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Default Foul Witch Challenges Bibles in North Carolina School - 01-19-2012, 05:42 AM



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/18...rolina-school/

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

It brings sorrow to my heart as we are once again reminded of the scourge that is rotting the insides of our nation known as Wicca. Only their pure hatred for the Lord can motivate these creatures to even brave the light of day (let alone the eye of the public), and that's exactly what brought one of these pale porkers to resurface from her blacked out cellar and act as fleshy cavalry at the forefront of Liberalism's neverending civil war on our Lord Jesus Christ.

Ginger Strivelli, one of Wicca's apparent higher heavyweights, was sent into a Devil-driven frenzy when she found out her 12-year-old boy was a Christian when he came home from school with a Bible hidden in his backpack. Wiccans have noses like hounds when it comes to anything edible, so the poor boy was surely given away by handling the Good Book right after finishing his government subsidized school lunch. The skyclad harlot immediatley tossed the Bible in the bathroom closet with the Charmin Ultra, dusted off her only set of plus size clothing and rode the public transit system straight to the Buncombe County School Board of Education.

Needless to say, the school officials were probably shocked and frightened when, as I can imagine, a 300lb woman with froth on her lips and hair as red as the Devil came pounding on their windows and taking an automatic door out of its tracks as she barged in with nothing in mind except proving that there's no space for God left anywhere when there's a Wiccan or two about. They were even more horrified when she showed up with what was reported as "pagan spell books," which most likely included The Satanic Bible, The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama and the Art of War by Mao Tse-Tung. It was by God's hand alone that this woman can't fit into a car, or else she's surely have shown up with a cauldron full of boiled cats or other such nonsene. The books alone were enough to make the school look at its policies to avoid a curse, but to top it off the woman has the backing of God-hating groups like the ACLU and Emory University.

These are dark times, my friends, and even if there were enough Wiccans out and about to cause snow blindness, it wouldn't brighten anything as far as God is concerned. They've already taken prayer out of education, they're working hard on the Pledge of Allegiance and now a public school can't even keep donated Bibles in the office without the hordes of Satan breaking down the gates. It sickens me as these secular heathens scoff at God and use the American flag as their doormat by rejecting the basic values this country was founded on. I pray for Judgement Day to come, but even if it was tomorrow it wouldn't be soon enough.

I encourage all True Christains to write their Congressman and the Buncombe County School Board of Education to avert this tragedy in North Carolina, or else such tomfoolery could end up right on our doorstep in Iowa.

God bless you all,

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Default Re: Foul Witch Challenges Bibles in North Carolina School - 01-19-2012, 05:58 AM

So the fat whore in the picture is the witch, and that queer-looking blond is her 12 year old boy?



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Foul Witch Challenges Bibles in North Carolina School - 01-19-2012, 06:03 AM

If they don't like Bibles in the classroom, why don't they just get the hell out of America? I'm sure Canada would take them. They love perverts up there.

This is a Christian Nation, set up by our Evangelical Founders so that we have freedom of religion (Christian), not freedom from religion.


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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Foul Witch Challenges Bibles in North Carolina School - 01-19-2012, 06:16 AM

I praise Jesus we have Godly pastors like Youth Pastor Marty who tirelessly work to thwart the advances of Satan and his minions in our society. Why, just last week when that little whore Jessica Ahlquist duped the local judge to take down the prayer banner, Rhode Island State Representative Peter Palumbo rightfully identified that student as an "Evil Little Thing." He admitted, rightfully as we can see now, "...she is being coerced by evil people..." Now we can see the speed with which Satan drives his evil agenda. Witches in North Carolina are shamelessly on the prowl. My flesh is frightened but my spirit is afire with God's righteous indignation! These are our children! Our precious, vulnerable, easily lured children!

Thank you Youth Pastor Marty for your tireless dedication and attention to the spiritual plight of our boys and girls!


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So the fat whore in the picture is the witch, and that queer-looking blond is her 12 year old boy?

It would certainly appear so, Pastor, as I sincerely doubt the Fox News website could ever report something without getting all of the facts straight. If so, the old hag has resorted to obvious child abuse by dressing him as such. Unless of course (God forbid!) she does have other children and the boy is locked away as we speak! I can't even begin to decide which possible scenario is worse!



