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12-22-2016, 08:27 PM
This must be where all the stupid people on the internet hang out.
I've spent 30 minutes cruising the forums and I have never before seen this level of ignorance in one place. I mean, y'all are American's, so I shouldn't be surprised, but this is fantastic. These forums are a gold mine. Hey, do you people actually believe what you write, and if so, what is your highest level of education?
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-22-2016, 08:34 PM
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This must be where all the stupid people on the internet hang out.
I've spent 30 minutes cruising the forums and I have never before seen this level of ignorance in one place. I mean, y'all are American's, so I shouldn't be surprised, but this is fantastic. These forums are a gold mine. Hey, do you people actually believe what you write, and if so, what is your highest level of education?
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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-22-2016, 08:39 PM
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This must be where all the stupid people on the internet hang out.
I've spent 30 minutes cruising the forums and I have never before seen this level of ignorance in one place. I mean, y'all are American's, so I shouldn't be surprised, but this is fantastic. These forums are a gold mine. Hey, do you people actually believe what you write, and if so, what is your highest level of education?
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Good afternoon, Mr. Obvious. I hope you don't mind, but I have stripped you of your rank. You are far too dull to be officer material. I will, however, congratulate you on your ability to read for thirty minutes in a row. I expect that is quite an accomplishment in your sphere. Now that you have entertained us with the usual drivel that we get from unsaved trolls, why don't you tell us about you and Jesus?
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-22-2016, 08:39 PM
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This must be where all the stupid people on the internet hang out.
I've spent 30 minutes cruising the forums and I have never before seen this level of ignorance in one place. I mean, y'all are American's, so I shouldn't be surprised, but this is fantastic. These forums are a gold mine. Hey, do you people actually believe what you write, and if so, what is your highest level of education?
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Other than what Basilissa has said, please could you be more specific? What don't you like about us? It is very hurtful to receive such an accusation.
And about education, the only education you need is Bible College. That and Creation Science, but that is reserved for smart people like Elmer G White and in the future, Brother Larry.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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12-22-2016, 08:44 PM
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...could you be more specific? What don't you like about us?...
And about education, the only education you need is Bible College. That and Creation Science, but that is reserved for smart people like Elmer G White and in the future, Brother Larry.
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The bolded part is a good example of what I am talking about. That's the kind of jibberish you hear from fundamentalist Islamists and fundamentalist Christians.
I feel sorry for you. You're going to live your life and then die in the end without any understanding of this world you live in.
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12-22-2016, 08:50 PM
By the way, I apologize for the whole "lack of education" thing. That was a personal attack. That was my initial reaction to my shock at the lack of basic knowledge that perhaps any 8-year old kid would have in other first world nations. Speaks volumes about the U.S. culture (or lack of) and education system. But I digress.
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12-22-2016, 08:53 PM
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(some drivel deleted) But I digress.
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Yeah, and you still haven't figured out how to introduce yourself.
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12-22-2016, 09:04 PM
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Yeah, and you still haven't figured out how to introduce yourself.
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Well, let's see:
Tell us what church you go to - I don't
and what your favorite Bible verse is - A what verse?
and how you came to find Jesus - in history class and comparative religion. There's not a lot of support for a historical Jesus, but it's certainly possible a rabbi existed by that name at that time. Still, there's no known evidence of his existence.
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-22-2016, 09:07 PM
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This must be where all the stupid people on the internet hang out.
I've spent 30 minutes cruising
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Just a minute, pal!
This is a Christian site for Christians.
NOT a two bit homersexual pick up joint!
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-22-2016, 09:37 PM
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Well, let's see:
Tell us what church you go to - I don't
and what your favorite Bible verse is - A what verse?
and how you came to find Jesus - in history class and comparative religion. There's not a lot of support for a historical Jesus, but it's certainly possible a rabbi existed by that name at that time. Still, there's no known evidence of his existence.
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First, thank you for adhering to the minimum standard of behavior we request on this forum.
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Yes, it does seem like that at times. There are people here who can't construct a complete correct sentence who lambast us all the time on how wrong and idiotic we are. They either ignore our clearly stated mission to disseminate the Bible by citing reference material that has nothing to do with the Bible or they claim to obey God while ignoring 90% of His Holy Word.
