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Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 02:00 PM
For Christmas I got a box set of season three.
At first it struck me how good of a parent Andy taylor is. It seems he is a good role model. He's not afraid to use a belt on Opie. He dates respectable ladies who wear decent clothes.
BUT!!!!
Floyd has to be gay. There's even an episode, Floyd the GAY deciever!
And just what happened to Andy's wife? Did she die or run off with the Fuller brush salesman?
What about Barney? Yes, he dates Thelma Lou, but he should get married. Over all it seems wholesome enough to watch and as long as you supervise your children and point out the sinful parts, I'd say it's safe to let a 14 y.o. and up watch it.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 02:18 PM
The Andy Griffith Show has always been banned from my television. Any program with characters named "Gomer" and "Goober" is surely in league with Satan.
Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 01-11-2008 at 04:06 PM.
Reason: Fixed revolting Goober picture
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
The Andy Griffith Show has always been banned from my television. Any program with characters named "Gomer" and "Goober" is surely in league with Satan.
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Yes, Gomer was inded gay now that I think about it, but he wasn't in but one or two episodes in the season I have. But Goober at that time wasn't so bad, was it?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 01-11-2008 at 04:06 PM.
Reason: Fixed revolting Goober picture
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 04:04 PM
Aunt Bee is a lesbian if I've ever seen one. Here she is spurning the advances of a man under the pretense that she is a Christian woman, when in reality she is simply hankering for cooter.
The woman was always in the kitchen baking pies. There's something very Freudian about that, not that I normally give any credence to Freud's crackpot theories. I most certainly never wanted to have sex with my mother.
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 04:14 PM
By the look on Barn's face, I would bet he IS gay. He looks like he is clearly yearning for Opies behind!
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 04:27 PM
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By the look on Barn's face, I would bet he IS gay. He looks like he is clearly yearning for Opies behind!
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From the looks of it, Andy is sneaking his birthday present for Opie through the backdoor. Sickening.
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
From the looks of it, Andy is sneaking his birthday present for Opie through the backdoor. Sickening.
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That would explain the surprised look on Opie's face.
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 07:24 PM
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That would explain the surprised look on Opie's face.
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As you can see, he is also bracing himself against the table. I can't believe the lieberal media tries to pass this smut off as a family show!
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-11-2008, 09:30 PM
Andy Taylor did a fine job as sheriff, though, as you'll notice the total lack of nigras in Mayberry; it's a shame he was a closet homer.
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-15-2008, 04:51 AM
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Andy Taylor did a fine job as sheriff, though, as you'll notice the total lack of nigras in Mayberry; it's a shame he was a closet homer.
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and pedophile!
Maybe he doubled as the town Catlick priest?!
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Re: Andy griffith show -
01-15-2008, 06:56 AM
Were there any shows that were ok? The filth on tv today has numbed me to how bad it has always been.
What about leave it to Beaver?
Now My Three Sons was an outrage. We don't want to go there.
Bonanaza? Another homo love fest!
I just realized Hollwood has been Homerwood since day one!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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