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Why are these wiccans always trying to force their "religion" on normal, God-fearing Americans? Aren't they satisfied with all of their satanic movies (Harvey Potter, Twilight, Pixar, etc.) and never-ending holidays (Halloween, MLK, etc.)???



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Why are these wiccans always trying to force their "religion" on normal, God-fearing Americans? Aren't they satisfied with all of their satanic movies (Harvey Potter, Twilight, Pixar, etc.) and never-ending holidays (Halloween, MLK, etc.)???



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So, how does it feel to know your religion is slowing losing it's grip it once had on this world? This is why Christianity is dying. You rather persecute people and live in lies then see the truth before you.

Your god is dead.





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...You rather persecute people and live in lies then see the truth before you...
Ok, TediousBoy, so what is THE TRUTH™?

This should be good for some yuks.


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Ok, TediousBoy, so what is THE TRUTH™?

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That you can believe in whatever you want to. You can believe in NOTHING if you want to. That's the truth.
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Default Re: Foul Witch Challenges Bibles in North Carolina School - 01-21-2012, 04:50 PM

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That you can believe in whatever you want to. You can believe in NOTHING if you want to. That's the truth.
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That you can believe in whatever you want to. You can believe in NOTHING if you want to. That's the truth.
So you're saying that you can believe in something ridiculous like the flying spaghetti monster, but not Jesus?

I don't know about you, but I'm putting my faith in something believable like talking snakes, a tower that was build high into the clouds, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire appearing out of nowhere to stop the Egyptians, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Isrealites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls fo Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, Saul speaking with Samuels ghost, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Isrealite killing a 1 million strong cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets and Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven.

Shout Glory!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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So you're saying that you can believe in something ridiculous like the flying spaghetti monster, but not Jesus?

I don't know about you, but I'm putting my faith in something believable like talking snakes, a tower that was build high into the clouds, Lot's wife turning into a pillar of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire appearing out of nowhere to stop the Egyptians, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Isrealites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls fo Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, Saul speaking with Samuels ghost, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Isrealite killing a 1 million strong cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets and Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven.

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That you can believe in whatever you want to. You can believe in NOTHING if you want to. That's the truth.
Well, of course you can!

You are given free will by God. You can choose to believe in Him, or you can choose any other option.

If you CHOOSE to follow and wholeheartedly obey His every COMMAND, then you will have CHOSEN an eternity of joy, servicing Him and praising Him in Heaven.

If you CHOOSE to follow something other than God, or nothing, or if you CHOOSE to disobey some of His COMMANDS, then you will have CHOSEN to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire, with no possibility of escape or even the sweet release of death.

Which do you CHOOSE?

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Well, of course you can!

You are given free will by God. You can choose to believe in Him, or you can choose any other option.

If you CHOOSE to follow and wholeheartedly obey His every COMMAND, then you will have CHOSEN an eternity of joy, servicing Him and praising Him in Heaven.

If you CHOOSE to follow something other than God, or nothing, or if you CHOOSE to disobey some of His COMMANDS, then you will have CHOSEN to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire, with no possibility of escape or even the sweet release of death.

Which do you CHOOSE?

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Since all of you are racist, hate-filled, and generally a plague upon this island Earth, I rather chill with Satan. He's looking a lot better than your god or any of you for that matter.
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Since all of you are racist, hate-filled, and generally a plague upon this island Earth....
You're mistaken friend, we aren't any of those things. We are True Christians™ who love the LORD and follow His commands as put forth in the King James Version Holy Bible, 1611, word for word, no exceptions.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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It's only a matter of opinion.
Not at all. I suppose you could believe "nothing" if you wanted to - theoretically - but no-one has actually managed to do that yet. You, for example, believe that "It's only a matter of opinion" WHEREAS everything referred to in Rev. Ezekiel Flint's post is a matter of historical record.

His list is limited, naturally, because of space. God tells us:
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25 And there are also many other things which Iesus did, the which if they should be written euery one, I suppose that euen the world it selfe could not conteine the bookes that should be written, Amen.

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The volume of material as it is comprises a gigantic resource from ancient scrolls to books still in print!

