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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Hey -
03-22-2014, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ArkinLaufeyson
Where are you getting allentown from? I don't even live there. Then can you ban me? No, my parents aren't ashamed of me.
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Dear Hatemonger;
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hey -
03-22-2014, 09:51 PM
Ari, My boys and I were praying for you today. One of the little ones, Tim (I think that is his name, who really knows, right?) was asking me about your fascination with a horse's anus. Apparently, he was in the barn early in the morning with my wife, Mrs, Hutchins. He saw the horse defecate a massive steaming pile. He asked his mother (my wife) about it. He wanted to know why any person would be interested in 'hugging it'. My wife, terribly embarrassed (she is a just and sensitive female after all), had to beat the boy for being so foul and disgusting. So I want to thank you very much for spreading the horrible perversion you have. Unlike the phoenix, my boy will not take flight soon. He will be sitting for a long time (we use the hose on bare sole method). I can only imagine the shame your parents must have. Please ask them to email me so we can talk about you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Forum Member
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Posts: 180
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Pearland, Texas
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Re: Hey -
03-23-2014, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ArkinLaufeyson
Let me start by saying, there's one reason I joined. And that reason is to prove a point.
Hello everyone, I'm Arkin. That is not my real name, but you will call me by it. I've noticed several things on here that rather irritate me. Your way of punishing kids is sad and cruel. If that isn't a joke, I cannot believe you people. Leaving them in the cold? Sick and horrible. I also noticed this topic
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=78484
Let me make this clear... God hates NO ONE. You people try to say how almost everything is evil, when that isn't true. Let me give a small quote, "We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."
God hates no one and if you truly believe the things you do, I feel sorry for you. God bless everyone.
-Arkin Laufeyson
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Hello young man
Exactly why did you come here?? Three pages of your mindless rants and I do not understand why you hate God's word and His will? You seem to be very confused and hateful to the people God has chosen to help you. Open your heart to God's love and follow His word. You will be better for it
Charter Member Pearland, Texas
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True Christian™ Brainiac
True Christian™
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Posts: 538
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Protesting the pride parade!
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Re: Hey -
03-23-2014, 04:38 PM
I just want to express my sympathy for Arkin.
It can be quite hard for people who have grown up with their own version of the Bible to face up to what it actually says. Following God requires far more than you assumed based on the impression your parents and religious figures gave you and the handful of "inspiring" Bible quotes you have memorised.
It's not really Arkin's fault, it's a systemic societal failing. Young Christians aren't being encouraged to read the Bible by their parents or their school teachers. Unfortunately it's just breeding a generation of ignorant hippies rather than True Christians™.
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 9,984
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: San Francisco, California
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Re: Hey -
03-25-2014, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by ArkinLaufeyson
SLYTHERIN AND PROUD!
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Are you eight years old?
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