in San Anjelo. I currently attend Calvary Temple in Tucson. I have never seen a forum so filled with the spirit of Jesus in my entire life. I think you'll find me to be a True Christian™ in short order.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What about your wife and kids? How did you come to find Jesus?

Share your testimony friend.

[Widow Green]

Welcome Levi Jones.
Are you married or seeking a wife? I am looking for a good Christian husband. Do you have a ranch in Texas? I am of strong constitution and wish to have Soldiers of Christ as soon as possible. I am a fine cook and make a subservient wife. I am British but don't let that put you off I have good teeth, a trait unusual in a British person due to our lack of dentists. I come with a dowry
I just need the green card. I only have minor convictions and was found not guilty of the more serious ones.
If you already have a wife do you have any spare relatives who might fit the bill? I sorely miss having a husband and want to get married as soon as possible. I can be there as soon as you have someone for me and I have the dress all ready, well its one that I have worn before but it still has loads of wear and looks like new. Prudence is one of my many virtues as you may find out. I cook a mean steak and have my own special relish to accompany it.
Mrs Jones, mmm has a fine ring to it doesnt it? better than this widow tag I am stuck with. Kind of puts a man off.
I pray to the Lord everyday for a husband and a new start to life in God's blessed country, the United States of America.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Widow Green

Welcome Levi Jones.
Are you married or seeking a wife? I am looking for a good Christian husband. Do you have a ranch in Texas? I am of strong constitution and wish to have Soldiers of Christ as soon as possible. I am a fine cook and make a subservient wife. I am British but don't let that put you off I have good teeth, a trait unusual in a British person due to our lack of dentists. I come with a dowry
I just need the green card. I only have minor convictions and was found not guilty of the more serious ones.
If you already have a wife do you have any spare relatives who might fit the bill? I sorely miss having a husband and want to get married as soon as possible. I can be there as soon as you have someone for me and I have the dress all ready, well its one that I have worn before but it still has loads of wear and looks like new. Prudence is one of my many virtues as you may find out. I cook a mean steak and have my own special relish to accompany it.
Mrs Jones, mmm has a fine ring to it doesnt it? better than this widow tag I am stuck with. Kind of puts a man off.
I pray to the Lord everyday for a husband and a new start to life in God's blessed country, the United States of America.

Let da man tell us bout his-self Miz Green. Good Christian wimman don't throw demselves at strange men wifout knowin their background.
Look at what happened to Miz Vulvateens daughter. She got herself in a mess wif some boy claimin to be Godly and he turned out to be catlick. I cain't even say what he to her did wif those rosary beads

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson

Let da man tell us bout his-self Miz Green. Good Christian wimman don't throw demselves at strange men wifout knowin their background.
Look at what happened to Miz Vulvateens daughter. She got herself in a mess wif some boy claimin to be Godly and he turned out to be catlick. I cain't even say what he to her did wif those rosary beads

So true, Valvoline. I was just thinking the same thing.

Ms. Green, being a widow myself, I understand how anxious you are to find yourself a good Christian husband to serve. However; do be careful and have a bit of dignity. I understand that being from another country, you might not be familiar with the proper courting processes here in the USA, but deary me, you do seem to be throwing yourself at a complete stranger.

I recently found a wonderful boy's home where I volunteer my time working with the wayward boys, teaching them about our good Lord. This certainly takes up a lot of my time and is so fulfilling. But deary me, some of those young men are certainly rambunctious and can be such a handful!

Be patient, dear, your time will come.

Mary

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What about your wife and kids? How did you come to find Jesus?

Share your testimony friend.

Thank you for welcoming me. I am 32 years old. I have 3 children and my wife is a home maker. I didn't come to find Jesus. He came to find me. I was baptized at the age of 8 and I couldn't imagine anything else, but His love. Hallelujah.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Widow Green

Welcome Levi Jones.
Are you married or seeking a wife? I am looking for a good Christian husband. Do you have a ranch in Texas? I am of strong constitution and wish to have Soldiers of Christ as soon as possible. I am a fine cook and make a subservient wife. I am British but don't let that put you off I have good teeth, a trait unusual in a British person due to our lack of dentists. I come with a dowry
I just need the green card. I only have minor convictions and was found not guilty of the more serious ones.
If you already have a wife do you have any spare relatives who might fit the bill? I sorely miss having a husband and want to get married as soon as possible. I can be there as soon as you have someone for me and I have the dress all ready, well its one that I have worn before but it still has loads of wear and looks like new. Prudence is one of my many virtues as you may find out. I cook a mean steak and have my own special relish to accompany it.
Mrs Jones, mmm has a fine ring to it doesnt it? better than this widow tag I am stuck with. Kind of puts a man off.
I pray to the Lord everyday for a husband and a new start to life in God's blessed country, the United States of America.

I'm afraid not, Widow Green. All my family members are happily married. We all live within 10 miles of each other out in the desert. Well, I do have one cousin who is unmarried, but he doesn't live in the compound and we don't speak of him as he is a confirmed bachelor.

[James Hutchins]

Sounds like you have a fine life setup there, Mr. Jones. you seem like a great upstanding Christian. Welcome!

Tell me, do you hunt?

[Levi Jones]

I am an avid hunter of men like our Lord commanded us to be! I will even witness in a bathroom stall. Hallelujah! The other thing I like to hunt is illegals trying to run through the land in the compounds. Praise Jesus.

[Widow Green]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

I'm afraid not, Widow Green. All my family members are happily married. We all live within 10 miles of each other out in the desert. Well, I do have one cousin who is unmarried, but he doesn't live in the compound and we don't speak of him as he is a confirmed bachelor.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Widow Green

Oh dont be upset Miz Widow, there be plenty of good Christian men fo you. You jist cain't be so pushy...you ain't no Joo.