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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 02-02-2013, 12:28 AM

You women really need to stop yapping about why you shouldn't be here.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 02-02-2013, 01:30 AM

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Thank you, Sister, for that reminder.

In hopes of sparing the good men here any more chatter, I've spun off a new thread in the ladies' forum. I hope someone can help me understand.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...136#post974136
Wow just wow that was unexspected
Oh by the way sorry for intruding ill meet at your forum


Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-15-2013, 10:01 PM

Girl bashers...
Sometimes stuff on this website sounds so stupid, I'm sure you guys are joking. Please tell me you don't actually hit girls.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-16-2013, 03:56 AM

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Girl bashers...
Sometimes stuff on this website sounds so stupid, I'm sure you guys are joking. Please tell me you don't actually hit girls.

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-16-2013, 08:40 PM

That doesn't make you NOT a girl basher, it just makes you a girl basher that thinks it's fine to be that way.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-16-2013, 08:57 PM

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That doesn't make you NOT a girl basher, it just makes you a girl basher that thinks it's fine to be that way.
And you make a prime example as to why women need to be corrected! You can't even follow a simple instruction like STAY OUT OF THE MENS ONLY SECTION!


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Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 03-17-2013, 12:09 AM

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And you make a prime example as to why women need to be corrected! You can't even follow a simple instruction like STAY OUT OF THE MENS ONLY SECTION!
yeah! I WAS TOLD TOGET OUT and i did imedeately and i havent' benn back!


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Smile I don't care what you tell me. - 03-17-2013, 02:22 AM

I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-17-2013, 02:42 AM

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I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
Congratulations! You have posted material offensive and/or mindless enough to warrant being placed on Moderation. This means that nothing you post will be made visible unless we feel it has merit.

Play nice and you can stay. We do not suffer fools gladly here on God's favorite forum.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-17-2013, 03:41 AM

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I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
Yes there's a womens section Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women

Now that you've irked the Pastors to the point of putting you on moderation, you can go over there and learn how a True Christian™ woman conducts herself. Even if they do sound like nattering hens.


PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 02:35 AM

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I'm saying my opinion. I don't care if you want it here or not. I will say what I want. I will go where I want. I will do what I want. Being a woman shouldn't limit that. I don't see a women's section, so I don't think it's fair to have a men's one, so I will look at this forum whenever I want to.
Congratulations, women are beautiful and strong creatures who deserve equal rights, we're not objects so we can whatever we want, if men want to feel offended with that is their problem, maybe they're just scared that women do things better than them

I don't hate men, only the ones who are machist and have a pathological hate towards women. Remember that thanks to a woman you're here, thanks to a woman you're fathers, and remember the teachers you had back then in your school days

Happy Easter to every woman, be happy with your husband, boyfriend, family, friends or the people you chose
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 02:40 AM

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Congratulations, women are beautiful and strong creatures who deserve equal rights, we're not objects so we can whatever we want, if men want to feel offended with that is their problem, maybe they're just scared that women do things better than them

I don't hate men, only the ones who are machist and have a pathological hate towards women. Remember that thanks to a woman you're here, thanks to a woman you're fathers, and remember the teachers you had back then in your school days

Happy Easter to every woman, be happy with your husband, boyfriend, family, friends or the people you chose
I bet you love spanking your boyfriend and letting him pretend that you are his mother.


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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 02:51 AM

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I bet you love spanking your boyfriend and letting him pretend that you are his mother.
I don't have a boyfriend, in fact I'm not interested in have a man in my life for now, maybe when I finish college but not for now, I want to study and if I find one, great, if not, I think it'll be great too
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:00 AM

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I don't have a boyfriend, in fact I'm not interested in have a man in my life for now, maybe when I finish college but not for now, I want to study and if I find one, great, if not, I think it'll be great too
Did you know that the only mention of women getting saved or going to heaven in the Bible is this:

1 Timothy 2:15 "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

Which comes two whole verses after this:

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:05 AM

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Did you know that the only mention of women getting saved or going to heaven in the Bible is this:

1 Timothy 2:15 "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

Which comes two whole verses after this:

1 Timothy 2:11-12 "11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Well, I try to learn in silence during my classes in college, unless I have a question

I don't like kids that much, but if someday I have one of course I'll love her o him
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:22 AM

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Well, I try to learn in silence during my classes in college, unless I have a question

I don't like kids that much, but if someday I have one of course I'll love her o him
What are you doing on a Christian forum if you aren't a follower of Christ?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:33 AM

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What are you doing on a Christian forum if you aren't a follower of Christ?
Can you please quote when I posted I didn't follow Christ? I don't remember it
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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:41 AM

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Can you please quote when I posted I didn't follow Christ? I don't remember it
I'm confused. You "follow" Christ, but you just don't actually follow Him? How does that work?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:42 AM

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Can you please quote when I posted I didn't follow Christ? I don't remember it
You have kept yammering on incessantly with notions of equality between the sexes.

That's not Christian.

1 Corinthians 11:8-9
8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

Paul is, of course, referring to Eve being made from Adam's rib.

Genesis 2:22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

You need to know your place, rib.


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Default Re: I don't care what you tell me. - 03-29-2013, 03:45 AM

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I'm confused. You "follow" Christ, but you just don't actually follow Him? How does that work?
I don't see how denigrate myself as a woman is a way to follow him, I have the same right as a man to study, be someone in life, have a good job, a good pay and be happy, and I don't see where is the sin in that, so I won't stop what I'm doing because is not bad, besides, in my college we have lots of females students, future architects and engineers, and they're pretty smart
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