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What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2009, 04:35 AM
Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?
The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.
A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.
The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.
The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.
A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.
NBC's Rainbow Logo.
The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.
The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.
The length of the bartender's shorts.
Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.
Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.
The Steelers winning.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2009, 04:42 AM
To tell the truth, I'm most offended by the 'Free Credit Report.com' adverts. There are several of them, and as soon as one appears on the TV I hit the mute or switch to another channel as fast as possible.
These cretins are part of the entire credit problem, yet their ads are seen on every channel at all times of the day. There's nothing worse on TV than these ads, besides all of the viagra ads and pleas to either buy your gold or sell you gold.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2009, 05:13 AM
The Indians in Algodones thrusting their babies in front of me and demanding money today. Baby need food! Baby need food!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2009, 05:15 AM
Being assosciated with a murdering, blaspheming, evil and Godless Country. England.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2009, 05:20 AM
Nothing offends me more than sin.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2009, 02:19 PM
This smudge of Burt's Bees Lip Gloss on this person's cup next to me.
Oh, wait -- that's mine. Never mind. Nothing offensive here.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-19-2009, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Nothing offends me more than sin.
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My thoughts exactly, how hard it is to be True Christian floating atop a sea of sinners.
Kings 18:27
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-18-2009, 07:06 PM
The constant flow of Unsaved Trash that insist on coming onto our Godly Forum to persecute us.
And people who speak Mexican instead of American. That AWLAYS offends me.
And if I really think about it, Mexicans almost always seem to manage to offend me in some way, everytime I run into them.
So basically, Unsaved Trash and Mexicans.
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God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-20-2009, 04:00 AM
I'm offended by the commercial where a brother and sister are raising their eyebrows up and down, as fast as they can. This takes place for 2 minutes.
I was too weird-ed out to even remember what it was for.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 03:46 AM
I got offended when we learnt that the Bible was based on Greek Mythology. They are completly different.
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 01:44 PM
Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 04:34 PM
I am offended by the fact that a majority of people who claim to be Republicans don't agree with Jesus that Obama should be impeached.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Agent Texas
Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
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We know. We are very proud of being offensive to satan a major percent of the known universe and especially of being offensive to you. You just made my day, thank you!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Agent Texas
Myself, satan and a major percent of the known universe are offened by your forum.
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I'm offended by this sort of stupidity...
Leviticus 21:8
Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the LORD, which sanctify you, am holy.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-04-2010, 07:41 PM
I am offended by all the people criticizing CBS for their decision to sell Super Bowl advertising to James Dobson's Focus on Family while refusing to sell advertising time to that dial-a-faggot website and other lieberal trash mongers!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:12 AM
Racist Christian Hate mongering Bigots.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:13 AM
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Racist Christian Hate mongering Bigots.
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Uppity minorities calling me a racist.
Jesus wants us to save everyone, including the beaners, the negroes, the wops, the slopes, the slants, the sand nigras, the heebs and the abbos.
If you had read the Bible, you would know that.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:19 AM
But that's not what any of YOU want. Clearly.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-24-2010, 08:29 AM
I'm offended by the inability to get into my favourite online community
I had a serious issue today and needed a Pastors advice, instead they're spending their time cleaning up after a herd of trolls.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39251
Mistress Cookie answered me, but she didn't know what to do about the situation either.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-07-2010, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Uppity minorities calling me a racist.
Jesus wants us to save everyone, including the beaners, the negroes, the wops, the slopes, the slants, the sand nigras, the heebs and the abbos.
If you had read the Bible, you would know that.
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If you really want to save them, why are you so against them? If you treat them as equals, you will find that they are equals. They are equals in God's mind, so if they are not equal in your mind, you are going to hell.
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