Deciding to ignore such an abundance of evidence is a sort of "choice" I suppose - or are you suggesting that you were "born that way"?
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"Only their pure hatred for the Lord can motivate these creatures to even brave the light of day (let alone the eye of the public), "

Is that so? Because I quite distinctly remember having a conversation with an older Wiccan couple outside, in broad daylight, in the middle of a flea market parking lot with looking at Classic Rock records. I'm also pretty sure that many peace-abiding Wiccans and Pagans both attend and work at the Renaissance Festivals, which end at 7pm, so the majority of which take place in broad daylight.

"he found out her 12-year-old boy was a Christian when he came home from school with a Bible hidden in his backpack. "

So if you own a bible, you're automatically a Christian?

"The skyclad harlot immediatley tossed the Bible in the bathroom closet with the Charmin Ultra, dusted off her only set of plus size clothing and rode the public transit system straight to the Buncombe County School Board of Education. "

I have rarely met a Wiccan or Pagan who is actually into going around skyclad. Most have plenty of clothing, a lot of them are into peasant skirts and Hippie-influenced clothing.

"They were even more horrified when she showed up with what was reported as "pagan spell books," which most likely included The Satanic Bible, The Audacity of Hope by Barack HUSSEIN Obama and the Art of War by Mao Tse-Tung."

None of which are "Pagan spell books." LaVeyan Satanists, Wiccans, and Pagans are different things. Obama is a Muslim.

" It was by God's hand alone that this woman can't fit into a car,"

While I do agree that she needs to lose weight, I've seen much bigger women somehow manage to squeeze themselves into little cars. Can't you right any articles without insulting people?

"The books alone were enough to make the school look at its policies to avoid a curse,"

It would not surprise me if they were afraid she'd curse them, but that just goes to show how ignorant people are on the subject. There aren't too many real Wiccans in the world, and most of the people who call themselves that (the Neo-Wiccans who don't understand even the fundamentals of Wicca) believe in the three-fold law and the so-called "Wiccan Rede." Unless she is a real Wiccan, which would be a surprise, she would be going against her religious beliefs if she cursed anyone. Also, the school probably had to take the bible off the table because it's been illegal to teach religion in public schools for years. Though my high school managed to get around the law, which never really bothered me. I've never seen anything wrong with learning about other religions.

"They've already taken prayer out of education,"

I don't think this had anything to do with Wiccans. I'm pretty sure this had to do with Jehova Witnesses, Jews, etc.,

" they're working hard on the Pledge of Allegiance "

Even though I am a Druidess, I have never seen the reason for taking "God" out of the pledge. Students were not forced to repeat the pledge or even stand. Any school that did enforce this was actually breaking the law. If it was not your religion, the law was always that you did not have to say it. It really didn't serve any purpose taking it out except that the schools who broke the law by forcing children of other religions to repeat "under God" can no longer do so.

"d and use the American flag as their doormat by rejecting the basic values this country was founded on. "

This country has always had freedom of religion.

"If they don't like Bibles in the classroom, why don't they just get the hell out of America?"

America has freedom of religion. No one should be forced to read the bible. However, I do not see any reason to be upset if your child wants to read it. But it's not a case of her being upset about her child wanting to read the bible, it's her being upset that constitutional rights and freedom of religion are not being upheld, and she was being treated unfairly. You blew this article way out of proportion, but I'm not surprised.

"Schools should not be giving out one religion's materials and not others," Strivelli said."

I agree with this. If a school is going to be handing out religious material or teaching religious material, it should not be using only one religious. The constitution allows us freedom of religion.

"According to Strivelli, the principal assured her the school would make available religious texts donated by any group. But when Strivelli showed up at the school with pagan spell books, she was turned away."

Again, you blew this out of proportion. The school promised her equal rights, that they would allow donations of any religious texts.

""You can either open your public school up to all religious material, or you can say no religious material," Michael Broyde, a professor and senior fellow at Emory University's Center for the Study of Law and Religion said. "You can't say, 'You can distribute religious material, but only from the good mainstream faiths.'"

That is an absolutely FAIR judgment that abides by the U.S. constitution, that was created by our founding fathers.

