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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 11:29 AM

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Wont heaven be pretty boring without the oposit sex? Or maybe you're gay?
Son, this is not a San Francisco bathhouse...please keep your fag advances to yourself.



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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 11:36 AM

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Son, this is not a San Francisco bathhouse...please keep your fag advances to yourself.



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What does a San Francisco bathhouse have to do with my question?
Wont heaven be pretty boring without the oposit sex? Son.
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 12:04 PM

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Wont heaven be pretty boring without the oposit sex? Son.
I bet angels have other joys than sex...

Matthew 22:28-30 - Therefore, in the resurrection, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had her.”

Jesus answered and said to them, “You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven.


Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 12:09 PM

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I bet angels have other joys than sex...

Matthew 22:28-30 - Therefore, in the resurrection, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had her.”

Jesus answered and said to them, “You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven.
I think you miss understood me. I'm not just talking about sex but the company of the oposit sex.
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 12:23 PM

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What does a San Francisco bathhouse have to do with my question?
Wont heaven be pretty boring without the oposit sex? Son.
Do Not disrespect Brother Zechariah! He is a good man.

Luke 13. 23Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
24Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.

Brother Zechariah will breeze through the gates of Heaven and be greeted with open arms. A different destination awaits you my friend.

Jesus said what Heaven will be like,


Mark 12. 23In the resurrection therefore, when they shall rise, whose wife shall she be of them? for the seven had her to wife.
24And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God? 25For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

If women can not enter Heaven because they turned their backs on God, so what? We will not be married in heaven. The sexes only exist to produce more children for Jesus. There is no need after the rapture.


Good riddance,

YiC

Jack


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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 12:31 PM

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Do Not disrespect Brother Zechariah! He is a good man.

Luke 13. 23Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
24Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.

Brother Zechariah will breeze through the gates of Heaven and be greeted with open arms. A different destination awaits you my friend.

Jesus said what Heaven will be like,


Mark 12. 23In the resurrection therefore, when they shall rise, whose wife shall she be of them? for the seven had her to wife.
24And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God? 25For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.

If women can not enter Heaven because they turned their backs on God, so what? We will not be married in heaven. The sexes only exist to produce more children for Jesus. There is no need after the rapture.


Good riddance,

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I'm sure he is a very fine man I never said he wasn't. I'm just waiting for an answer that's all.
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I'm sure he is a very fine man I never said he wasn't. I'm just waiting for an answer that's all.
It has been answered. We will be as angels in Heaven! That is the perfect state! You can not judge how you will feel by your earthly low standards. We won't care if there are a few less menstruating bitches around.

Jack


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It has been answered. We will be as angels in Heaven! That is the perfect state! You can not judge how you will feel by your earthly low standards. We won't care if there are a few less menstruating bitches around.

Jack
You sir have a very hateful tone when talking about women. What is your problem? They hurt your feelings? make you sad face?
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You sir have a very hateful tone when talking about women. What is your problem? They hurt your feelings? make you sad face?
I have Jesus in my heart, you won't find a sad face on me.


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Default Re: Homosexuals - 04-02-2011, 12:49 PM

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I have Jesus in my heart, you won't find a sad face on me.
All I'm seeing is hate, I don't know what's up with all you Christians. You all preach about love etc and yet there is so much hate coming from you guys. less hate and more love imo.
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All I'm seeing is hate, I don't know what's up with all you Christians. You all preach about love etc and yet there is so much hate coming from you guys. less hate and more love imo.
You do not know your Bible, if you have not got a copy then buy one. Just start at the begining and read through to the end. It will take a while. Ignore what you think you know already. Then please come back. We may find then that we have more in common.

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