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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Default A between the lines poem - 06-23-2009, 03:31 AM

Furry rabbits when we unite
Unclear intentions, in my head tonight.
Calling my name, from behind that bush
Knitting a blankey, to rest my tush.

My man again, when suddenly again,
Easy to blush, with Jesus so much.


I kind of always wondered if jesus was a virgin and this poem came out.
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Default Re: A between the lines poem - 06-23-2009, 03:36 AM

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Furry rabbits when we unite
Unclear intentions, in my head tonight.
Calling my name, from behind that bush
Knitting a blankey, to rest my tush.

My man again, when suddenly again,
Easy to blush, with Jesus so much.


I kind of always wondered if jesus was a virgin and this poem came out.
You dare to post gay fluff porn while thinking homo-erotically about Our Lord???
Is it that you want to go to hell and not wait in line with everybody else?


Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Default Re: A between the lines poem - 06-23-2009, 03:38 AM

I'm a female.
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Cool Re: A between the lines poem - 06-23-2009, 03:37 PM

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You dare to post gay fluff porn while thinking homo-erotically about Our Lord???
Is it that you want to go to hell and not wait in line with everybody else?
You call everyone gay don't you?


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Default Re: A between the lines poem - 06-23-2009, 04:37 PM

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You call everyone gay don't you?
Only those who keep denying it.


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