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Default Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 05-11-2014, 06:54 PM

What more could you want, I ask?

No longer Jewish, but transformed through Christ's sacrifice, this adorable, cuddly, clean, drug and disease free lover of JESUS seeks a suitable companion to provide love, children (Sons ONLY, please), a clean home, hot meals, sewing, mending, delectable desserts and complete submission to God's will (and therefore MY will).

19, 5'11", 240#, winning smile. Masculinity exudes from every pore and oh, the knowledge! Such knowledge you will not find in any other man so young and eligible.

Ask your father to contact me! While I will respond to him promptly, your patience in awaiting my decision IS important, so sit down and be quiet, woman. No trolls, tramps, trannies or ex-lesbians, sorry. Must be able to put up with a mother in law that will hate you for not being Jewish and a father in law that will soon cut me off from my inheritance. But what the hey - we live once, and then eternally with Christ.

FATHERS: Feel free to send me photos of your princess for consideration. One look at my photo will tell you this offer won't last!
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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 05-11-2014, 09:09 PM

We used to have one who would be just right for you. She was 24 and getting desperate. But we haven't seen her around for a while. Oh yeah - just remembered - she was a bit of a feminazi. Would that bother you?
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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 05-11-2014, 09:32 PM

Dear Morton, Yes, you certainly are a catch! I'll put the word out here in Richmond, Virginia with our Baptist friends. And, just a little FYI, I am a former Jew too. So if I can find a nice "Jew for Jesus Princess", that would be great, wouldn't it?!?!


Of course, I must ask (because I can't seem to get this part of the joo out of me), can I see the ring you are offering? Because we all know, that does make a difference sometimes.


Oh no! My husband caught me writing this! I guess I'll be getting a spanking tonight to "beat the joo out of me" again! And on Mother's Day too!


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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 05-18-2014, 05:24 AM

My goodness. At first I thought this was thread was started by one of those "Christian" lesbians!


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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 06-24-2014, 08:57 PM

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My goodness. At first I thought this was thread was started by one of those "Christian" lesbians!
So did I. I came right over to chew her out—rebuke her for polluting our forums with sin. Alas, it was not to be.


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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 05-18-2014, 08:29 AM

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We used to have one who would be just right for you. She was 24 and getting desperate. But we haven't seen her around for a while. Oh yeah - just remembered - she was a bit of a feminazi. Would that bother you?
The "femi" in feminazi is about the only thing that makes "her" seem remotely like a woman. Her pies have poisoned many. She's been a bit feral lately, I see her lurking around church, planning to kidnap the children that come out after Sunday service. I call the Freehold Police but she's always gone by then. She's a barren maid and rather old, so if you're really desperate, take her but be warned!
On another note, being an ex-joo might limit your chances with the pure, young True Christian ™ girls who are searching for husbands. So if you want a bit of a challenge, by all means, we'll catch her and see if you two can get married.


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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 06-03-2014, 10:45 PM

With apologies to Morton for bogarting his thread (may you find the good Christian woman we all know God wants you to have soon!), I hope I may be permitted to point out that I'm in the same boat and ask for any advice you good folks can give.

I have acquired a rather large sum of money and need to find a woman who will bear me heirs without stealing and squandering my fortune on - well - woman stuff.

I know that I have two strikes against me because I live in Boston, where modest Christian women are as hard to find as a two dollar lobster.

Thanks to all.

Wally


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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 06-22-2014, 04:29 AM

I'm single and looking for a good True Christian™ Woman to marry. Where they at????
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Default Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe - 06-22-2014, 04:38 AM

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I'm single and looking for a good True Christian™ Woman to marry. Where they at????


How old are you? Where do you live?
I'm a 23 year old woman, looking for a good Christian man to marry. If you want a true Christian. Though, it would be best to find someone else, as an ex-atheist I am far from a true Christian. If you get desperate, or want wait a few years until I have hopefully become a true Christian, let me know and I would love to get to know you
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