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Thumbs up I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:17 AM
I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:18 AM
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lol 4chan ftw
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:19 AM
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:21 AM
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You may not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you! Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:22 AM
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You may not believe in Jesus, but He believes in you! Jesus has called you here for a reason, boy. Think about that.
Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:23 AM
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Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:25 AM
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Actually I read a funny and stupid response from one of the members here, which incited me to join.
And that's why you posted here in our "Christian Help Forum". You are crying out for Salvation© boy. Jesus is listening. Ask him to take over your miserable, pathetic life now, before He decides to kill you and drop-kick you into hellfire.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:45 AM
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And that's why you posted here in our "Christian Help Forum". You are crying out for Salvation© boy. Jesus is listening. Ask him to take over your miserable, pathetic life now, before He decides to kill you and drop-kick you into hellfire.
No, I'm posting here because I haven't looked at any other part of the forum.

Stop assuming so much, you pompous cock.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:49 AM
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No, I'm posting here because I haven't looked at any other part of the forum.

Stop assuming so much, you pompous cock.
So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.

I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:56 AM
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So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.

I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
A lot*

Alot isn't a word.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 02:59 AM
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So like a brainless fool, you decided to stick your mindless post in the first thread you saw. Brilliant.

I am not an arrogant rooster by the way. Stop fantasizing. Jesus hates bestiality alot.
As I see it, you are the only one relating it to an animal, and relating animals to bestiality, fool.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:21 AM
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I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person. There is no god, such as stated in the bible is logically impossible.

This forum makes me lol.
You forgot to add DIMWIT

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:29 AM
Go ahead and ban me.
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I am embarrassed to be seen with such hypocrites.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:30 AM
LOL CYA -50 POINTS
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:31 AM
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:31 AM
I see you joined the forum today along with several of your HEATHEN "buddies." Oh wait....what's that?...LOL...your "buds" have already been band from the GODLY LBC and are, thus, assured of aeternal DAMNATION. Hopefully you are NEXT!!

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:34 AM
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Go ahead and ban me.
In fact, delete my entire freaking account.
I am embarrassed to be seen with such hypocrites.
Done and doubledone. Come back when you can have a civil discussion about saving your everlasting soul from damnation.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:35 AM
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:40 AM
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I my self have all ready been commended to hell for certain things.

I am very sad for that.
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Default Re: I'm a heathen, lol. - 01-14-2007, 03:41 AM
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YOU ARE CONDEMNING PEOPLE LOL CYA IN HELL
Jesus commands us to judge the unrighteous. If you had ever used a Bible for something other than spare rolling paper for your crack cigarettes, you might know that.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6



Enjoy hell, homer.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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