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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 04:12 AM
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Yes, yes, you loathe us so deeply, yet you're here every day posting and fantasizing about fuzzy spiders.
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Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
*And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 04:16 AM
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Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
*And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 04:19 AM
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Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
*And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.
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Admitting that you fantasize about furry little spiders is the first step to recovery, Rachael!
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 04:54 AM
Spiders are cute aren't they Van Hellsinger?
Let's look at another happy spider face...
Have a nice evening...
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 05:00 AM
Reverend Davidson! I'm surprised at you! That was completely uncalled for and terribly cruel of you; poor Rachael will be having nightmares for nights now because of that!
Rachael, you just nevermind the Reverend Poopie-Head and his spiders (cute as they are) and you just eat the munchies I gave you. *Pets Rachael's head*
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02-20-2007, 05:04 AM
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Reverend Davidson! I'm surprised at you! That was completely uncalled for and terribly cruel of you; poor Rachael will be having nightmares for nights now because of that!
Rachael, you just nevermind the Reverend Poopie-Head and his spiders (cute as they are) and you just eat the munchies I gave you. *Pets Rachael's head*
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To defeat your fears, you must confront them. The ony fear a True Christian has, is a healthy fear of God. She wouldn't be rubbing up against you right now if she had accepted Jesus into her heart.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 05:14 AM
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was uncalled for, do you hear me, Rev DeeDee???!!! Utterly uncalled for!!!!!
Why do you horrible people insist on posting those ghastly pictures???? Why, why, why?????
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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02-20-2007, 05:20 AM
To bring you closer to Jesus and his many wonders Mrs Van Helsinkie.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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02-20-2007, 05:20 AM
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To defeat your fears, you must confront them. I agree, but not like that! You have to face those kinds of things slowly and on your own terms. Do you really think throwing spiders in someone's face will help them get over their fear? Because I think it'll traumatize them and make the fear worse. The ony fear a True Christian has, is a healthy fear of God. She wouldn't be rubbing up against you right now if she had accepted Jesus into her heart.
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No, she wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't scared her by posting those pictures, you meanie-face!
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AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was uncalled for, do you hear me, Rev DeeDee???!!! Utterly uncalled for!!!!!
Why do you horrible people insist on posting those ghastly pictures???? Why, why, why?????
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Simple answer: Because they're mean.
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02-20-2007, 05:24 AM
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No, she wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't scared her by posting those pictures, you meanie-face!
Simple answer: Because they're mean.
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Last time someone called me meanie-face, I spanked their bottom. Is that what you're looking for here? I'm sure there are other Pastors and TC's that would jump at the chance to put you in your proper place.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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02-20-2007, 05:25 AM
*Giggles* You really don't want to spank me, Reverend. You have no idea what I would do. *Raises her eyebrow suggestively* It would be a naughty situationbad idea.
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02-20-2007, 05:28 AM
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*Giggles* You really don't want to spank me, Reverend. You have no idea what I would do. *Raises her eyebrow suggestively* It would be a naughty situationbad idea.
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I own all of the most modern diciplinary equipment. It's always handy to have those things around just in case one of my flock goes completely crazy and becomes a demoncrat.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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02-20-2007, 05:41 AM
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I own all of the most modern diciplinary equipment.
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*Drools* So do I. I also have some antique items, and quite a few that are newly made but are replications of medieval (and ancient) tools of torture. Gods I love my toys!!
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02-20-2007, 05:46 AM
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*Drools* So do I. I also have some antique items, and quite a few that are newly made but are replications of medieval (and ancient) tools of torture. Gods I love my toys!!
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Then why, in God's name, have you not converted to True Christianity, and used your diciplinary equipment in His service? You could be doing such good with your life, instead of falling towards hell.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 05:49 AM
Because I only ever use my toys on myself. *Drools* *Is a complete masochist kink*
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02-20-2007, 05:56 AM
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Because I only ever use my toys on myself. *Drools* *Is a complete masochist kink*
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In that case, you should have married a True Christian man. He would have put you in your place.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Re: Question about hell -
02-20-2007, 05:57 AM
I do believe that was the plan, but something happened. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to find a good, strong Pagan man to torture me.
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02-20-2007, 06:02 AM
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I do believe that was the plan, but something happened. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to find a good, strong Pagan man to torture me.
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No such thing. You'll only find limp-wristed tree huggers, and sheep shaggers in your search. It's such a shame. Perhaps you could talk to Brother BJ about demonstrations. He and his forces could use you to train in the proper methods of dicipline. If you're good enough, you might even receive some other equipment.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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