Now if only they would make religious holidays the same as sick days. That would be the only way to make it fair to every religion.
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Default Re: Foul Witch Challenges Bibles in North Carolina School - 09-08-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Barbariana(aka fatuglywhoreofravensock) View Post
"Only their pure hatred for the Lord can motivate these creatures to even brave the light of day (let alone the eye of the public), "

Is that so? Because I quite distinctly remember having a conversation with an older Wiccan couple outside, in broad daylight, in the middle of a flea market parking lot with looking at Classic Rock records. I'm also pretty sure that many peace-abiding Wiccans and Pagans both attend and work at the Renaissance Festivals, which end at 7pm, so the majority of which take place in broad daylight.

"he found out her 12-year-old boy was a Christian when he came home from school with a Bible hidden in his backpack. "

So if you own a bible, you're automatically a Christian?

"The skyclad harlot immediatley tossed the Bible in the bathroom closet with the Charmin Ultra, dusted off her only set of plus size clothing and rode the public transit system straight to the Buncombe County School Board of Education. "

I have rarely met a Wiccan or Pagan who is actually into going around skyclad. Most have plenty of clothing, a lot of them are into peasant skirts and Hippie-influenced clothing.

"They were even more horrified when she showed up with what was reported as "pagan spell books," which most likely included The Satanic Bible, The Audacity of Hope by Barack HUSSEIN Obama and the Art of War by Mao Tse-Tung."

None of which are "Pagan spell books." LaVeyan Satanists, Wiccans, and Pagans are different things. Obama is a Muslim.

" It was by God's hand alone that this woman can't fit into a car,"

While I do agree that she needs to lose weight, I've seen much bigger women somehow manage to squeeze themselves into little cars. Can't you right any articles without insulting people?

"The books alone were enough to make the school look at its policies to avoid a curse,"

It would not surprise me if they were afraid she'd curse them, but that just goes to show how ignorant people are on the subject. There aren't too many real Wiccans in the world, and most of the people who call themselves that (the Neo-Wiccans who don't understand even the fundamentals of Wicca) believe in the three-fold law and the so-called "Wiccan Rede." Unless she is a real Wiccan, which would be a surprise, she would be going against her religious beliefs if she cursed anyone. Also, the school probably had to take the bible off the table because it's been illegal to teach religion in public schools for years. Though my high school managed to get around the law, which never really bothered me. I've never seen anything wrong with learning about other religions.

"They've already taken prayer out of education,"

I don't think this had anything to do with Wiccans. I'm pretty sure this had to do with Jehova Witnesses, Jews, etc.,

" they're working hard on the Pledge of Allegiance "

Even though I am a Druidess, I have never seen the reason for taking "God" out of the pledge. Students were not forced to repeat the pledge or even stand. Any school that did enforce this was actually breaking the law. If it was not your religion, the law was always that you did not have to say it. It really didn't serve any purpose taking it out except that the schools who broke the law by forcing children of other religions to repeat "under God" can no longer do so.

"d and use the American flag as their doormat by rejecting the basic values this country was founded on. "

This country has always had freedom of religion.

"If they don't like Bibles in the classroom, why don't they just get the hell out of America?"

America has freedom of religion. No one should be forced to read the bible. However, I do not see any reason to be upset if your child wants to read it. But it's not a case of her being upset about her child wanting to read the bible, it's her being upset that constitutional rights and freedom of religion are not being upheld, and she was being treated unfairly. You blew this article way out of proportion, but I'm not surprised.

"Schools should not be giving out one religion's materials and not others," Strivelli said."

I agree with this. If a school is going to be handing out religious material or teaching religious material, it should not be using only one religious. The constitution allows us freedom of religion.

"According to Strivelli, the principal assured her the school would make available religious texts donated by any group. But when Strivelli showed up at the school with pagan spell books, she was turned away."

Again, you blew this out of proportion. The school promised her equal rights, that they would allow donations of any religious texts.

""You can either open your public school up to all religious material, or you can say no religious material," Michael Broyde, a professor and senior fellow at Emory University's Center for the Study of Law and Religion said. "You can't say, 'You can distribute religious material, but only from the good mainstream faiths.'"

That is an absolutely FAIR judgment that abides by the U.S. constitution, that was created by our founding fathers.

Now if only they would make religious holidays the same as sick days. That would be the only way to make it fair to every religion.
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Did you praise Jesus in this post, dear?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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