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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-15-2007, 10:32 PM
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I would ask you to explain yourself, but I doubt you'd make much more sense the next time around. Why not give up spewing incomprehensible gibberish and get right with Christ?
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he fell down the stairs and died its his laces its sarcasim saying thats its his trainers coz its as loony as blaming Nintendo
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12-15-2007, 11:03 PM
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he fell down the stairs and died its his laces its sarcasim saying thats its his trainers coz its as loony as blaming Nintendo
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Your sentences are like quilts.
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-15-2007, 11:21 PM
DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-16-2007, 02:59 AM
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DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!
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Don't try to get philosophical on us, boy! Just as guns don't kill people, but other people use them to kill, the Nintendo didn't kill the child, Jesus used it to kill the sinner.
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12-17-2007, 01:12 AM
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DID JESUS OR THE NINTENDO KILL THE KID!!?!?!? MAKE SENCE!!!
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Are you a Jap or something? Maybe a Dadaist. Jesus hates Dada! 
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-17-2007, 07:59 AM
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Your sentences are like quilts.
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warm and coudly?
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12-17-2007, 08:50 AM
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Your sentences are like quilts.
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warm and coudly?
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I think she meant more like this, dear:
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12-17-2007, 05:54 PM
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I think she meant more like this, dear:
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thanks "dear", still makes as much sence as a chocolate fireguard but ok.
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12-17-2007, 06:14 PM
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warm and coudly?
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It's cold and cloudy here. And snowy.
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12-17-2007, 08:34 PM
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thanks "dear", still makes as much sence as a chocolate fireguard but ok.
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Northern is a brand of toilet paper, which is 'quilted'.
The implication being that your posts are similar in worth and function.
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-18-2007, 02:21 PM
lol fair enough, that clears that up.
good job iam thick skinned moght take it personally otherwise 
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-21-2007, 08:26 AM
you need to learn your place savemysoul before god kills you!!!!! 
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12-21-2007, 12:59 PM
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you need to learn your place savemysoul before god kills you!!!!! |
And you need to make some posts with some kind of meaningful content before JESUS tells me to get rid of you!!!!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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12-21-2007, 11:22 PM
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-22-2007, 12:13 AM
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I pray that your laughter is one of joy for having found the WORD OF GOD!
Otherwise you have a strange sense o humour
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-23-2007, 05:00 AM
Hey everybody, no worries.
I just wanted a Wii for my birthday and they were all sold out, and since I took it out from under this kid, I invited him to my party.
It was the least I could do.
-Jesus
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-23-2007, 12:31 PM
Now I want to buy a Wii just so i could smash it.
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-24-2007, 01:21 AM
This doesn't really make the Wii evil, it just might mean that the kid was greedy for one. As far as I care, it could have been that he died trying to get an autographed Bible or something.
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Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii -
12-24-2007, 06:30 PM
It's with a heavy heart that I must go to my sister's house this year for Christmas. I must bear witness to the opening of gifts fouled by the devils hands. Indeed, she has bought two of these evil devices for her daughters. I will do all I can to help save their souls, perhaps after dinner and a small bit of wine, I can find a way to smash the foul toys before the corruption takes hold of their little souls.
While on the topic of gifts, I see so many wretched and sinful toys around these days; I fear to get anything for them, the risk is just too great. So I have a copy of the KJB 1611, and a pack of Marlboro Menthols for each.
Wishing you all a happy and healthy holiday, God be with us in these troubled times, and may God help guide our hands away from sinful actions. Amen!
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wii fanboy in disguise -
12-24-2007, 06:45 PM
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It's with a heavy heart that I must go to my sister's house this year for Christmas. I must bear witness to the opening of gifts fouled by the devils hands. Indeed, she has bought two of these evil devices for her daughters. I will do all I can to help save their souls, perhaps after dinner and a small bit of wine, I can find a way to smash the foul toys before the corruption takes hold of their little souls.
While on the topic of gifts, I see so many wretched and sinful toys around these days; I fear to get anything for them, the risk is just too great. So I have a copy of the KJB 1611, and a pack of Marlboro Menthols for each.
Wishing you all a happy and healthy holiday, God be with us in these troubled times, and may God help guide our hands away from sinful actions. Amen!
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You don't fool me, wii fanboy.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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