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Default A new Bible-Believer? Or another wannabeliever? - 01-03-2008, 12:58 PM

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Is this some joke? You glorify the death of a child and then...practically beg for donations?
All of you are Satan in the flesh.
We never beg. What do you take us for, a bunch of hobos?

Jesus commands that you tithe. We strongly urge everyone to follow every single word in the Bible. Glory!!

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.


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Default A new Bible-Believer? Or another wannabeliever? - 01-04-2008, 03:34 AM

Jeb Thurmond, you are obviously an idiot. This is the first time I visit the website, and I haven't read all of this thread, but I hope you're joking. You're looking way too hard to find things considered offensive, and for your information, the pics you posted, aside from the cover poster, aren't even official artwork! Did you even stop for one second to consider whether or not the pictures you posted are official? You disgust me, and even if it the twinkle stars point out a message, I'm sure it was coincidential. Use some ****ing common sense.

And by the way, before you start questioning my salvation, I'm a proud born-again believer. The ridiculousness of your post gives us Christians a bad name. May God help you realize the crazy nature of what you've done.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 03:40 AM

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And by the way, before you start questioning my salvation, I'm a proud born-again believer.
It is hypocracy that gives Christians a bad name, the hypocracy of those claim to believe the Bible is the word of God, yet do not obey God's plan as written in the Bible.

Do you agree with the Biblical treatment for homosexuality? (Capital punishment)

Do you agree with the rules of engagement God set down for Christian armies in the Middle East when He wrote the book of Joshua?

Those two questions are usually enough to separate the Bible-believers from the wolves-in-sheeps-clothing.


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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 03:46 AM

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It is hypocracy that gives Christians a bad name, the hypocracy of those claim to believe the Bible is the word of God, yet do not obey God's plan as written in the Bible.

Do you agree with the Biblical treatment for homosexuality? (Capital punishment)

Do you agree with the rules of engagement God set down for Christian armies in the Middle East when He wrote the book of Joshua?

Those two questions are usually enough to separate the Bible-believers from the wolves-in-sheeps-clothing.
I agree with anything that the Bible says. But what does this have to do with the point I was trying to make in my previous post? You're posting things that are obviously not made by Nintendo, such as the one with a black-suited Mario. Why? Nintendo is a great gaming company, and to accuse them of trying to convert people to homosexuality is utter nonsense. I hate homosexuality just as much as you do, but come on, you're obviously trying to find a reason to make a game appear "unclean."
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Default Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii - 01-04-2008, 03:55 AM

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HAHAHA, oh man, you greedy, greedy man. What right do you have to say that this website is God's favorite church? There are a ton of great churches out there, and yet here you are showing PRIDE and demanding money. You're a funny man.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 03:56 AM

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I agree with anything that the Bible says.
That's what everybody says. Until one goes into the details.

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But what does this have to do with the point I was trying to make in my previous post?.
It's clear that we disagree, this is clearly a case of "who to believe". My word against yours. Obviously, whichever of us follows the Bible closest is the correct one.


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Default Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii - 01-04-2008, 03:58 AM

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We never beg. What do you take us for, a bunch of hobos?

Jesus commands that you tithe. We strongly urge everyone to follow every single word in the Bible. Glory!!

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You did beg. Earlier in the topic you were sweet-talking someone into paying by Paypal! And who says I have to tithe to this website? I can tithe to whatever church I feel promotes a Godly image, and you clearly aren't doing that. Sheesh.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 04:01 AM

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That's what everybody says. Until one goes into the details.



It's clear that we disagree, this is clearly a case of "who to believe". My word against yours. Obviously, whichever of us follows the Bible closest is the correct one.
I don't need to go into details. I've read the Bible and know what's in it. I don't need to explain anything to you. And once again, you're dodging my earlier questions! Do you honestly have nothing better to do but to claim you're right simply because you think you're a "better" believer? Learn to debate.
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I can tithe to whatever church I feel promotes a Godly image, and you clearly aren't doing that. Sheesh.
All you do is attack, attack, attack, and never once do you back up your attacks with scripture.

If we are in error, please use in-context scripture from the King James Bible to show us where we are in error. We will be grateful to you if you end up helping us to be better witnesses for the Lord.

Until then, don't tell us how to do God's work.

Why don't you post a thread in the introduction forum and tell us a little bit about yourself?

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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 04:15 AM

For someone who agrees with us on everything except Nintendo, you're not being very polite. How about to at least introduce yourself in the introductions forum?

