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Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:10 AM
Since I am not allowed to respond via PM to the message you sent me, I am doing it this way.
Zeke had already assigned me infraction points for the last post I made in the Men's forum, which was much earlier in the day, and I have not posted to the men's forum again since then.
I have been trying to be civil. I have apologized repeatedly for comments with which I have inadvertantly upset your members.
I am now apologizing - again - for any comments of mine that you may have found upsetting.
I also think you and Zeke owe me an apology for the nasty name-calling you have flung at me.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:55 AM
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Since I am not allowed to respond via PM to the message you sent me, I am doing it this way.
Zeke had already assigned me infraction points for the last post I made in the Men's forum, which was much earlier in the day, and I have not posted to the men's forum again since then.
I have been trying to be civil. I have apologized repeatedly for comments with which I have inadvertantly upset your members.
I am now apologizing - again - for any comments of mine that you may have found upsetting.
I also think you and Zeke owe me an apology for the nasty name-calling you have flung at me.
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I have assigned 42 warning points to your account for asking senior members of our church for an apology. In addition, I am giving you a no-point warning for misspelling inadvertently. KIND AND GENEROUS GLENDORA
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:56 AM
My dear Phoenix -
It's good to see you realize that you have, as a guest in our Baptist Church Forum, repeatedly broken rules, insisted that you "had the right" to be in areas you were specifically told not to post in, and otherwise tromped all over a space where you are NOT a member, but an uninvited guest.
To expect your hosts to welcome you with open arms when you abuse their hospitality is a little much, don't you think? And then to demand an apology for defending their space and putting you in your place? Really, now!
I'm sure if you manage to behave like a lady in the future, and don't worship Satan (or Lucifer, or Allah, or Gaia, or Isis, or whatever you want to call him) anymore, and get the demons removed from your colon or other infested areas, you will be quite welcome here.
As an added bonus, if you accept Jesus, you can experience the joy of His Unconditional and Eternal Love, for just as long as you love, worship, and obey Him in all things without question or hesitation! What better deal can there be than that?!
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 02:31 AM
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I have assigned 42 warning points to your account for asking senior members of our church for an apology. In addition, I am giving you a no-point warning for misspelling inadvertently. KIND AND GENEROUS GLENDORA
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Phoenix Risen
Since I am not allowed to respond via PM to the message you sent me, I am doing it this way.
Zeke had already assigned me infraction points for the last post I made in the Men's forum, which was much earlier in the day, and I have not posted to the men's forum again since then.
I have been trying to be civil. I have apologized repeatedly for comments with which I have inadvertantly upset your members.
I am now apologizing - again - for any comments of mine that you may have found upsetting.
I also think you and Zeke owe me an apology for the nasty name-calling you have flung at me.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 12:32 PM
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 12:38 PM
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You people are impossible.
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Then feel free to bug off.
As brother OYK said, you trample in here like you owe the place, and then you demand an apology when you're told that you aren't queen of the universe.
You really need to get over yourself and stop thinking you are so damn special.
Obviously, your parents never taught you any manners at all.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 12:42 PM
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Obviously, your parents never taught you any manners at all.
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My parents taught me to think for myself, to oppose injustice when I encounter it, and that a woman's vocabulary needed to be much more than "Yes, sir."
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 12:43 PM
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My parents taught me to think for myself, to oppose injustice when I encounter it, and that a woman's vocabulary needed to be much more than "Yes, sir."
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But it is obvious they didn't teach you any manners..
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:08 PM
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My parents taught me to think for myself
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That is an extreme Abomination on this forum!!!
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:14 PM
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But it is obvious they didn't teach you any manners..
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I thought at first that perhaps I could learn something about Landover's particular brand of Christianity. It quickly became obvious to me that Landover's men had a lot to learn about what women in this century want from a relationship. I had hoped that our exchanges would be mutually beneficial.
And it was not me, but some of your members who resorted to the infantile (and rude) practice of name-calling.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:17 PM
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some of your members who resorted to the infantile (and rude) practice of name-calling.
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JESUS, how did I ever miss out on that?
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:28 PM
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It quickly became obvious to me that Landover's men had a lot to learn about what women in this century want from a relationship.
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We're well aware of what secular women want from a relationship, and it amounts to nothing more than a slow and painful castration which doesn't stop even when the man has become nothing more than a pack mule to carry parcels around the mall during your non-stop vanity shopping. No thanks.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:37 PM
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We're well aware of what secular women want from a relationship, and it amounts to nothing more than a slow and painful castration which doesn't stop even when the man has become nothing more than a pack mule to carry parcels around the mall during your non-stop vanity shopping. No thanks.
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And apparently TC men want nothing more than a cook and maid that they don't have to pay for their services and a vehicle for propagating their DNA. They have no interest in an actual relationship with another human being.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:42 PM
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JESUS, how did I ever miss out on that?
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Thank you for proving my point.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:47 PM
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They have no interest in an actual relationship with another human being.
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TC men are interested in their relationship with Jesus. Having a relationship with a nattering, moody cow just isn't the same.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:50 PM
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TC men are interested in their relationship with Jesus. Having a relationship with a nattering, moody cow just isn't the same.
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So if you are only interested in your relationship with Jesus, why do you bother to get married in the first place? Why not make Landover a Baptist monastery?
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:55 PM
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So if you are only interested in your relationship with Jesus, why do you bother to get married in the first place?
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We have to propagate soldiers for Jesus to eliminate the threat of Christ haters by any means necessary so the full love and compassion of Our Saviour can be finally realized on earth.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 01:59 PM
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We have to propagate soldiers for Jesus to eliminate the threat of Christ haters by any means necessary so the full love and compassion of Our Saviour can be finally realized on earth.
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So you get no pleaure out of it whatsoever? It's simply one more item on your "Things to Do Today" list?
1. Mow lawn.
2. Change oil in car.
3. Bang wife.
What a sad thing marriage in Landover must be for both genders.
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Re: Apology offered to and asked of BTB and Zeke -
04-26-2007, 02:11 PM
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So you get no pleaure out of it whatsoever? It's simply one more item on your "Things to Do Today" list?
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My duty is to Jesus. I'm not a slave to the passions and lusts of this world. I live in humbled silence and awe at the magnificence of Our Saviour. You have done nothing but try and tempt me with that gaping maw between your legs and I have remained firm in the faith. You should try another forum 'ho.
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