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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-20-2015, 05:14 PM

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I am a christian and proud of it i live the word to my best ability and i would certainly die for the word. I will say though the way you folks conduct yourselves on this forum is horrid spewing hate and warmongering. Jesus did not die for us to be judgmental over this world it is NOT our job only God can judge anyone PERIOD. You folks seem to look at your selves as sinless but you are not. It states in the bible Romans 3:23 even the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all those who believe; for there is no distinction; 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24being justified as a gift by His grace through the redemption which is in Christ Jesusbut by the way you people conduct yourselves you seem to suffer the same sin that lucifer suffered from and that is pride. You are no better then anyone else and it pains me to see my own christian brothers and sister to conduct thier lives in this manner. Turn away from this sin of pride and move closer to humility for all christians are called to be humble.the bible says 2 Chronicles 7:14
If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.

You are a false fluffy preacher. We follow the very word of Almighty God, not the feel good mumblings of a revisionist blasphemer. Come ye then to Jesus and live by His word, not your nonsense. There is but one God and He is a jealous God. Do not forfeit your immortal soul by trying to rewrite His word. Ours is an angry God, stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. It is best to not anger Him.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-20-2015, 05:20 PM

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Jesus did not die for us to be judgmental over this world
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it is NOT our job only God can judge anyone PERIOD.
Are you suggesting when He commanded us to judge, that He in fact was lying to us? Misleading us? Mistaken?

Either you call Jesus a liar, or you elevate yourself higher than Him. He says, and I quote,

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
John 7:24


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You folks seem to look at your selves as sinless but you are not.
Again, you call the LORD a liar.

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin;
for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
1st John 3:9


What arrogance, what hubris you have to decide God is wrong and you are right.

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It states in the bible Romans 3:23 even the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all those who believe; for there is no distinction; 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24being justified as a gift by His grace through the redemption which is in Christ Jesus
No one disputes that, dear. We have all sinned, we have all fallen short of the glory of God, but when one is born again, one is born of the Spirit, of Incorruptible Seed (1 Peter 1:23), and sin no longer tempts the True Christian™(1st John 5:18 ).

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but by the way you people conduct yourselves you seem to suffer the same sin that lucifer suffered from and that is pride. You are no better then anyone else and it pains me to see my own christian brothers and sister to conduct thier lives in this manner.
If you were my brother, you would be speaking Wisdom. Instead you speak likes. I daresay we do not share the same father. Your father is Satan (John 8:44).


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-20-2015, 05:23 PM

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I am a christian and proud of it i live the word to my best ability and i would certainly die for the word. I will say though the way you folks conduct yourselves on this forum is horrid spewing hate and warmongering. Jesus did not die for us to be judgmental over this world it is NOT our job only God can judge anyone PERIOD. You folks seem to look at your selves as sinless but you are not. It states in the bible Romans 3:23 even the righteousness of God through faith in Jesus Christ for all those who believe; for there is no distinction; 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24being justified as a gift by His grace through the redemption which is in Christ Jesusbut by the way you people conduct yourselves you seem to suffer the same sin that lucifer suffered from and that is pride. You are no better then anyone else and it pains me to see my own christian brothers and sister to conduct thier lives in this manner. Turn away from this sin of pride and move closer to humility for all christians are called to be humble.the bible says 2 Chronicles 7:14
If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.
I am not sure what version of the Bible you are quoting from but in my King James version of the Bible it clearly states we may judge others.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-20-2015, 05:34 PM

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...Turn away from this sin of pride and move closer to humility for all christians are called to be humble. the bible says 2 Chronicles 7:14
If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.
Don't you even understand the very Scripture you cite?

That passage is not calling on Christians to be humble towards others, but to humble themselves before God.


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Love Jesus Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-25-2015, 01:04 AM

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Please be so kind as to link to the post in which a True Christian™ says, "Jesus died for us to be judgmental over this world."



Are you suggesting when He commanded us to judge, that He in fact was lying to us? Misleading us? Mistaken?

