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MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-21-2007, 01:30 PM
I know about the "no-spoiler" policy on this year's Hell House, but I'm so proud of the "self-abuse" room I just have to share a bit of it with you.
You get to see what happens to sperm-murderers (Masturbators, wankers, jerk-offs etc.) when they arrive in hell. It's dark, so you only see things when a spotlight shines on them. The first thing they see is a stash of hard-core porn:
They think they're in heaven. But then, quietly at first, comes the sound of slithering. Louder, and louder....
The, a spotlight points to a sign with this quotation of scripture, which clearly states that Life Begins BEFORE Conception:
Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13
Then, millions upon millions of unconcieved American babies (who are also in hell, because they did not accept Jesus Christ) attack, finally ready to get their revenge, as portrayed in this display:
The gruesome result is then graphically brought home using the latest in virtual reality technology. See how long you can survive against hordes of vengeful souls - in 3-D!
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I've only managed to last half a minute before it's "game over"! There's also a higher difficulty level, just in case we get some really hard-core gamers.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-21-2007, 01:39 PM
Brother Jeb, I am shocked to learn that some "Men" would choose to Kill pre-Conceived babies in such a way.
In Fact I thought it was only already-Born Babies who were done away with, and only then if they were extra Sinful.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-21-2007, 10:31 PM
Joyous Congratulations to Jeb, who thinks outside of the constraints of dull, mere Conservatism.
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Look how prominent our Hell House has become in the internets world!
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-22-2007, 05:02 AM
Well, if you say they're going to hell, why bother saving them in the first place?
I see you hate babies now, heretic dogs!
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-22-2007, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Well, if you say they're going to hell, why bother saving them in the first place?
I see you hate babies now, heretic dogs!
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Oh, you'd rather our pastors turn their backs to God and start diddling babies like some papist Mary worshipper?
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-22-2007, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
Well, if you say they're going to hell, why bother saving them in the first place?
I see you hate babies now, heretic dogs!
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Shut up. You priests kill billions of babies by spilling your seed in little boys.
Catholics are so stupid! No wonder they have brown babies.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-22-2007, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
I know about the "no-spoiler" policy on this year's Hell House, but I'm so proud of the "self-abuse" room I just have to share a bit of it with you.
You get to see what happens to sperm-murderers (Masturbators, wankers, jerk-offs etc.) when they arrive in hell. It's dark, so you only see things when a spotlight shines on them. The first thing they see is a stash of hard-core porn:
They think they're in heaven. But then, quietly at first, comes the sound of slithering. Louder, and louder....
The, a spotlight points to a sign with this quotation of scripture, which clearly states that Life Begins BEFORE Conception:
Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13
Then, millions upon millions of unconcieved American babies (who are also in hell, because they did not accept Jesus Christ) attack, finally ready to get their revenge, as portrayed in this display:
The gruesome result is then graphically brought home using the latest in virtual reality technology. See how long you can survive against hordes of vengeful souls - in 3-D!
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You write with wisdom Brother Jeb, I commend you!
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And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-22-2007, 01:38 PM
On one hand I'm happy to see such great work being done to combat the evils of self-touching, but on the other hand it tragic that all this has become necessary.
One of my first memories was of this simple puppet show, which in my day was all that was needed:
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-28-2007, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
On one hand I'm happy to see such great work being done to combat the evils of self-touching, but on the other hand it tragic that all this has become necessary.
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How I long for those innocent days. Now there's even an entire musical genre dedicated to self-abuse, I don't know what they call it but I call it "wanksta-rap". You've probably heard it - it's like normal rap but the lyrics sound like "Hustler magazine, the audiobook".
"Cop-killer" isn't good enough for them, they have to kill unconcieved cops as well.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-28-2007, 11:24 PM
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One of my first memories was of this simple puppet show, which in my day was all that was needed:
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Unfortunately, Brother Trent, I recognize that guy with the puppet. He was a fellow inmate I met when I was in the Happydale Home for the Severely Disturbed. He was known as "Marty the Puppet Molester."