However, as distressing as that may be, what really troubles me are the ones whose posts degenerate into spittle-emitting diatribes of abuse and ill wishes while simultaneously telling us that "God is love" and that we are hateful. The ones who tell us to go to hell while proclaiming that they don't believe in hell are more amusing than troubling.
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I've spent 30 minutes cruising the forums and I have never before seen this level of ignorance in one place. I mean, y'all are American's, so I shouldn't be surprised, but this is fantastic. These forums are a gold mine. Hey, do you people actually believe what you write, and if so, what is your highest level of education?
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I hope that you spend enough time here to understand the noble service we try to provide for a misinformed world. Just so you know, I went to an excellent college where they did not make any effort to dispel people's ignorance of the Bible. Fortunately, through prayer and study, I found my way to the Truth™. Perhaps you will, too.
Optimistically Yours,
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-22-2016, 09:58 PM
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I hope that you spend enough time here to understand the noble service we try to provide for a misinformed world. Just so you know, I went to an excellent college where they did not make any effort to dispel people's ignorance of the Bible. Fortunately, through prayer and study, I found my way to the Truth™. Perhaps you will, too.
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I don't think what you do is noble at all. It seems to me that you, and many of the folks here, are hopelessly misinformed yourselves, as evidenced by your naive claim that prayer and (bible?) study is a path to the truth.
I have one word for you: epistemology.
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12-22-2016, 10:04 PM
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I don't think what you do is noble at all. It seems to me that you, and many of the folks here, are hopelessly misinformed yourselves, as evidenced by your naive claim that prayer and (bible?) study is a path to the truth.
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Why are you so keen on persecuting us and our way of life, dear?
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And I have a one-word answer for you, dear: ontology.
Now what?
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12-22-2016, 10:05 PM
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I don't think what you do is noble at all. It seems to me that you, and many of the folks here, are hopelessly misinformed yourselves, as evidenced by your naive claim that prayer and (bible?) study is a path to the truth.
I have one word for you: epistemology.
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And I have a few words for you, friend. Read the whole Bible. The truly naive are those who think they know its contents. They are misinformed regarding the True™ Nature of God and what faith in Him really means for humanity.
Once a person perceives the Truth™ they are changed forever.
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12-23-2016, 04:29 AM
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This must be where all the stupid people on the internet hang out.
I've spent 30 minutes cruising the forums and I have never before seen this level of ignorance in one place. I mean, y'all are American's, so I shouldn't be surprised, but this is fantastic. These forums are a gold mine. Hey, do you people actually believe what you write, and if so, what is your highest level of education?
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I, as a newcomer to this forum, have little standing in the community but understand(or at least believe that I do) the perspective from which your comment is coming from.
However, I do not think that you honestly thought posting something so rudely worded and insulting would result in a constructive outcome....and I think you might take time to allow reflection on how to engage in healthier and more productive responses in the future. Even if you see things that incite your ire here, does not Jesus preach tolerance and forgiveness for your fellow man?
Perhaps in the vaccum of the internet and indeed this site in particular censorship does not exist and you cannot take a statement presented at its face value. Most people make broad, somewhat polarizing statements about subjects they feel strongly about, and though a tactful person often finds better ways to represent themselves; both are still people who in the end just want to help their fellows.
I will say though, I have noticed lengthy bits of comedic irony used against unwanted and unhelpful individuals on this forum in my brief time here so far, and I find it hilarious to read through. Maybe just take some time to cool off, and you will find there is goodness in people if you believe in them, and are willing to show respect for their ability to think as rationally as yourself.
Sincerely, Mr. Kohr.
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Re: Oh my god! -
12-23-2016, 04:46 AM
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That's the kind of jibberish you hear from fundamentalist Islamists
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You mean gibberish, right? That bolded stuff was written in plain American that anyone can understand. If you want gibberish, go look at the thread on mongoloid retards and read the pathetic defenses the unsaved trash offer for it. Apparently drooling and nose-picking is caused by Thetans and comcast 24 or some gibberish like that.
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12-23-2016, 04:57 AM
Really? That's suprising and intriguing. My curiosity gets the better of me, may I ask which thread this is and if possible a link to it? I never tire of reading such things.
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12-23-2016, 08:43 AM
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Really? That's suprising and intriguing. My curiosity gets the better of me, may I ask which thread this is and if possible a link to it? I never tire of reading such things.
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https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68675
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