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Default FINALLY! The Joos grow some payots… But is it too late? - 07-29-2014, 11:34 PM

Hi, I’m Larry Lee, Brothers and Cistern, greeting you with a Holy drive-by kiss because, GLORY, I know you’ve been getting as agitated with the Joos as I’ve been lately. What with their dragging their tallitot between their legs and letting the ultra-radical Mudswine Hamas have its way REPEATEDLY (and on FILM!) with our precious Promised Land. Honestly, up to this point, it’s been exactly like Samuel said long ago: “And all the men of Israel, when they saw the Mudswine, fled from him, and were sore afraid” (Samuel 17:24). HA! Not much has changed, has it? At least that’s what we thought, until the Joos grew some payots and started bombing the dung out of the “Getta outta Israel” Strip.

But let’s back up for a minute before we give too much glory to the Joos for what seems like some awfully good work their doing. The videos from the “Getta outta Israel” Strip are wonderfully edifying. Our souls sing when we see the block after block of Mudswine ruin. And it’s just too righteous to hear of baby Mudswines killed in their cradles, even as their tiny fingers no doubt clutch the barrels of the loaded AK-47s their Daddy Mudswines put under their pillows.

The Joos aren’t slacking, now, that’s for sure. But is it too little, too late? Has God already turned His countenance against them?

Let’s think about this situation Biblically and with our Lord’s Holy blessing, shall we… One day, at the beginning of Jooish history, God grabbed Moses, as Moses was limping gaily down the Akhenatënstrasse, and God whispered huskily into his ear: “Unto thy seed will I give this land” (Genesis 12:7). The Apostle Paul tells us what happened next: “Now to Abraham and his seed were the promises made. He saith not, And to seeds, as of many; but as of one, And to thy seed, which is Christ.” (Galatians 3:16). Which is to say, Brothers and Cistern, the Promised Land is OUR BIRTHRIGHT as True Christians and followers of the hung Savior. The Joos are the caretakers of the Promised Land that God gave to US, and frankly, ever since the Joos signed the 1993 Oslo Accords with the Palestine Lecherous Organization (PLO), the Joos have been doing a pretty piss poor job of securing the integrity of our Promised Land and its neo-liberal borders (notwithstanding the Joo’s recent annihilation (Oh, Lookie Lookie!) of life (or whatever you want to call it) in the “Getta outta Israel” Strip.) Hamas can kiss my Fatah Advent calendar all it wants because the Joos have done nothing but let me down.


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Default Re: FINALLY! The Joos grow some payots… But is it too late? - 08-04-2014, 09:12 AM

Thank you Brother Larry for your learned exposition of the Biblical political background to events in the land of Hamasites, whose land will be reclaimed in God’s good time and by God’s People.

I liken the situation unto the prophecy set forth in 2 Kings:

2Ki:2:23: And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2Ki:2:24: And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
2Ki:2:25: And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

Anyway, the Hamasites are complete madmen who keep firing rockets (see Biblical references to “spears”) at the Children of Israel and because their weapons are guided by their false god Alan and Moohamid, who is not even his son, they are useless at it.

Can you imagine standing outside a bear’s cave throwing rocks at the cubs? And when the she-bear comes out, protesting to the world how vicious bears are? You can? Good. The Hamasites are doing this.

It is time for the Children of Israel whose land is their birthright given to them by Jehovah, to do Jehovah's will.

Now let’s go back to that verse for a moment – if you were there at the time, you would be cheering on the bear because that she-bear is the instrument of God.

Likewise, we should be cheering on the Israelites pressing them to smite the Hamasites utterly so that none are left.

Was it not Jesus who said, “Peace is proportional to the number of enemy dead.”?

I’m sure that the US can slip a few useful weapons under the counter to the Israelites and pass on a few winks and nods.





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Default Re: FINALLY! The Joos grow some payots… But is it too late? - 08-04-2014, 10:02 AM

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I’m sure that the US can slip a few useful weapons under the counter to the Israelites and pass on a few winks and nods.
I believe Pastor Pistle is working on that right now. It's either Pistle or Chuck Hagel, one of them, they're easily confused.


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Default Re: FINALLY! The Joos grow some payots… But is it too late? - 08-04-2014, 10:11 AM

I actually over heard some heathen idiot today call the joos in Israel heartless baby killers who will bomb hospital and even UN stations in their desire to see the blood of their enemies even though they know this strategy does not work and it is a cynical way for certain politicians to panda to the masses to maintain their political power base.

Like this was a bad thing. Is it cynical to follow the Word® of Christ as written in the Bible? We be happy that the joos have finally got their hook nose out of a financial spread sheet and into doing the work of Jesus.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Jesus clearly sanctions the brutal killing of children, even if the so called 'modern' reality based morals say that this is wrong.

I hope that this means the joos are finally seeing the True Christian™ methodology as the only way to Heaven.

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Default Re: FINALLY! The Joos grow some payots… But is it too late? - 08-04-2014, 05:49 PM

Finally, the Jews are doing what God told them to do thousands of years ago. Seriously, how long does it take to get rid of the previous inhabitants and take full possession of God given land?

Deuteronomy 20:16-18
16 But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the Lord thy God hath commanded thee:
18 That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the Lord your God.
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Default Re: FINALLY! The Joos grow some payots… But is it too late? - 08-04-2014, 11:54 PM

Now if they only could destroy that damned Dome of the Rock and rebuild Solomon's Temple. Many seems to think its cruel to kill children. So what I say. These children are all just Godless heathens, they are evil cause they have the wrong religion. The only good towelhead is a dead one, as we say here at Landover.

Bring it on Israel!
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