According to rumors that I heard from the orderlies, he got caught when he showed up at a hospital emergency room with his tallywacker stuck in the puppet's...well, never mind. It's too horrible to go into details.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-29-2007, 01:35 AM
After reading an article about pornography recently, my son was so angry at the descriptions of sexual deviancies that go on in the pornography that is warping American boys and creating sexual desire that causes them to want to have sex, which they normally would want to have, that he excused himself to go to the bathroom and (what sounded like) began punching himself in the genitals, presumably to stop Satan from trying to get him to masturbate. I was very proud at the act of self sacrifice that ensured both that he was not under Satan's spell and that I would have mentally handicapped grandchildren springing fourth from his semi-mutilated loins.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-29-2007, 07:17 AM
Well the truth is, crippled and retarded babies are a result of fornication during a woman's monthly curse.
Every parent you see with a gimped up kid has been offending Christ in a very disgusting, bloody way.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-29-2007, 11:33 PM
The newest hot topic for boys to jerk-off to is people peeing on one another. Another great German export.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-30-2007, 12:27 AM
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The newest hot topic for boys to jerk-off to is people peeing on one another. Another great German export.
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You are kidding me!? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. Is it any wonder that Jesus hates queers?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-30-2007, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well the truth is, crippled and retarded babies are a result of fornication during a woman's monthly curse.
Every parent you see with a gimped up kid has been offending Christ in a very disgusting, bloody way.
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You, sir, have too much hate in your heart (Typical for a heretic)
Why won't you give up your false, child-abusing, fire-breathing "God" and start worshiping the True loving, forgiving, kind, compassionate, merciful God that True Christians worship?
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
10-30-2007, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin
You, sir, have too much hate in your heart (Typical for a heretic)
Why won't you give up your false, child-abusing, fire-breathing "God" and start worshiping the True loving, forgiving, kind, compassionate, merciful God that True Christians worship?
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Your own mary worshiping cult teaches the same thing, papist.
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Medieval scholars, such as Aquinas and Duns Scotus, universally disapproved of menstrual intercourse, though their condemnations varied in gravity. The more common opinion was that sex during menstruation was a mortal sin. This view was justified on the basis that children conceived during this period were liable to be retarded or malformed. The only exception, made by St Thomas, was where menstruation was prolonged. In this case, he held that sexual intercourse was justified because the women could be presumed sterile, and the slight risk of conceiving a retarded or otherwise deformed child was outweighed by the husband's conjugal rights. Note that the right here must be a right to take pleasure or to obtain sexual relief rather than a right to procreate!
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If you weren't so busy buggering altar boys you might have known that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
12-03-2007, 08:32 AM
whats wrong with abortion? financially on a young couple, its a great decision. i like how yall take the side to save an unborn "soul" along with the political parties, yet when it comes to a living "soul" yall dont wanna lend a hand to help them out at all.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
12-03-2007, 08:38 AM
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whats wrong with abortion? financially on a young couple, its a great decision. i like how yall take the side to save an unborn "soul" along with the political parties, yet when it comes to a living "soul" yall dont wanna lend a hand to help them out at all.
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So murdering babies is just fine and dandy for you? It's a "great decision?"
You make me sick. You make satan proud.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
12-03-2007, 08:43 AM
...i didnt say babies you mormon. i said unborn...thats not a kicking screaming baby, its a 2 sex cells combining and in nine months, itll be a baby. and yeah...its a great decision IF you dont want to have a child. so is having it and putting it up for adoption. however, if i was a young woman and got pregnant, i would just have them scramble its brains and id bleed it out later.
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Re: MURDERERS OF UNCONCEIVED BABIES BEWARE! -
12-03-2007, 08:47 AM
Anf you'd go to Hell where you belong! You think killing babies is right? Just because it's make you're life difficult. Listen you little Whore, keep your legs together and you won't have to worry about it! People like you disgust me. Abortion is murder!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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