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Default Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 01-30-2007, 02:18 AM

As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 01-30-2007, 02:38 AM

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As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Well...a...love...I can get you a "proper" chastity belt rather quickly AND...snicker, snicker...I'll be MORE than willing to hold the key....LMAO.


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As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
There are many fine shops in Freehold that stock a good selection of chastity belts (I bought mine at the Landover Christian Mall), all of a good, sturdy quality at a glorious price. If your father is not a True Christian, there are no safer hands than any of our Godly Pastors.


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As a new Christian, I want to live right and am interested in purchasing a chastity for myself. Where can I purchase one? And who would hold onto the key until I get married if my father is not a Christian? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Google turns up many places where one can buy a real chastity belt and I'm sure one of the pastors would be kind enough to be your keyholder. I do believe one of them is already holding Siter M&M's key.

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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 01-30-2007, 03:10 AM

Personally I suggest you check with your local tanner -- I am sure he can set you up with something good & proper. Other than that, I am sure some pastor can direct you in the correct path!

I am curious as to what you think constitutes your Salvation? You seem to think that you're Saved, but personally I have seen very little evidence of that. Have you properly introduced yourself yet? If not, I suggest you start in the Introductions Forum, so that we might have a good look at you!

As far as who might hold the Key, I am sure that any Landover pastor would be more than happy to ensure that you remain locked up for your future husband!


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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 02-17-2007, 05:08 AM

You know, that's mabey not such a bad idea. It isn't easy staying a virgin these days. especially in my line of work. So many expectations that your blessed gift is just available or something.

If it was, it'd be called your blessed GET. It isn't.

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Perhaps she thought she could be a "Technical Virgin"?

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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 02-18-2007, 03:35 PM

i could never wear a chasity belt coz sex is to fun........... but even if i had to wear 1 i would still kiss a lot n maybe do other stuff............ but if u dun want too wear 1 thats ok coz more for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 02-18-2007, 07:21 PM

Oh my... Your parents really need to discipline you more. If they contact Landover we will gladly refer them to stores that will sell them fine rods, and if necessary for the particularly unruly child, nice sturdy cages.


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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 03:36 PM

There are several places in Freehold to purchase a top-quality chastity belt. There's Chastity's Closet on 6th and Main, there's Chastity Corner on Main and 5th, and there are three other places around the corner on Grove between 5th and 6th. Just look for the signs indicating the Chastity Belt District.
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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 06:27 PM

I bought mine at SAVED!... For Marriage at the Landover Christian Mall. It's a good, sturdy design, and the helpful staff will pray with you before you start looking at the merchandise, just when you think you've decided, and right after making your purchase.
Once fitted and locked by the matronly Doris, they have the keys (two, there should always be a spare), if you're there without a husband, father, pastor, or other male guardian, driven directly to the man who will be in charge of your chastity (until my wedding, my keys are currently in the possession of Pastor Zeke and Pastor Garvin).


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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 07:50 PM

Have you guys ever heard of control. Why not not have sex by simply controlling your desires. Just say NO.


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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 08:36 PM

I am a woman. I can say NO very easily to my boyfriend. I have self discipline.


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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 08:45 PM

Yes. Strange word us woman posses. NO. Maybe the american gals should try it?


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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 08:53 PM

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I am a woman. I can say NO very easily to my boyfriend. I have self discipline.
I will only not you say "I can" not "I say".

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Default Re: Where can I purchase a chastity belt? - 04-04-2007, 08:56 PM

Very well.. I say NO. I only assumed this was a hypothecal situation so I said I can. rather then I say. But I say NO. See NO NO NO.


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