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Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 04:38 AM
The Pagan cat toy & source of so many fires has no place in a Christian home.
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 05:13 AM
it's a tree....T-R-E-E....that people can decorate and put presents under. Cats also like to play with wool and other materials, but you still wear clothes. Cats also eat fish and drink milk, so have you stopped that, too? Perhaps you live outside, too, becasue houses aren't all that fire safe themselves, not with all the wiring and eletrical work behind the walls
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 05:19 AM
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it's a tree....T-R-E-E....that people can decorate and put presents under. Cats also like to play with wool and other materials, but you still wear clothes. Cats also eat fish and drink milk, so have you stopped that, too? Perhaps you live outside, too, becasue houses aren't all that fire safe themselves, not with all the wiring and eletrical work behind the walls
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One quick click on this link should end our little disagreement, Tervie.
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 05:45 AM
it's just a little Christmas decoration. if Satan wanted to take over the world by using little figurines of what people suppose he may look like, it woud have happened a loooong time ago
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 05:46 AM
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it's just a little Christmas decoration. if Satan wanted to take over the world by using little figurines of what people suppose he may look like, it woud have happened a loooong time ago
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It almost has. The antichrist pope is giving it a run for SATAN!
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 08:14 AM
yep, little Satan figures are going to leap from the tree and strangle me to death, I can see that happening. And you should be nice to the Pope, i'm sure he's a lovely person, though I must admit I liked John Paul more then this Benedict character
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11-19-2006, 08:44 AM
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yep, little Satan figures are going to leap from the tree and strangle me to death, I can see that happening. And you should be nice to the Pope, i'm sure he's a lovely person, though I must admit I liked John Paul more then this Benedict character
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Listen friend; the war on Christmas is no joke. Countless atheist monkey-worshipers spend their every waking moment on schemes designed to spit on the Baby Jesus on His birthday. Oh sure, the first step may seem harmless; a little satan ornament for your pagan tree. But have you ever asked yourself this: Why do Christ-killing joos always make so much money during the most important holiday in Christendom? Why do these same filthy joos print millions of "Happy Holidays" greeting cards, when they KNOW very well that there is JUST ONE HOLIDAY!?
And why do money-grubbing joos choose the birth of the Saviour of the World to go out gambling and eating chinee food? Because they HATE Christmas and Jesus Christ and all True Christians™, that's why! Look at THIS report from joo paradise, aka Florida!
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Jews celebrate holiday by hating it.
A Boca Raton Newspaper is reporting that, "a lot of Jewish people eat Chinese food because Chinese people don’t celebrate Christmas. They’re just about the only restaurants open."
Boca Raton resident Alexis Field adds, "We go out to dinner or a movie. It’s just like any other day of the year, and we all hate Christ, so...."
The Boca Raton Newspaper adds, "Jews in the New York, New Jersey and Philadelphia areas go to Atlantic City, where the casinos never close, and the hotels are very inexpensive. The casinos are practically empty on Christmas, except for Jews."
Meanwhile, another Jewish publication offers additional proof of how Jews are driven by hate, which they then redirect as unifying force. San Francisco's Metro Active newspaper has printed an article called "All Christmas-ed Out," in which Jews openly discuss their hate:
"For the last six years, comedian Lisa Geduldig has offered a unique answer to the age-old question 'What does a Jew do at Christmas?' Since 1993, she's organized and starred in 'An Evening of Kosher Comedy,' playing this year at the New Asia Restaurant in the heart of Chinatown. Sell-out crowds sit down to a seven-course Chinese banquet and comedy show and celebrate being Jewish. I came back to San Francisco in 1993 and mulled it over, and I said, 'You know, I hate Christmas. My people hate Christmas. Let's see if I can put something together like this.' And apparently there was a need for it."
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So you see? That satanic ornament made by chinks and imported, marked up and sold by hook-nosed joos is only the tip of the iceberg. Makes you think, doesn't it?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 08:47 AM
no, not really. I say reap the profit, Jews, reap it well for all the sufferings you have been through, and all the hard work you've put into life and business.
