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Default New to the forum - 08-27-2009, 06:07 PM



Hello

My name is David and I am sick of the godless liberal trash I see everywhere I go. This Internet thing in particular is full of the most awful heathen-pandering homosexual-loving bible-hating people I ever heard of in my whole life. My friends at church told me to put something called a “filter” on my computer machine, but this has not helped much because I still see a lot of heathen things on the Internet. Sometimes my mouse pointer changes into the picture of a naked man. I don’t know if this is some heathen’s work getting past my filter, or if Satan is trying to tempt me. Ha! He will not have much luck, I am saved, praise Jesus!

I have been looking for Internet people who are also saved, because I am a humble man who knows that we can all use help and encouragement from fellow Christians from time to time. As the Bible says: “But exhort one another daily, while it is called To day; lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin.”

I look forward to pleasant conversations with fellow Christians!


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My name is David and I am sick of the godless liberal trash I see everywhere I go. This Internet thing in particular is full of the most awful heathen-pandering homosexual-loving bible-hating people I ever heard of in my whole life. My friends at church told me to put something called a “filter” on my computer machine, but this has not helped much because I still see a lot of heathen things on the Internet. Sometimes my mouse pointer changes into the picture of a naked man. I don’t know if this is some heathen’s work getting past my filter, or if Satan is trying to tempt me. Ha! He will not have much luck, I am saved, praise Jesus!

I have been looking for Internet people who are also saved, because I am a humble man who knows that we can all use help and encouragement from fellow Christians from time to time. As the Bible says: “But exhort one another daily, while it is called To day; lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin.”

I look forward to pleasant conversations with fellow Christians!
Welcome, friend. What's your favourite Bible verse? What does "praying like a girl" mean?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: New to the forum - 08-27-2009, 06:19 PM

Welcome to Landover, David! We are always interested in those interested in being Saved©. Let any of us know if you have any questions!
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Default Re: New to the forum - 08-27-2009, 06:46 PM



That girl looks awfully young. Are you some kinda pedoqueer?




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Default Re: New to the forum - 08-27-2009, 06:50 PM

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Hello

My name is David and I am sick of the godless liberal trash I see everywhere I go. This Internet thing in particular is full of the most awful heathen-pandering homosexual-loving bible-hating people I ever heard of in my whole life. My friends at church told me to put something called a “filter” on my computer machine, but this has not helped much because I still see a lot of heathen things on the Internet. Sometimes my mouse pointer changes into the picture of a naked man. I don’t know if this is some heathen’s work getting past my filter, or if Satan is trying to tempt me. Ha! He will not have much luck, I am saved, praise Jesus!

I have been looking for Internet people who are also saved, because I am a humble man who knows that we can all use help and encouragement from fellow Christians from time to time. As the Bible says: “But exhort one another daily, while it is called To day; lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin.”

I look forward to pleasant conversations with fellow Christians!
Welcome David, you certainly do seem to have the fire of the Lord burning in you friend! Tell us more about yourself. Do you have any children? Is that a picture of your wife in your avatar? Or your daughter perhaps?

And about this mouse pointer issue. How naked is the man that your pointer turns into? Is he a young man? Is he inflamed for the act of fornication?


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Default Re: New to the forum - 08-27-2009, 06:58 PM

Welcome, David!

I believe that thing happening to your mouse may be a virus. You should run a virus scan using Norton or AVG.
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Default Re: New to the forum - 08-27-2009, 07:20 PM

Welcome David.

Are you aware that "David" is originally a Jewish name? I just want to check right off if you are a Jew or not.


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Welcome, friend. What's your favourite Bible verse? What does "praying like a girl" mean?
Thank you Brother Temperance and Brother Worthington and all the others who have welcomed me! I am really glad I found this community.

Brother Temperance asked me a number of questions. I will try to answer them as best I can.

What is your favorite Bible Verse?

It’s so difficult to choose a “favorite” verse in the Bible, there are so many! But if I had to pick one, I would choose the following from Exodus 10:2:

“And that thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wrought in Egypt, and my signs which I have done among them; that ye may know how that I am the LORD.”

This makes me feel so good because it speaks of the true, uncompromising nature of God, when he tells Moses to make sure that all future generations know that the wrath of God is mighty indeed, that he will not spare even little children (first-born sons, haha!) when they cross him. I have been trying to teach this lesson to sinners all around me, homosexuals, atheists, panderers, but only with indifferent success.

