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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 03-27-2010, 04:49 AM

I don't understand this thread. For one, how can the moon be made of cheese if you need milk to make cheese? Second,

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If oxygen is so abundant like these scientists say, then how come our astronauts had to wear breathing appartuses on the moon?

This is why I don't trust scientists. Their claims fall apart whenever scrutinized with common sense.
I'd like to point out that the oxygen in the earth's crust is not necessarily gas. It is common in the earth's crust because many rocks and minerals use it in their atomic bonds. So its not the oxygen you breathe, its the oxygen that holds things together molecularly.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 03-27-2010, 05:03 AM

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I don't understand this thread. For one, how can the moon be made of cheese if you need milk to make cheese? Second,



I'd like to point out that the oxygen in the earth's crust is not necessarily gas. It is common in the earth's crust because many rocks and minerals use it in their atomic bonds. So its not the oxygen you breathe, its the oxygen that holds things together molecularly.
So oxygen holds all the molecules together? Even Buckey Balls?

You may want to look into that.


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 03-27-2010, 06:20 AM

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So oxygen holds all the molecules together? Even Buckey Balls?

You may want to look into that.
I put my research purely in minerals in the earth's crust. All i know is oxygen holds molecules together in at least most of the minerals in the earth's crust, which is why it is so abundant.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 03-29-2010, 01:49 PM

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I don't understand this thread. For one, how can the moon be made of cheese if you need milk to make cheese?
Why would that be strange? You could just as well ask: "How could cheese be made of milk if you need cows to make milk?" You make no sense.

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I'd like to point out that the oxygen in the earth's crust is not necessarily gas. It is common in the earth's crust because many rocks and minerals use it in their atomic bonds. So its not the oxygen you breathe, its the oxygen that holds things together molecularly.
Nonsense. If it were true what you said, why don't we breathe rock? Why do we suffocate if we are buried?

Kids learn the weirdest things at public school these days.


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 04-02-2010, 01:18 PM

umm.... im pretty sure the whole ''Moon Cheese Thing'' is just a Joke.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 04-02-2010, 01:25 PM

Sir, your signature is the most sadistic, masochistic, vulgar thing i have ever heard from a "true Christian". Its people like you who give Christianity a bad name. Shame on you!
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Instead of spouting your unsubstantiated opinion, why not educate him by showing that he's Scripturally incorrect.

Or perhaps.... it is YOU who is Scripturally incorrect, no?

I noticed that you're not a True Christian™, so perhaps you shouldn't talk on behalf of Christianity? Just an idea, friend... to make you stop looking foolish.


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Who are you talking about?


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Who are you talking about?
This person seems to be a little bit confused, Brother. He also calls this scientific discovery a "joke," while it is extensively explained in this thread that it isn't. I think his next question will be if all the leprechauns are supposed to be purple.


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 04-04-2010, 10:31 PM

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I'd like to point out that the oxygen in the earth's crust is not necessarily gas. It is common in the earth's crust because many rocks and minerals use it in their atomic bonds. So its not the oxygen you breathe, its the oxygen that holds things together molecularly.
I'm pretty new to this forum but I'm not new to God.

I think what you are talking about is pretty close to witchcraft and deviltalk.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 04-08-2010, 07:58 PM

What you are saying seems to me to be very close to superstition. Why do you all insist the moon landings were genuined?
Moon dust was recovered and taken back to Earth- there have been several landings, and the amount of money contributed to the landings could not have been kept hidden.
Why would the Moon be made of cheese? Cheese would not have the mass to generate a sufficient gravitational force to keep the moon together, or affect our tides, and cheese cannot reflect the Sun's light upon Earth as the moon does. It doesn't generate it's own light, and wasn't created by God- and, even if it was, it is made out of stuff very similar to the Earth's crust- since when was the Earth made of cheese? Why don't you eat some dirt to find out- it might stop you from spewing your overzealous claims for a bit.
Please, try to prove me wrong, just try to be logical and reasonable- don't say "The Moon is made of cheese because The Bible says so and The Bible's word is law!"
I can't abide overzealous nonsense with no scientific basis.

