[Glendora Christianson]

St Patrick's Day or Drunk Catlick's Day? Just wondered what you folks think.

PS God's chosen few may add more choices to the poll (as usual).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

St Patrick's Day or Drunk Catlick's Day? Just wondered what you folks think.

PS God's chosen few may add more choices to the poll (as usual).

No need for that in my opinion Mother G. You've hit the nail on the head.

Why these drunken mary-worshipers need another excuse to get snockered and vomit their kidney pie all the way home is beyond me.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Thanks for reminding me, Mother Glendora. Where I live we have to double lock the doors and hold up for two days. The entire city is unsafe even to drive in when they color the beer green (that alone is a vile thought). The next day the streets smell of stench that would be reminiscent of the odor of a Roman vomitoria after an all night orgy. The sound of that repetitious Irish music (with those piercing penny whistles that only play in one key) gives one the sensation that hell has arrived on earth, let alone to contemplate the number of acts of sodomy that might be going on.

Irish Cathylicks are indeed a form of sub-human species. The negras in New York moved to Harlem to escape them. There is some story that they all came over here to escape famine from potato blight. They apparently weren't smart enough to fish to get something to eat. Ireland, after all, is an island nation.

Sorry to sound like I am on a rant here, but I can't stand the Irish Cathylicks with their blarney talk and propensity to get into fights. They are simply uncivilized trash.

[Daniel]

Everyone knows that Drunk Cathylicks Day is an excuse to get drunk and party because some guy named Patrick took all the serpents in Europe back to hell with him. Personally, I think St. Patrick was a demon who put on a big hoax to lead people away from the Lord and Savior Jesus. But that's just me.

[MrsMycroftSmith]

What puzzles me is why they need an excuse to drink. After all, to the majority of Cathlicks every day seemed to be St. Patrick's Day! What exactly is the point of having a reason if they've gotten so shameless they no longer wait for one!

It's a bit like having a day for godly Christians to love our Lord Jesus when we worship him all year 'round!

[Daniel]

It was stated by Creation Scientists that over 85% of French people are alcoholics and don't know it because they never stop drinking. Yes, that probably includes most of the French and Canadian (descendants of the French) on this board.

[SUV]

It's the one day they get to wrest the unGodly city of New York from the joos.

From the pictures I've seen, this seems to drive them rather insane

[Brother Temperance]

I have always strongly suspected that, just as the Taliban are funded by opium production and DVD piracy funds al-Quaeda, 99% of the IRA's funds come from the production of Guinness. With that in mind, the 17th of March must be a precious day indeed for those murdering scum.
Although now the IRA seem to have turned into a bunch of spud-eating surrender monkeys, the proceeds probably just go straight into the Vatican's bottomless child abuse hush fund. Either way, Jesus weeps.

[Wash O'Hanley]

It's obvious that St. Patrick's Day is and always has been a means for the Irish to legitimize their drunken behavior so that at least for one day out of the year they will almost be on the same level of society as the rest of us decent human beings.

Q: What's so special about St. Patrick's Day?

A: It is a holiday that gives us Irish an excuse to get drunk!

Q: Don't you already do that every day?

A: Yes.

[BornAgain]

The catholics are so blatantly not Christians it makes me sick.

While us True Christian™ Baptists know that consuming any alcohol is a sin, and is damnable with an eternity of hellfire, it seems the catlicks can't get enough booze!

Of course, they ignore scripture anyways so it's not any surprise they ignore the fact that no drunkard will enter the gates of heaven, since they place more trust in their priests and pope than the Infallible Word of God.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by BornAgain

The catholics are so blatantly not Christians it makes me sick.

While us True Christian™ Baptists know that consuming any alcohol is a sin, and is damnable with an eternity of hellfire, it seems the catlicks can't get enough booze!

Of course, they ignore scripture anyways so it's not any surprise they ignore the fact that no drunkard will enter the gates of heaven, since they place more trust in their priests and pope than the Infallible Word of God.

So you're saying that Jesus is damned to an eternity of hellfire?

Ahem. Someone needs to review his Scripture a wee bit. And his LBC history.

One of the reasons LBC withdrew from the Southern Baptist Convention was the SBC's heretical assertion that consuming any alcohol was inherently sinful. Jesus not only made water into wine, he drank it Himself and told His apostles to enjoy a glass while thinking about Him from time to time!!

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Although now the IRA seem to have turned into a bunch of spud-eating surrender monkeys, the proceeds probably just go straight into the Vatican's bottomless child abuse hush fund.

I would never trust those sneaky paddy's for one second Brother Temperance; their vileness is not even surpassed by their wop masters at the vatican. The only reason they've survived this long is because of the utter stupidity of groups like the UVF and UDA who share the same hereditary retardedness as the irish; but unfortunately also the effeminate mannerisms of the British.

If U.S. marines had been there from the start, those catlick micks would be serving in their proper place as the darkies of europe instead of being glorified in a drunken pukefest.

[Brother John]

The latter option of course. They even call it 'drowning the shamrock'. Let's hope that global warming takes care of that in reality!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Bah! While I had the misfortune to be born and raised a catlick, at least my parents had the good sense not to be Irish! It was a far shorter trip for me to be Saved than it would be for any drunken mick.
One of my least favorite aspects of this "holiday" is the pinching of anyone, Irish or not, who doesn't wear green. When that happens, I whip out my Mace and bring the degenerates down. There are still six men sitting in prison for assaulting me thusly, and there are many more who spent time behind bars but have served their time.
They were the lucky ones. Since I converted, I've started carrying this lovely piece of protection, so anyone who assaults me with a pinch now may just find themselves with a one-way ticket to Hell.

[BornAgain]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

So you're saying that Jesus is damned to an eternity of hellfire?

Ahem. Someone needs to review his Scripture a wee bit. And his LBC history.

One of the reasons LBC withdrew from the Southern Baptist Convention was the SBC's heretical assertion that consuming any alcohol was inherently sinful. Jesus not only made water into wine, he drank it Himself and told His apostles to enjoy a glass while thinking about Him from time to time!!

My apologizes, I'm still learning.

I'll send an extra tithe and ask Jesus for forgiveness.

[Appelfap.]

Drunk Catylics day.