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I don't need to go into details.
Yes, you do. Everyone who argues with us claims to know more about the Bible than us. A few questions later nearly all of them have to give up that facadeb - they turn out to be squeamish wanna-believers or new-age cultists. Can you repeat after me: "I know the blasphemy of those who say they are jews, but are not, but the synogogue of satan." (Revelations 2-9)

I've read the Bible and know what's in it.[/quote]

Your insistence on this is exactly what makes you so suspicious. I've seen dozens of your type.

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Who said anything about hate? The Bible says that homosexuals are to be executed, but it doesn't tell us to hate.


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Default Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii - 01-04-2008, 04:18 AM

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All you do is attack, attack, attack, and never once do you back up your attacks with scripture.

If we are in error, please use in-context scripture from the King James Bible to show us where we are in error. We will be grateful to you if you end up helping us to be better witnesses for the Lord.

Until then, don't tell us how to do God's work.

Why don't you post a thread in the introduction forum and tell us a little bit about yourself?

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Wait, wait. Now I need to back up my statements with Scripture to get your attention? Before you say anything else, first of all, do you agree with my previous statements? I said that you guys are claiming this site is God's favorite church (which shows pride). This is fact, since this is what you obviously said. You also tried to talk someone into paying through Paypal. This is fact, and also known as begging, just in a subliminal fashion, of course.

I was never telling you how to do God's work. I was simply pointing out things that appeared to be very suspicious in my opinion. Never once did I give you guys a command.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 04:24 AM

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Yes, you do. Everyone who argues with us claims to know more about the Bible than us. A few questions later nearly all of them have to give up that facadeb - they turn out to be squeamish wanna-believers or new-age cultists. Can you repeat after me: "I know the blasphemy of those who say they are jews, but are not, but the synogogue of satan." (Revelations 2-9)


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Who said anything about hate? The Bible says that homosexuals are to be executed, but it doesn't tell us to hate.
What do you want me to go into detail about then? We were talking about Nintendo at the beginning of our conversation, and you repeatedly kept going off topic by talking about execution of homosexuals. Why are we talking about homosexuals? I was talking about the fact that you guys kept accusing Nintendo of being a homosexual recruiter, NOTHING ELSE. You still have yet to give me solid proof of this other than fake pictures you found on the internet.

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What do you want me to go into detail about then? We were talking about Nintendo at the beginning of our conversation, and you repeatedly kept going off topic by talking about execution of homosexuals. Why are we talking about homosexuals? I was talking about the fact that you guys kept accusing Nintendo of being a homosexual recruiter, NOTHING ELSE. You still have yet to give me solid proof of this other than fake pictures you found on the internet.
It's probably been a month or so since I wrote that article, I can't be expected to keep track of every single one of my sources and citations. If you want to join us and change our opinion of Nintendo, you can do that, but let's not be seen infighting in front of people we should be using all of our energy to bring to Salvation. Don't you remember Reagan's eleventh commandment, do not speak ill of your fellow Republican?

Your use of the F-word especially made me suspicious of your claim to be an expert on the Bible. Popquiz: Quick, tell me what the one unforgivable sin is.


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Wait, wait. Now I need to back up my statements with Scripture to get your attention?
Obviously not, because you have my attention now, and you haven't backed up any of your statements with scripture yet.

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Before you say anything else, first of all, do you agree with my previous statements? I said that you guys are claiming this site is God's favorite church (which shows pride). This is fact, since this is what you obviously said.
Pride? Friend, I think you are confusing the Bible with Dante's Inferno. Besides, how is it pride to state plain facts. The Whitehouse's Department of Faith website says that Landover Baptist is God's favorite church.

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You also tried to talk someone into paying through Paypal. This is fact, and also known as begging, just in a subliminal fashion, of course.
What do you call it when your pastor passes around the plate in your church?

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I was never telling you how to do God's work. I was simply pointing out things that appeared to be very suspicious in my opinion. Never once did I give you guys a command.
Fair enough, but you did come in here and immediately go on the offensive.

Come to think of it, that's even worse. You aren't even offering constructive criticism on how you think we can improve. You are only giving destructive criticism. Shame on you.

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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 04:41 AM

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It's probably been a month or so since I wrote that article, I can't be expected to keep track of every single one of my sources and citations. If you want to join us and change our opinion of Nintendo, you can do that, but let's not be seen infighting in front of people we should be using all of our energy to bring to Salvation. Don't you remember Reagan's eleventh commandment, do not speak ill of your fellow Republican?

Your use of the F-word especially made me suspicious of your claim to be an expert on the Bible. Popquiz: Quick, tell me what the one unforgivable sin is.
Okay then. We can start off by you guys actually doing some research on Nintendo before making accusations. No really, read Wikipedia or some other article on a game site, and check out the company's history. Take your time too.

