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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-28-2007, 11:49 PM
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Well, I saw demons before. I know what they do.
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As in...real life? Or do you mean in something like Charmed?
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 02:16 AM
Ok, to get you guys off my back I will tell what happeed to me. I was attacked by a demon, and if it wan't for Luna I would be dead right now, ok? She protected me. She saved my life.
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04-29-2007, 02:19 AM
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Ok, to get you guys off my back I will tell what happeed to me. I was attacked by a demon, and if it wan't for Luna I would be dead right now, ok? She protected me. She saved my life.
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No, Luna the Tree Demon made arrangements with another demon to pretend to attack you, so she could protect you and gain your trust.
You're a bright one, aren't you? Getting fooled by Trees!
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04-29-2007, 02:25 AM
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No, Luna the Tree Demon made arrangements with another demon to pretend to attack you, so she could protect you and gain your trust.
You're a bright one, aren't you? Getting fooled by Trees!
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I was with friends. They were attacked, too. You yourself know nothing. You are a blind fool who's only enjoyment is to speard your hate just because a book written many years ago tell you too. I really do hoe that you find truth.
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04-29-2007, 02:44 AM
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I was with friends. They were attacked, too. You yourself know nothing. You are a blind fool who's only enjoyment is to speard your hate just because a book written many years ago tell you too. I really do hoe that you find truth.
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So what? You had friends with you, big deal?
What, your Tree Demon can't hook up with a fellow demon to have him attack you AND YOUR FRIENDS to make her look good and trustworthy?
I hope you wake up before it is too late and stop hating God and Jesus for the sake of a bonfire-in-waiting.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 02:50 AM
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So what? You had friends with you, big deal?
What, your Tree Demon can't hook up with a fellow demon to have him attack you AND YOUR FRIENDS to make her look good and trustworthy?
I hope you wake up before it is too late and stop hating God and Jesus for the sake of a bonfire-in-waiting.
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So, if I don't start doing what you say, you're going to kill me? Is that the way you make things better? So, God says to get rid of all the people that think diffrent then you? I can surely say that you are a bind fool.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 02:54 AM
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So, if I don't start doing what you say, you're going to kill me? Is that the way you make things better? So, God says to get rid of all the people that think diffrent then you? I can surely say that you are a bind fool.
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We don't tell you to do anything. God makes the laws.
And God told us to follow secular laws, so unless you come to Freehold -- we're having a special Tree-Demon Worshipper festival next weekend, by the way! -- we won't be doing any killing of you. God will see to it that you burn in eternal hellfire, of course.
What has ANY of that to do with YOUR rejection of God for a Tree-Demon that has tricked you and your friends by having one of its cohorts "attack" you?
And were any mushrooms involved in this incident?
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 03:01 AM
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We don't tell you to do anything. God makes the laws.
And God told us to follow secular laws, so unless you come to Freehold -- we're having a special Tree-Demon Worshipper festival next weekend, by the way! -- we won't be doing any killing of you. God will see to it that you burn in eternal hellfire, of course.
What has ANY of that to do with YOUR rejection of God for a Tree-Demon that has tricked you and your friends by having one of its cohorts "attack" you?
And were any mushrooms involved in this incident?
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I don't take any drugs at all. I've been drug free all my life.
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04-29-2007, 10:59 AM
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I don't take any drugs at all. I've been drug free all my life.
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Perhaps you should try one. It's called lithium.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 11:12 AM
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Ok, to get you guys off my back I will tell what happeed to me. I was attacked by a demon, and if it wan't for Luna I would be dead right now, ok? She protected me. She saved my life.
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Wow, you're so demon possessed that you're having hallucinatons..
Either that, or you are a liar.
But I'd say you're both, you're a liar and can't even separate reality from fantasy.
Demon possession can do that to people.
Don't you want to get rid of the demons tormenting you?
Then you better get around to accepting Jesus!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
Ok, to get you guys off my back I will tell what happeed to me. I was attacked by a demon, and if it wan't for Luna I would be dead right now, ok? She protected me. She saved my life.
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I think it's pretty clear what's going on here...anyone who's familiar with the story of Abraham and Isaac, or with the Book of Job, realises that the Lord is fond of practical jokes, petty bets, and what the secular world commonly refers to as "mindpiffles." God probably gave that demon personal permission to attack you to see if it could scare you into rejecting Christ and worshipping a treedemon. Looks like it has, and Jesus lost His bet. Thanks to you, Our Lord probably owes Beelzebub $10 now. I hope you're happy.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 05:05 PM
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Wow, you're so demon possessed that you're having hallucinatons..
Either that, or you are a liar.
But I'd say you're both, you're a liar and can't even separate reality from fantasy.
Demon possession can do that to people.
Don't you want to get rid of the demons tormenting you?
Then you better get around to accepting Jesus!
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I was only attacked once. And why the hell do you people keep calling me a lier? FYI, Jesus didn't stop me from killing myself, and save my life. Luna did that.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
I was only attacked once. And why the hell do you people keep calling me a lier? FYI, Jesus didn't stop me from killing myself, and save my life. Luna did that.
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Did it ever occur to you that Jesus may have been the one who wanted you to kill yourself? HE may have felt you were ready to go home and this she-demon in disguise stopped you from doing HIS will so she could lure you into damnation.
This is why you should never trust a woman Lunar.
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Re: Oh, I get it now! -
04-29-2007, 06:32 PM
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I was only attacked once. And why the hell do you people keep calling me a lier? FYI, Jesus didn't stop me from killing myself, and save my life. Luna did that.
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So YOU attacked yourself then. Not anyone else.
You're a demoncrat on welfare, aren't you? Since you are in the habit of blaiming everything on someone/something else?
YOU tried to kill yourself, nothing else. Get that through your head.
And those "friends" of yours.. they wouldn't happen to be of the 'invisible' kind, now would they?
Jesus didn't stop you because that would be a violation of free will.
He wants you to accept Him without having seen Him, as otherwise, you're pretty much without a true choice.
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