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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-07-2006, 03:59 AM
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Shouldn't that be a Newley banned one?
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...So I guess that would make you slightly PRE-banned....
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 10:12 AM
I never knew that the Catholic Church prayed to a "Fish God." I thought that the hat was split in two to represent devil horns, which the pope has to keep hidden under there.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 10:22 AM
Son, search this GODLY forum for 'fish god' and you will see for yourself that the Pope is, in fact, the Antichrist.
If you don't find those threads immediately, say so and someone will direct you to them in the morning.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 10:28 AM
I wasn't doubting that he is the antichrist for one moment, or that the catlickers worship a fish. I was just saying what I used to believe. Is it possible that he does have horns under there that he's covering up, as well? What better way to cover up devilry than more devilry?
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 10:44 AM
Son, we have ACTUAL, UNDOCTORED photographs showing exactly what you describe, but the Pope's EVIL EYE is visible in them and some people can be deceived if their faith isn't strong. I'm sure you can find the pictures if JESUS guides your mouse. I can't look them up just now because they give me nightmares.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 10:58 AM
You are a much stronger man than I am, Pastor. If you don't want to look at them I shouldn't dare.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 11:08 AM
oh come on you are making something out of nothing!
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 11:28 AM
Something out of nothing? This demon worshiper leads a major "religion" in this world, and the fact that he is obviously hiding something under that fish head hat, somethings which the esteemed Pastor Al E Pistle has told you are horns, is nothing? Obviously you already know about these horns, and are trying to cover them up with your bluffing. It will fool nobody on this site.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 11:48 AM
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oh come on you are making something out of nothing!
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No we aren't. Read THIS!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=364
Oh, wait. I just read in another thread you admitted to being a Goth. Did you read our thread about Goths? Every word is true and has been proven by a study at Oxford.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 11:53 AM
ok whatever you can think that if you want.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-08-2006, 11:55 AM
Of course I think that. I think whatever Landover tells me to think, because they are the messengers of God!
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-18-2006, 04:28 AM
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I never knew that the Catholic Church prayed to a "Fish God."
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They dont.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-18-2006, 11:27 AM
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They dont.
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So you pray to a "god-fish" then?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-18-2006, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
So you pray to a "god-fish" then?
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No, I pray to God.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-19-2006, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Fish
No, I pray to God.
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Who do you think you are fooling - your very username pays homage to the old trout your pope plonks upon his head!
Contrary to what you've been told, the catlick Lord Cod never sacrificed his stinking roe for your sins, young Fish. You would do well to remember that.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
08-29-2007, 01:36 AM
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
08-30-2007, 12:09 PM
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CATHOLICS STOMP 60,000 KITTENS EVERY YEAR!
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ITALIAN catholics, at that. Did you pass this on to SoccerItalia? If you don't, I will.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
08-30-2007, 06:28 PM
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CATHOLICS STOMP 60,000 KITTENS EVERY YEAR!
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It's like a twist on the old saying. "Every time you pray to Mary, a papist kills a kitten!"
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
08-30-2007, 06:49 PM
For Petal...
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
08-30-2007, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
CATHOLICS STOMP 60,000 KITTENS EVERY YEAR!
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They should just pretend that those cute little kitties are actually pedophile priests and quietly ship them off to another diocese.
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