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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 10:20 PM

Girl, nobody can stop completely. Trust me, unless you're a nun or whatever, all chicks do it. And hell, it's better than having some dude you can barely stand making a mess all over you, I'll tell you that.

It's a sin I guess, from what they all say here, but it's not like your killing babies or anything. The stuff I've done would freak you out, for sure, and I hear I can still be saved. So whatever, you diddle yourself now and then. Don't let it get you down babe, we all do it. The ones that say they don't are liars, and that's a sin too!





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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 10:29 PM

Thank for the kind words Orginal Gothster. I really have a fear of these acts sending me somewhere bad. I don't a hell sentence. It can be really depressing sometimes to because I just don't know what to think and I spend the day just going over it in my head and worrying. I have felt a little better hearing what has been said on the matter.

I really feel I owe you and the rest a big thanks.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 10:32 PM

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I can't thank you enough for offering your time to listen and respond to me It means a lot to me and would be glad to help back if I ever could. I would really enjoy hearing some guidance on how to fully stop myself.
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I want to thank you for posting and being so open and honest. Really. Mary Therese and Mary Claire have pointed out to me just how much they appreciate your forthrightness and we have had a wonderful midday worship session.

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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 10:36 PM

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I want to thank you for posting and being so open and honest. Really. Mary Therese and Mary Claire have pointed out to me just how much they appreciate your forthrightness and we have had a wonderful midday worship session.

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Smile Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 10:53 PM

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That's very handy to know I never knew what the green blocks were. Also another question that bothers me. How much of a sin is touching myself? I know that any sin is bad but how far have I gone?
Nicole, No sinner is going to Hell if they repent well before they die. If you honestly repent (God knows when you've been naughty, he knows when you've been nice) and live a pure life, you will go to Heaven.
I have heard of people who only repented on their deathbeds. God Himself booted these false Christians downstairs.
I've heard countless stories of people who had lived horrible lives. These people repented in time and turned their life around.
Stop sinning
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 10:58 PM

Deep down I feel I only want to live a pure life. I want to go to heaven and in the space of my time on earth, I hope to help as many people as possible lead a wonderful and happy life. I feel greatly bad for this and I can't get over the fact it feels wrong.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-11-2009, 11:10 PM

Read your KJV 1611 Bible

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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-12-2009, 12:10 AM

My dear Nicole, it just so happens I run a ministry for young women your age and one of the issues that comes up quite frequently is self-abuse. I have helped dozens of young women over the years overcome their addiction to this sin. I am quite sure after spending a quiet weekend in a hotel with me, poring over the Bible, discussing what Jesus wants of you, and helping you take control of your passions that you will never, ever partake in the horrible sin of masturbation again.

You see, the act of masturbation increases lust within a young woman and makes her willing to explore her fantasies...which is just what Satan wants. Before you know it, she is experimenting with non-coital intercourse, receiving men into very dirty and shameful places in her body, or getting hot and sweaty with another young woman on camera. Many a woman has been led down the road to prostitution, harlotry, and pornography simply because of self-abuse. I've heard hours upon hours of explicit, graphic testimony (even saw videos of these sinful acts being engaged) from young women who told me all sorts of deviant acts they've done. Believe me, it's not pretty.



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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-12-2009, 12:17 AM

Thank you. I never realised I was abusing my self. It makes sense really. I'm glad you were able to identify it. I don't want to fall to satan's temptations at all. I want to rise above and have the willpower to say no. I really don't want to fall into things like prostitution or pornography from my abuse. I'll be giving this more deep thought.

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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-12-2009, 12:49 AM

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My dear Nicole, it just so happens I run a ministry for young women your age and one of the issues that comes up quite frequently is self-abuse. I have helped dozens of young women over the years overcome their addiction to this sin. I am quite sure after spending a quiet weekend in a hotel with me, poring over the Bible, discussing what Jesus wants of you, and helping you take control of your passions that you will never, ever partake in the horrible sin of masturbation again.

