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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:26 PM
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Are you honestly saying that if a deviant holds down his young victim and forces his penile member into their mouth in a way that can only be described as repeatedly and thorough that that is not fornication and a sin?
Have you even read the Bible(1611)?
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I know, right?
Any time someone asks me if oral copulation (sic) is OK, I ask them how many times they've seen a baby delivered from a woman's mouth.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Are you honestly saying that if a deviant holds down his young victim and forces his penile member into their mouth in a way that can only be described as repeatedly and thorough that that is not fornication and a sin?
Have you even read the Bible(1611)?
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I certainly have. So please show me the part of the bible where Jesus tells us not to "mouth rape" our wives.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
I know, right?
Any time someone asks me if oral copulation (sic) is OK, I ask them how many times they've seen a baby delivered from a woman's mouth.
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This is very true. I can't even image how an orally fornicating hussy could possible be doing the Lord's work by bearing her man many, many soldiers of Christ when all of the precious man seed is dribbling down her chin as she smirks at the camera
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:33 PM
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I certainly have. So please show me the part of the bible where Jesus tells us not to "mouth rape" our wives.
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(Romans 1:26-27) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:35 PM
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I certainly have. So please show me the part of the bible where Jesus tells us not to "mouth rape" our wives.
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1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:41 PM
I don´t see any mentions of "mouth rape" in that quote. You are gonna have to do better.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
This is very true. I can't even image how an orally fornicating hussy could possible be doing the Lord's work by bearing her man many, many soldiers of Christ when all of the precious man seed is dribbling down her chin as she smirks at the camera
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I know...it's sad that we even need to explain how WRONG it is to put your penis in someone's mouth.
Good grief, what if they bite it off???
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:48 PM
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I don´t see any mentions of "mouth rape" in that quote. You are gonna have to do better.
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You're being disingenuous at this point: I would suggest you reconsider that course of action.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:49 PM
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Good grief, what if they bite it off???
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I would not put it past a woman to do that. After all, they cry rape at the drop of a hat it would not surprise me if some women engineered the situation so they could emasculate God fearing men.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:50 PM
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I don´t see any mentions of "mouth rape" in that quote. You are gonna have to do better.
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What part of flee fornication do you not understand?
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 12:54 PM
Brethren!
Thank you! Your posts have been BRAVE and discussed openly issues that are usually best left unsaid. While this discussion is extremely graphic and not for the eyes of True Christian™ Ladies, it has nonetheless been most necessary.
I'd like to add that it is extremely hard, if not practically impossible, to impregnate a wife via the oral route. It would require an intestinal hole (which might be slightly dangerous due to peritonitis), the spermwigglers would have to traverse gastric acid, intestinal digestive enzymes and the hole to gain access to the abdominal space, find the ovaries and the tubes and then go against the current to the uterus. I do not think this would happen easily. I would not risk it. God would not be pleased if it failed.
'Cause God did not tell us to whack our tallies in oral entertainment but to PROCREATE!
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Oral intercourse is not multiplicative. God weeps as he watches it from Heaven. Jesus sobs desperately. The Holy Ghost sighs in desperation.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 01:07 PM
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What part of flee fornication do you not understand?
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Well how do you know that fornication equals oral sex?
Is there a precis explanation in the the bible that tell us what particular acts the word "fornication" covers, ore are you just interpreting as you please?
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 01:11 PM
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Well how do you know that fornication equals oral sex?
Is there a precis explanation in the the bible that tell us what particular acts the word "fornication" covers, ore are you just interpreting as you please?
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Bible is very clear on that. Even thought of fornication is forbidden.
Deuteronomy 5:21 Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 01:14 PM
"flee fornication", could just as well mean that your not supposed to commit adultery.
Why would god have a problem with you having your wife satisfy you with her mouth? After all. Did god not create woman so that she would serve man?
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 01:25 PM
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I know, right?
Any time someone asks me if oral copulation (sic) is OK, I ask them how many times they've seen a baby delivered from a woman's mouth.
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Well I have never see a baby delivered at all. Have you?
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 01:56 PM
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Well I have never see a baby delivered at all. Have you?
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Unfortunately yes. And trust me, the gaping maw of a woman's nether-regions is not soon forgotten.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 02:43 PM
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Unfortunately yes. And trust me, the gaping maw of a woman's nether-regions is not soon forgotten.
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Well perhaps you should scratch out you eyes, just to make sure they never be exposed to this kind of sin again.
Why did you even watch that in the first place? Are you some kind of pervert?
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 02:56 PM
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Well perhaps you should scratch out you eyes, just to make sure they never be exposed to this kind of sin again.
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Are you nuts? The only way we know about sin is from The Law (AKA The Bible DUH).
(Romans 3:20) "Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin."
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Why did you even watch that in the first place? Are you some kind of pervert?
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There was a negress at the supermarket who started screaming and then she dropped on the floor, and I ran over there because I thought a normal person was in trouble. She squirted out a future convict, and at the same time 2 boxes of Tide and a pineapple fell out of her overcoat.
Based on my testimony, she is now serving 3-5 for petty theft.
YiC,
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
08-10-2014, 04:03 PM
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So please explain to me why "mouth rape" is a sin.
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Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."
sodomy [sod-uh-mee]
noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality (def 4).
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy?s=t
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-30-2015, 07:21 PM
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Tell your limp-wristed husband to read his Bible!
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Pastor Ezekiel do you know any Pastors in Wisconsin that believe in Christian domestic discipline. May God Bless you
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