And I apologize for the curse word (I censored it if it makes you feel any better ), but I was simply shocked by what you people kept saying especially when you guys appear to be ignorant on how the gaming industry works.

And even though this is irrelevant to our discussion, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the unforgivable sin.
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Okay then. We can start off by you guys actually doing some research on Nintendo before making accusations.
Nintendo is in Japan. Japanese people are either Shintoists who worship Their Emperor, are Buddhists, who don't even believe in God at all (Atheists).

I'm very suspicious of why you're so eager to defend the cultural influence of these cultists. I notice that you've been willing to attack us, yet you have not criticised Bin Laden or Saddam Hussien! All of your bile has been reserved for Americans.


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Default Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii - 01-04-2008, 04:57 AM

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Obviously not, because you have my attention now, and you haven't backed up any of your statements with scripture yet.


Pride? Friend, I think you are confusing the Bible with Dante's Inferno. Besides, how is it pride to state plain facts. The Whitehouse's Department of Faith website says that Landover Baptist is God's favorite church.


What do you call it when your pastor passes around the plate in your church?


Fair enough, but you did come in here and immediately go on the offensive.

Come to think of it, that's even worse. You aren't even offering constructive criticism on how you think we can improve. You are only giving destructive criticism. Shame on you.

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Why do I need to though? I realize Jesus did the same thing in the Bible, but just because one doesn't reference Scripture doesn't mean he's wrong.

Okay then, if it isn't pride, then what would you call the hinting of making a payment to Paypal? A suggestion? I mean, you guys did give clear instructions and reminders on how to tithe to the site. I don't know this site too well, but it appears to be only a website, right? I guess you could call this online titheing.

Are you being serious? Since when did God approve of the White House to tell us what His favorite church is?? Heh, and it's funny 'cause the "Department of Faith" is headed by this church, according to the site; so in a way you're calling yourselves God's favorite church.

Can you blame me?

Here's a suggestion: stop jumping to conclusions every time something controversial in the world happens. Whoa, Halo contains a crescent, it must be EVIL! Wow, a kid dies trying to get a Wii, oooh he must be a sinner! Shame on the website for even glorifying this event; God loves everyone equally ("for God so loved the world") and for you to just praise this event as though he's a subordinate is just as sickening as the Westboro Church.

By the way, sorry for this off topic question, but why is every new user of this site called "unsaved trash"? What kind of example is this supposed to set, huh? Not every new user is an unbeliever.
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Default Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool! - 01-04-2008, 05:03 AM

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Nintendo is in Japan. Japanese people are either Shintoists who worship Their Emperor, are Buddhists, who don't even believe in God at all (Atheists).

I'm very suspicious of why you're so eager to defend the cultural influence of these cultists. I notice that you've been willing to attack us, yet you have not criticised Bin Laden or Saddam Hussien! All of your bile has been reserved for Americans.
Now that's just being racist. You're saying Nintendo is evil just because they're from Japan? What the heck? Not everyone in Japan is shinto, you know. Even nations have Japan have Christians, even if they're not as high as you would want them to be. You don't even know the religion of the company's founder, and here you are accusing them of religious conversion. It's a business company. Their job is to make games, not convert people. If they wanted to do that, they could've made their own church or something. In all the years of my life that I've been playing games, not once did I ask myself if a game was trying to make an influence on me. And even if it did, I'm mature enough to resist such temptations.

And when did I say anything against Americans? You're now taking things out of context. America, bin Laden, and Hussein have nothing to do with this conversation. At all.
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just because one doesn't reference Scripture doesn't mean he's wrong.
True, but backing an argument with in-context scripture makes it a heck of a lot easier to tell that he's right.

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Okay then, if it isn't pride, then what would you call the hinting of making a payment to Paypal? A suggestion? I mean, you guys did give clear instructions and reminders on how to tithe to the site. I don't know this site too well, but it appears to be only a website, right? I guess you could call this online titheing.
You didn't answer my question. What do you call it when your pastor passes the plate around at your church? If you can answer my question, you will have answered you own.

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By the way, sorry for this off topic question, but why is every new user of this site called "unsaved trash"? What kind of example is this supposed to set, huh? Not every new user is an unbeliever.
Friend, it reminds us of how each and every one of us starts out in life as "unsaved trash", and only through the Grace of God do we ever become anything else.

Why don't you post an introduction thread and tell us about yourself. That will help us learn what you are all about, and start the process of getting a new label under your name.

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I'm mature enough to resist such temptations.
No one here is saying that you aren't capable of resisting such temptations, but not everyone has that strength. We are warned not to offend the weaker brother and cause him to stumble, and we are also warned to abstain from all appearance of evil.

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