You see, the act of masturbation increases lust within a young woman and makes her willing to explore her fantasies...which is just what Satan wants. Before you know it, she is experimenting with non-coital intercourse, receiving men into very dirty and shameful places in her body, or getting hot and sweaty with another young woman on camera. Many a woman has been led down the road to prostitution, harlotry, and pornography simply because of self-abuse. I've heard hours upon hours of explicit, graphic testimony (even saw videos of these sinful acts being engaged) from young women who told me all sorts of deviant acts they've done. Believe me, it's not pretty.
Hey, back off Jim. I've already got dibs on her

Brother Jim, the young lady has already chosen me to be her spiritual mentor. I've got the situation well in hand.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-12-2009, 12:55 AM

Any help from anyone is always a pleasing welcome. I am thankful that you are all using your time to help me through my problems.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-12-2009, 01:04 AM

I read your in England, right? Don't they call it "frigging" over there? And I hear that fanny doesn't mean your butt either! Those wacky Brits!





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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-12-2009, 01:15 AM

yes that's right

Frigging can be used as a term for self pleasure and it can be used as an expression of anger. Please excuse the example I use: "It is frigging hard to do the work"

Fanny is also only used to describe womens genitalia.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 06:44 PM

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Frigging can be used as a term for self pleasure and it can be used as an expression of anger. Please excuse the example I use: "It is frigging hard to do the work"
A common sentence in England, where people are so lazy that there are literally millions of unemployed folk. Imagine that, a vast section of the population just being too bone-idle to have a job! Shocking.

Anyway, back to the matter in hand (as it were). There's a wise, Godly old saying that I often invoke at times like this: "Just say no to pleasure!"


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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 08:53 PM

Yuk, this whole thread is disgusting. Be weary of the people that are trying to help you here. The second you explained yourself, pastors jumped right in and "called dibs" like your a prize to be won. They're fooling you.

All you so called pastors should be ashamed, wanting to hear details, wanting photos, wanting their underwear in exchange for gifts. What the hell kind of Christians are you? Your all f***ed up. You guys can get off by "helping" young girls? You old bastards need to keep it in your pants.

And to the OP, do what makes you feel good.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 09:04 PM

I don't really know what to think. I'm hearing about 50/50 on both sides. I'm not sure if I like it or not but I really don't want sin and it's scary.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 09:10 PM

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I don't really know what to think. I'm hearing about 50/50 on both sides. I'm not sure if I like it or not but I really don't want sin and it's scary.
Your decisions are totally up to you. Do what feels right TO YOU, and not anyone else.

I urge you to go back through these pages and read some of the posts by Pastor and Jim. It's really creepy how they want pictures of you,...not cool. And do not buy those hands for your underwear, that's disgusting. It's a waste of your money and it fulfills their fantasies. These guys are all deeply disturbed molesters.
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 09:25 PM

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Your decisions are totally up to you. Do what feels right TO YOU, and not anyone else.

I urge you to go back through these pages and read some of the posts by Pastor and Jim. It's really creepy how they want pictures of you,...not cool. And do not buy those hands for your underwear, that's disgusting. It's a waste of your money and it fulfills their fantasies. These guys are all deeply disturbed molesters.
The one thing you need to do, Nicole, is consider the source. This blowhard naysayer is nothing. You have pastors with literally hundreds of years of life experience collectively seeking to help you, and several of the ladies of Landover, including my wives. Think about it.

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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 09:48 PM

I understand people with a lot of life experience have a respected say but I think I should keep an open mind and listen to all views like devils advocate here. I don't want to say anyone is right but take everything into thought
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Default Re: Please help for my sin! - 09-14-2009, 09:51 PM

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I don't really know what to think. I'm hearing about 50/50 on both sides. I'm not sure if I like it or not but I really don't want sin and it's scary.
If you like something, that's usually a warning sign meaning that it's a sin.
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I understand people with a lot of life experience have a respected say but I think I should keep an open mind and listen to all views like devils advocate here.
If there's one person you shouldn't be listening to, it's the Devil, or any of his advocates. It's hardly the most confidence-inspiring name, now is it?


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