And if Satan takes over the world via Christmas decorations, I owe you a coke
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 09:05 AM
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it's just a little Christmas decoration. if Satan wanted to take over the world by using little figurines of what people suppose he may look like, it woud have happened a loooong time ago
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i suspects Mr.Satan look like a fat liddle chinee man, Miss.Tervie
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 09:07 AM
i'm more inclined to belive the devil horns and tail, myself, more poetic justice in that
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 09:16 AM
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i'm more inclined to belive the devil horns and tail, myself, more poetic justice in that
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maybee that horn devil be true to, but there be truths in what Mr.Pastor Zeke say abouts them chinee-lurvin jooz, cuz everyone no that chinee food be a joo lady's favorite foods an that be cuz 'won ton' spelleds backward is not now
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 09:33 AM
o-kay....
that has to be the oddest bit of logic i have ever, ever heard...
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 10:32 AM
Bah. Xmas is no longer a really religious holiday, the date was deliberately made to coincide with Pagan days so that more people would be likely to celebrate it. Nowadays it's just an excuse to receive or give gifts, or try to outdo other family members/friends in the giving of flashy gifts.....GAH!
I for one do not celebrate xmas, and let people know that if they want to give me gifts go ahead but don't expect to receive any back.
And I think that the forcing of it down people's throats by the media is hardly fair. If recognizing xmas, they should recognize the celebrations of all the other religions too.
Come on, ACLU, this needs to be fixed!!!!
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 10:39 AM
I do celebrate Christmas, but I also agree with Van Helsing - other holidays, like Indonesian, Muslim etc. events, should also be celebrated and given air time. We love multiculturalism, man
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 11:28 AM
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I do celebrate Christmas, but I also agree with Van Helsing - other holidays, like Indonesian, Muslim etc. events, should also be celebrated and given air time. We love multiculturalism, man
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You speak for youself, woman, and don't go spouting hippie talk on these Godliest of boards. And no we certainly should not acknowledge heathen or pagan holidays. What are you, Pervie? A false Christian or a Pagan lover of lucifer like Von Hellbound?
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 11:44 AM
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You speak for youself, woman, and don't go spouting hippie talk on these Godliest of boards. And no we certainly should not acknowledge heathen or pagan holidays. What are you, Pervie? A false Christian or a Pagan lover of lucifer like Von Hellbound?
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And why not? We are forced to acknowledge yours....It's rammed down our throats by the media, Hallmark and Hollywood
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 02:25 PM
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...you should be nice to the Pope, i'm sure he's a lovely person, though I must admit I liked John Paul more then this Benedict character
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Pope Benedict XVI is as warm, charming and caring as any man who was ever born in Germany. Just give it a little time and you will come to love him for the gregarious and witty Pontiff that he is.
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-19-2006, 03:28 PM
Bless you, Mother Glynndie, and Merry Christian Christmas!!!!
Certainly you are Correct. I, too, have tried to eschew these overgrown Devil's Mint Sprigs. But if you'd ever seen Pastor Al sitting underneath one, wearing only a big red bow and holding a KJV 1611 with its pages stained crimson to match, you'd know how hard it was.
PS Also: Ooh ooh! Mother Glynndie! Ooh! Have you ever noticed how sexular the ornaments are? Why, most of the trimmings go by the Vulgar designation of (Jesus Forgive Me) "Balls"
And look what else the unGodly have in store for us this season as tree-trimmers:
even the Blasphemy of:
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-20-2006, 12:57 AM
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Nowadays it's just an excuse to receive or give gifts, or try to outdo other family members/friends in the giving of flashy gifts.....GAH!
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I agree. It's just another way in which the corporate plutocracy tricks us into spending more for it, and working more to get the money to spend for it, while instilling false consciousness in us to make us think that it's about love and family (let alone Jesus, a radical revolutionary who drove the corporate plutocrats out of the temple).
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Re: Christmas Trees are for Witches -
11-20-2006, 03:05 AM
Well spoken, Darren. And it's only fair that if one belief is recognized, they all should be. Not just the one forced down everyone's throat. Truly, I dislike xmas. So many people who participate are always smiley and fakey and just in it for the gift giving.
Come on, ACLU.....do something!!
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