What is your Church?

I don't remember if Brother Temperance asked me this or if it was in the welcome message in my mailbox. Anyway, this is one subject I would rather not speak of, if you don’t mind. I will just say that Satan got to them and they fell into wicked ways, talking about “tolerance” and other such nonsense. How can one tolerate the serpent? This is a slippery slope and Satan waits at the other end. ........

What does "Praying like a girl" mean?

This is a picture that I have been using for some time in other Internet rooms. There is a sad story behind this, but since you have asked in the spirit of Christian fellowship, I will tell you.

I have been hounded by heathens for many years because I disapproved of their wicked ways and tried to bring them to the Lord. Some tried to ridicule me by calling me a “wuss” (and many other evil words which I will not use in this room), or in other ways sneering at my manhood, simply because I sometimes use red nail polish or lipstick. As we all know, there is nothing unmanly about the color red – as the Bible says:

“The shield of his mighty men is made red, the valiant men are in scarlet: the chariots shall be with flaming torches in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken.”

The color red, is in fact, symbolic of manhood and bravery. As mentioned in Genesis, Esau was born red, and no one doubts that he was the very essence of a man. It says so in the Bible. God made Adam himself out of the red earth of Eden, although some of us have descended to darker shades since then because of our evil. And what is wrong if I choose to paint this color on my nails or lips to be more presentable to Jesus, for does not the Bible say that the true Church is the Bride of Christ, and that on Judgment Day we shall be part of the Family of God at the Marriage Feast of the Lamb?

But these scoffers who do not understand the Bible continued to call me “wuss” and “pansy” and other such hateful names, and likened my remonstrances to the fearful timidity of a little girl. Well, we are all as children before the Lord, so I am not upset by their taunts. Instead, I wear them proudly as a badge of worth, having stuck by my faith in the face of evil.

I hope that my story will bring some cheer to your Christian hearts, because it shows that when we have Jesus on our sides, we have nothing to fear from the heathens.

Thank you all again for the welcome! I feel at home here already!


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Welcome David.

Are you aware that "David" is originally a Jewish name? I just want to check right off if you are a Jew or not.
Sorry, I did not see your message right away. This Internet thing is confusing!

It's good to meet another "David" on these forums! Go, Davids!

To answer your concern, NO, I am not Jewish! I look upon their cut penises with disgust and loathing and righteous anger, and other things.


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I have been hounded by heathens for many years because I disapproved of their wicked ways and tried to bring them to the Lord. Some tried to ridicule me by calling me a “wuss” (and many other evil words which I will not use in this room), or in other ways sneering at my manhood, simply because I sometimes use red nail polish or lipstick.
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What does "Praying like a girl" mean?

This is a picture that I have been using for some time in other Internet rooms. There is a sad story behind this, but since you have asked in the spirit of Christian fellowship, I will tell you.

I have been hounded by heathens for many years because I disapproved of their wicked ways and tried to bring them to the Lord. Some tried to ridicule me by calling me a “wuss” (and many other evil words which I will not use in this room), or in other ways sneering at my manhood, simply because I sometimes use red nail polish or lipstick. As we all know, there is nothing unmanly about the color red – as the Bible says:

“The shield of his mighty men is made red, the valiant men are in scarlet: the chariots shall be with flaming torches in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken.”

The color red, is in fact, symbolic of manhood and bravery. As mentioned in Genesis, Esau was born red, and no one doubts that he was the very essence of a man. It says so in the Bible. God made Adam himself out of the red earth of Eden, although some of us have descended to darker shades since then because of our evil. And what is wrong if I choose to paint this color on my nails or lips to be more presentable to Jesus, for does not the Bible say that the true Church is the Bride of Christ, and that on Judgment Day we shall be part of the Family of God at the Marriage Feast of the Lamb?

But these scoffers who do not understand the Bible continued to call me “wuss” and “pansy” and other such hateful names, and likened my remonstrances to the fearful timidity of a little girl. Well, we are all as children before the Lord, so I am not upset by their taunts. Instead, I wear them proudly as a badge of worth, having stuck by my faith in the face of evil.

I hope that my story will bring some cheer to your Christian hearts, because it shows that when we have Jesus on our sides, we have nothing to fear from the heathens.

Thank you all again for the welcome! I feel at home here already!
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. -- Rom.1:26-27

I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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