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What you are saying seems to me to be very close to superstition. Why do you all insist the moon landings were faked?
Moon dust was recovered and taken back to Earth-[...]
I would have liked to have read all of that but I found myself stopped at this point.

I felt that you were going to say something about Moon dust proves that the moon is made of rock. Let me tell you a story:

Some years back a couple of True Christians and I were traveling to Houston by train. As we passed into Texas, one of the True Christians looked out the window and, pointed to a cow in the field, "Look!" He said, "They have white cows in Texas."

The other True Christian looked and said, "No. All that proves is that there is one white cow in Texas."

I was shocked and surprised at this sloppy and lazy thinking, so I corrected them both, "No, all it proves is that there a field in Texas in which there is a cow that is white on one side."

So you'll see that some moon dust proves little about the overall composition of the Moon's surface and even less about it's inside.





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What you are saying seems to me to be very close to superstition. Why do you all insist the moon landings were genuined?
Moon dust was recovered and taken back to Earth- there have been several landings, and the amount of money contributed to the landings could not have been kept hidden.
Why would the Moon be made of cheese? Cheese would not have the mass to generate a sufficient gravitational force to keep the moon together, or affect our tides, and cheese cannot reflect the Sun's light upon Earth as the moon does. It doesn't generate it's own light, and wasn't created by God- and, even if it was, it is made out of stuff very similar to the Earth's crust- since when was the Earth made of cheese? Why don't you eat some dirt to find out- it might stop you from spewing your overzealous claims for a bit.
Please, try to prove me wrong, just try to be logical and reasonable- don't say "The Moon is made of cheese because The Bible says so and The Bible's word is law!"
I can't abide overzealous nonsense with no scientific basis.

Before you start asking why I joined when, as my username shows, I am not Christian, I will explain- nowhere in the rules about joining on this site did it say that I have to be Christian to join. I want to see whether Christianity does have any form of possible truth, or if it is completely genuine, as I have first thought.
You do not think the government could shufflke funds? You think they actually give NASA a suitcase full of cash?

Moon dust? No such thing. Cheese mold, yes. How can you prove the dust they have is really from the Moon. It could be from Schenectady.

Cheese does reflect light, so does milk and cotton. Do not make such ridiculous statements, it makes you appear to be a retard. You do not want people to think that do you?

Science is for people who want to make stuff up. God is for people who want His Truth.


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 04-25-2011, 09:37 PM

Wait wait wait HOLD UP A SECOND HERE. What is the bible exactly? And who the hell is 'Jesus' and why should I care? Oh and, moon is not made out of cheese, it's made out of the bread stuff you eat with that wine stuff. Oh and, I approve with homosexuality.
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Wait wait wait HOLD UP A SECOND HERE. What is the bible exactly?
Welcome friend, the exact Bible you want is the King James version 1611.

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I can see you want to know Jesus - that's a great start! Get to know Jesus and your cares will fade away.

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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 04-26-2011, 05:53 AM

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So oxygen holds all the molecules together? Even Buckey Balls?

You may want to look into that.
I put my research purely in minerals in the earth's crust. All i know is oxygen holds molecules together in at least most of the minerals in the earth's crust, which is why it is so abundant.

Really? So, you mean to say you have researched all of the Oxides? Can you please give me their atomic numbers, natural states, and percent abundance?

And Mrs.BelieverInGod, I am impressed, given my secular training, we talk about Buckey Balls every once in a while. They are novel and fun. Pretty easy to find on the internet too. I am surprised he was so lazy he couldn't google it.

Back to you kiddo. How much Oxygen is in Pyrite?

How about Nickel Porphyrin?

Acanthite
Aguilarite
Aikinite
Aktashite
Arzakite
Bernardite
Chiolite

Please know I could go on and run through the character limit with minerals following these patterns.


The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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