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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 06:24 AM

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Man creates god
religion is profitable
Man gets rich.
Dumbass heathen denies GOD
God gets mad
Heathen gargles molten sulphur for eternity.

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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 03:35 PM

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How much proof would one need, stupid?
This here should be enough for any SANE person.

1.
God created man.
Man exists.
Therefore, God exists.

2.
The Bible (KJV1611) was dictated by God.
The Bible (KJV1611) exists.
Therefore, God exists.

3.
God says that those who disbelieve are given in to strong delusion.
You are given in to strong delusion.
Therefore, God is right, you are wrong, and God exists.

4.
Jesus lived as a man, then (temporarily) died and was ressurected.
Jesus is God.
Therefore, God exists.

5.
God created the earth.
The earth exists.
Therfore, God exists.

6.
God says that He is the one that sends evil. (Amos 3:6)
Evil exists.
Therfore, God exists.

7.
Heaven and Hell exists.
God created them.
Therfore, God exists.
1.
Circular logic
Proves nothing
Makes you look stupid

2.
Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

3.
I am schizophrenic
So they are mild delusions
And not the will of god

4.
I could probably construct just as credible an arguement with a dolphin and a piece of string

...though why a piece of string I could not say

5.
Actually residual cosmic forces from the Big Bang created the Earth, not god

6.
And here I thought that it was human nature...

7.
You do know that Hell is just a small town in northern MI, right?
and I thought it was your policy not to capitalize "Hell"
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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 03:37 PM

As much as I hate to double post, I still want to correct a grammatical error in my above post. In response no. 2, I meant to say "have proven nothing"
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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 04:35 PM

God kills heathens and heretics.
I don't want God to kill me.
Therefore, God exists.


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 05:12 PM

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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 05:49 PM

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God kills heathens and heretics.
I don't want God to kill me.
Therefore, God exists.
That was awesome. That was one of those statements whose sheer simplicity and direct message cuts to the depths of my thoughts.

It takes a very wise person to break down the complicated teachings of Christ into something the common man can understand. You are to be commended Brother Temperance; your compassion for the unwashed is evident.

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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 07:02 PM

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God kills heathens and heretics.
I don't want God to kill me.
Therefore, God exists.
Wow, you've just given me a revelation. I now truly see that you are an idiot wrapped up inside of a mormon. I mean, was that supposed to make the slightest amount of sense?
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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-15-2006, 07:19 PM

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1.
Circular logic
Proves nothing
Makes you look stupid

So you're saying humans created themselfs, before we existed?
What a retard!

2.
Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.

3.
I am schizophrenic
So they are mild delusions
And not the will of god

How could you know? You are too deluded to think straight.

4.
I could probably construct just as credible an arguement with a dolphin and a piece of string

...though why a piece of string I could not say

Has any dolphin ever been resurrected? NO.

5.
Actually residual cosmic forces from the Big Bang created the Earth, not god

Were you there? No, you were not.
God was there at the very beginning of time, so I'd rather trust Him than you!

6.
And here I thought that it was human nature...

Are even hurricanes, such as Katriana, "human nature"?
You're SO lost in your delusions, its a magnificent testimony to the Glory of God! (And His existance! Praise Him!!)

7.
You do know that Hell is just a small town in northern MI, right?
and I thought it was your policy not to capitalize "Hell"

Sometimes I capitalize, sometimes I don't.. The important thing is to not glorify it. But to glorify Jesus for condmening you to it!
Praise Him!

PS. What existed first, the Bible or this stupid town?
You really ride the short bus don't you?
You dumb sinner.


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-16-2006, 10:40 AM

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Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.



Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html
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Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.



Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html
The one True Holy Bible is the KJV1611 Bible as dictated by God directly to King James The entire story is HERE.

King James was chosen by God Himself for the task of putting the Holy Bible into comprehensible English. It does not matter one bit that King James turned out to be a homer who sodomized his 13 year old nephew, because God used him for His purposes and then tossed the old faggot into hellfire. The point is, Landover Baptist Church is clearly God's chosen people, because we follow the LITERAL Word of God, with no exceptions.


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Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html
Why direct us to that false, lying site? Do you think that any True Christian is going to be fooled by that pathetic attempt to undermine the KJV 1611's authenticity. King James was the person chosen to translate God's word into His favourite language, English. Any other version is obviously fake.
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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-16-2006, 01:50 PM

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Why direct us to that false, lying site? Do you think that any True Christian is going to be fooled by that pathetic attempt to undermine the KJV 1611's authenticity. King James was the person chosen to translate God's word into His favourite language, English. Any other version is obviously fake.


I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .
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I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .
You obviously attended a college with a curriculum designed by satan himself. They didn't even teach you to capitalize properly. Enjoy your shiny new infraction points, bonehead.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .
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