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Angry 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-02-2010, 12:33 PM

7 Reasons why GOD HATES Australia!


Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
  1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
  2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
  3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
  4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
  5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
  6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."
All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-02-2010, 12:51 PM

So, essentially, Australia is pretty much another Iceland, only without the igloos.

I really appreciate these alerts, highlighting these Godless countries is the first step in conquering them for Christ!


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-02-2010, 12:57 PM

I THINK I NEED TO MOVE


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-02-2010, 04:55 PM

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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-02-2010, 05:33 PM

While our mission to Australia was a success in that we were able to save enough souls to warrant opening a subsidiary branch of the church there (we even managed to start an ex-abo ministry), there is still a long way to go. It's going to be a long uphill battle for our Australien True Christian™ brethren.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-02-2010, 06:34 PM

Brother COM, your list is certainly depraved, but to me it seems that the people of the jungle island of Australia are the ones who hates God, not the other way around, although He sure has reason to.

I'm sure that they have incurred His wrath, though. It seems like every summer (it's really winter) God chooses to burn down half of Australia. I don't know how they manage to rebuild it so fast.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-22-2010, 05:20 AM

But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 03:46 AM

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Anyone with a working God-given brain knows that Australia is a CONTINENT. Unlike the USA which is just an average part of America. England is located on an island of the coast of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

God has given His own blessed country to the Australians. We don't have to share space with hundreds of millions of the damned as 99% are Baptists. Praise the Lord.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 07-01-2010, 12:59 PM

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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
are you serious or am i reading this wrong wat about the bible saying god is all loving but apparently he hates everyone according to this website and this cranky old man fellow is generalizing a whole country. You dont see me saying all americans are stupid just every single one on this website and is Australia not austria num nuts and i live in australia and im not gay. And tell me this Wat good has come out of America WARS senseless killings of innocent people for Wat nuclear weapons Saddam DIDN'T HAVE.
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are you serious or am i reading this wrong wat about the bible saying god is all loving but apparently he hates everyone
God does not hate everyone. But he does not love everyone either. His Holy Bible is very specific on these things.

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You think we should not have rescued all of Europe from the Nazis? We should not have stopped Japan from conquering all of Asia? We should have stood idly by while Saddam killed all the Kurds in Iraq? Unlike the Australian gay army we do not have an army that is scared of actually doing its work.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-22-2010, 12:36 PM

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-22-2010, 12:40 PM

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AUSTRALIA.
Austria is in Europe. If per chance after evening prayers and your 'special' cloth insertion you could check out a world map and see what the rest of the world looks like. For once.
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Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-07-2012, 03:53 AM

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Apply for a Green Card at your nearest American Embassy today. Jesus may destroy the Godless island of Austria at any moment.
Another victory for the Australians as we can spell Australia. Österreich is what the Austrians call Austria, but that is outside the USA, so it is better for Americans not to comment as they know nothing about things outside their miserable states.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-24-2010, 01:19 PM

hai guise ill just leave this here

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-03-2010, 02:09 PM

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7 Reasons why GOD HATES Australia!



Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.
  1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
  2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
  3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
  4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
  5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
  6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."
All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
Great List! I know there are several more reasons why God hates australia, but it's a good start!


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Great List! I know there are several more reasons why God hates australia
Just post them to the forum!


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-05-2010, 08:06 AM

1. Australian Rules Football – possibly the most homersexual team sport on Earth. The home of the AFL (or the Australian Faggot Legion) is Melbourne. The teams dress in skin-tight basketball styled t-shirts and tight shorts. They pass the ball the same way women do in netball and they kiss each other when they score points.

2. Snakes - Australia is a land so damned that it is home to 14 of the 15 deadliest snakes in the world. Australian snakes include; Belcher's sea snake, the Taipan, the Death Adder and the Western Brown Snake. The Western Brown (Pseudonaja nuchalis) is often called ‘the two step’, because after being bitten you walk two steps and then fall down dead.

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And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

3. Geography. Most of Australia is desert, which is known as the ‘Outback’, and beaches. The most famous feature of the Outback is Ayers Rock or Uluru.

4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.

5. Songs. The unofficial anthem of Australia is Waltzing Matilda, a song about a ‘swagman’ and his cross-dressing homersexual lover ‘Matilda’. The swagman is arrested for ‘worrying’ sheep and escapes by jumping into a billabong, or lake.

6. Thongs. In most countries a thong is some sort of perverted bedroom attire. In Australia ‘thongs’ are what Americans call flip-flops and New Zealanders call ‘jandals’.

7. Kangaroos. These dumb ugly marsupials are the national animal of Australia.

8. Films. Most Australian films are perverted rubbish. The most famous Australian actor is Mel the Joo-baiter Cathylick Gibson and the most popular Aussie film of all time is ‘Priscilla Queen of the Desert’. 'Priscilla' is about three cross-dressing sodomites who go on a road trip across the Australian desert.


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4. If you thought it was safer in the water. Aussie seas are home to seawater crocodiles, several species of large man eating sharks, box jellyfish and the rather nasty blue-ringed octopus.


It gets WORSE!!!

The blue ringed octopus is GAY!!!!:

I found this about how these vile things mate:



A male mates with a female by grabbing her mantle, which sometimes completely obscures the female's vision, then transferring sperm packets by inserting his hectocotylus into her mantle cavity over and over again. Mating continues until the female has had enough, and in at least one species the female has to remove the over-enthusiastic male by force. Males will attempt copulation with members of their own species regardless of sex or size, however interactions between males are most often shorter in duration and end with the mounting octopus withdrawing the hectocotylus without packet insertion or struggle.




Australia is truly one big cesspool of Satanic vomit if even the horrid poisonous creatures are homersexual. I can't imagine how many nuclear weapons it would take to clean up this awful mess!


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