Either you call Jesus a liar, or you elevate yourself higher than Him. He says, and I quote,

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
John 7:24




Again, you call the LORD a liar.

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin;
for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
1st John 3:9


What arrogance, what hubris you have to decide God is wrong and you are right.



No one disputes that, dear. We have all sinned, we have all fallen short of the glory of God, but when one is born again, one is born of the Spirit, of Incorruptible Seed (1 Peter 1:23), and sin no longer tempts the True Christian™(1st John 5:18 ).



If you were my brother, you would be speaking Wisdom. Instead you speak likes. I daresay we do not share the same father. Your father is Satan (John 8:44).
You speak sense, these people need to repent and follow the words of the lord.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 11-10-2015, 04:24 PM

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It isnt a DESTRUCTIVE cult, it can be a cult though
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-25-2017, 04:27 PM

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You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.
i really want to know??? why do you believe in something? why do you believe god exists? do you find comfort in believing in something other than humans? what makes you so sure something like a god exists? the bible is paper that has been written upon by humans what makes you believe it to hold its current truth?
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i really want to know??? why do you believe in something? why do you believe god exists? do you find comfort in believing in something other than humans? what makes you so sure something like a god exists? the bible is paper that has been written upon by humans what makes you believe it to hold its current truth?
Hi Mr. Evil, and welcome to our friendly forum! What do you believe in? I believe in Good and Love and Justice. I believe in America and Apple Pie. I believe good things are good and bad things are bad. I believe in my Redeemer, for I spoke with Him just this very morning!

You might find some conversations of interest. If you utilize the "search" function, you can find all kinds of great things. We also use "tags" to gather threads of similar topics. For example, when I searched the tag "proof of God's existence" I found these:

Enjoy, and feel free to add how Jesus works in your life to any of these threads! It doesn't matter if they're old. We have over a million threads here, and we're big fans of resurrection. ;-)


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-25-2017, 09:42 PM

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Hi Mr. Evil, and welcome to our friendly forum! What do you believe in? I believe in Good and Love and Justice. I believe in America and Apple Pie. I believe good things are good and bad things are bad. I believe in my Redeemer, for I spoke with Him just this very morning!

You might find some conversations of interest. If you utilize the "search" function, you can find all kinds of great things. We also use "tags" to gather threads of similar topics. For example, when I searched the tag "proof of God's existence" I found these:

Enjoy, and feel free to add how Jesus works in your life to any of these threads! It doesn't matter if they're old. We have over a million threads here, and we're big fans of resurrection. ;-)
this doesnt answer many of my questions. what i want to know is why do people choose to believe? why do people wish to put faith into a book? is it comfort? is it understanding? is it an escape? what strives people to want this? is this all that is to be trusted? if so why? my understanding of religion and all religion for that matter is built and structured around faith but first one must believe to believe once must renounce everything to believe in the words and will of something written in paper? tell me this.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-25-2017, 09:49 PM

i simply believe in change. the will of humanity pushing against a never ending struggle to change adapt grow and move forward. nothing has and ever will stop humans from evolving becoming smarter never ending changes to adversity we all call life. from that you could say i dont believe in anything but the knowledge that nothing has and ever will be the same for everything is forever changing.
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What i want to know is why do people choose to believe?
That's a big question, PE. A bit loaded-- do we really choose to believe things? Could you just drop your own beliefs at the drop of a hat? Or are we instead chosen to believe?

Let me ask you: Why do you believe what you do (which on preview is change)? And to save some time, what I really want to know is the why of the why of the why for that question-- each time you think you have the answer, ask why again. Can you just ask why forever? Do you find yourself in a loop? Or is there some point where you say, "I'm not sure... Maybe for no reason at all?"


Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-25-2017, 10:00 PM

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...nothing has and ever will stop humans from evolving...
Except for humans. Evolution no longer applies to us, as we no longer live in a natural environment. If the environment we're in does not suit us, we change it, not the other way around.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-25-2017, 10:10 PM

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this doesnt answer many of my questions. what i want to know is why do people choose to believe? why do people wish to put faith into a book? is it comfort? is it understanding? is it an escape? what strives people to want this? is this all that is to be trusted? if so why? my understanding of religion and all religion for that matter is built and structured around faith but first one must believe to believe once must renounce everything to believe in the words and will of something written in paper? tell me this.
I suppose people believe different beliefs for different reasons. Children believe in Santa Clause because they've been conditioned to do so. From stories their parents tell them, to images around town, to experiencing full stockings on Christmas morning, they assume the tales they've been told are true.

Mormons believe their goofy religion with the magic underwear and imminent metamorphosis into galactic X-men because they've been conditioned to do so. From stories their parents tell them, to images around their homes and churches, to experiencing great pleasure and peace at times when reading their silly story books, they assume the tales they've been told are true.

Muslims believe their absurd religion with the flying horses and Hugh Hefner inspired heaven because they've been conditioned to do so. From stories their parents tell them, to studying their violent book, to believing the inside of a woman's elbow is as hot as her cooter, they assume the tales they've been told are true.

However, each of these examples always, and without exception, produce doubt when reality refuses to comply to expectations. Children grow out of Santa Clause when they realize how impossible the mechanics of flying around the world in one night with flying reindeer is. But Mormons and Muslims don't often grow out of their mythologies. One might wonder how a child manages to grow out of one belief and not another.

One need only see the negative consequences of doing so to understand why they continue to suppress those natural doubts. From social ostracizition to credible threats of death, they learn to police their own thinking, rewarding the appropriate thoughts with feeling insightful, and punishing the negative with feelings of quilt and shame.

This is proof that in all the beliefs that have ever existed in the history of mankind, the human soul is unsatisfied until it hears of the Truth. Jesus tells us that He is the Truth, and the Truth shall set us free (John 8:32). I believe this is what He means. He will set us free from sin, from doubt, from guilt, from shame. He will fill that God-Shaped hole in our hearts if we but hearken unto His knock upon our heart's door.




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Children grow out of Santa Clause when they realize how impossible the mechanics of flying around the world in one night with flying reindeer is. But Mormons and Muslims don't often grow out of their mythologies. One might wonder how a child manages to grow out of one belief and not another.
The immediate answer is that the groups you've mentioned remain children.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-26-2017, 12:57 AM

in response to an earlier post what makes you say people are conditioned into believing what they hear? anyone with a strong will can make up their own mind of the right and wrong in life. what is the difference in conditioned into believing santa and being conditioned to believe in the bible? i believe you have made a moot point. in theory of your current post anyone can be conditioned into anything even the bible. this still does not cover my many questions of my previous post more like avoiding them.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-26-2017, 01:38 AM

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anyone with a strong will can make up their own mind of the right and wrong in life.
Perfect! I'm assuming you believe that you're one of the ones with a strong will? Put your money where your mouth is and make up your own mind that Jesus Christ is right.

And if there's some reason that you can't do that, exert your strong will again to get over it.


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what is the difference in conditioned into believing santa and being conditioned to believe in the bible?
One reflects a mythology created long ago, developing slowly, first by word of mouth, portions written for posterity, evolving in time to incorporate elements that would be relevant to new cultures, ornamented with song and rituals of celebration. The other is Truth™.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 06-26-2017, 07:01 AM

i thought i stated what i believed in already. and also how can you prove the bible is truth?
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i thought i stated what i believed in already. and also how can you prove the bible is truth?
You're allowed to have beliefs, but they're required to furnish proof?


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i thought i stated what i believed in already. and also how can you prove the bible is truth?
Don't be silly! I don't have to prove it! The whole of nature proves it! History proves it! The proof is everywhere!
The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork.
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That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
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The question is, will you recognize His Glory and Sovereignty now and praise Him for all eternity, or only after you've been sent to Hell to endure Satan scraping out your bowels with his barbed tallywhacker?


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