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Default Re: Retards release Christmas single... This is Disgusting... - 12-29-2007, 05:12 PM

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Jesus said, "But when you give a reception, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind," (Luke 14:13)
Roy,

That is because Christ was the son of God - HE ALONE had the power to CURE these repulsive demon-hybrids. (ie. cast the demon out that lives within EVERY filthy retard's heart)

But we are living in end-times now, and these filthy mongoloid monsters get more dangerous with every passing year. Soon they will turn on us like rabid retarded dogs, for this is all part of Lucifer's plan. If you don't believe me - go read it for yourself in the Malleus Maleficarum.

Now, I am in no way preaching Catholic doctrine here. True, the Malleus was commissioned and ordained by the Pope in the 1700's, when the Catholic Church wasn't just the Alter boy-buggering skirt-wearing Pedophile ring it is now. Back then the Catholics used this wonderful Christian book as a companion to the Bible, to CURE 9 MILLION fithly witches, pagans and children with retardations.

See, for all the faults of these Mary-worshipping Idolators, at least they got ONE THING correct - That retards are the children of the Devil! Back then retards were burned alive over a basket of screaming cats, lest their filthy mongel souls escaped to possess the living. For the Malleus does indeed teach us that retardations are signs of Demon activity. Twisted limbs, repulsively small spastic hands, downs children, dwarfs, midgets, people with blemishes and birthmarks, autism, and other retardations are spoken of in the Malleus as sure signs that these children are the spawn of Satan himself - and must be wiped out.

Then we have other equally dangerous retardations such as schizophrenia and epilepsy, otherwise known to the Christian world as 'Demon Possession'. I love it how men of science use big fancy words to describe something men of God have known about for 1000s of years.

Up until a few years ago my Church used to organise trips to our local retard home, so we could get a look at these filthy animals close-up. I used to take a few of my children at a time, and get them to stare into these creatures eyes, until they saw the demon within. Some would see it right away, while others took a few hours, but all saw their true faces within the first visit. Have you ever stared into a retards eyes? Because until you have you won't know what i'm talking about. You can really see the wild animal in there. The demon. You can see them for what they truly are. Their hatred for my God, their denial of him. I could see the repulsation and rage in my children's eyes when they finally saw the light. I praised God that he gave them the power to truly see these snakes for what they are.

I for one can't wait till all retards burn. These offspring of Satan are an abomination, and will be cast into the firey pits of Hell come Judgement Day. Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: Retards release Christmas single... This is Disgusting... - 12-29-2007, 05:40 PM

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I cannot muster the words to describe how heartless and cruel it was to spit upon the special servants of God.
Cruel? Heartless? Son, I am full of heart - for those that deserve it (ie. God's Elect). But why should I waste my time on God's rejects? The abominable pieces of retarded excrement that God says he finds 'repulsive'. That God commands must NOT enter a Church. For they are wretched and loathed by him. If God hates retards, what kind of Christians would we be if we did not hate them too?

And for you to call these stammering slobbering stuttering stains as 'special servants of God' is nothing but blasphemy. If I was in charge, I would have you kicked off these forums for that abusive lie, that is not just insulting to me, it is insulting to God.

Servants of God? Don't make me laugh. Half these retards can't even speak properly. They have the minds of dogs and the intelligence of small rodents. They don't even know who God is, so how can they serve him? These filthy animals stand sexually gratifying themselves in public, while their physically retarded cousins stagger along, holding up people doing the Lord's work who wish to pass them.

I was walking along the street just the other day when one of these dumb animals was blocking my passage, holding up the Lords work. I tried several times to get around this pathetic animal, who was walking like a wounded chimpanzee. It took all of my strength of character and good will not to push this twisted limbless monster flat on his ugly spastic head. It angered me that here was me pursuing the Lords work, and Lucifer had put such a repulsive obstacle in my path.

Do you really believe these retards have the mental capacity to understand the Holy Bible, let alone accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and personal savior? Get a grip here.

Let me remind you that the Bible teaches us -

"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God." John 3:16-18.

JESUS CHRIST DIED ONLY FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE HE IS THE TRUE SON OF GOD. ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE AND ACCEPT HIM AS THE TRUE MESSIAH (IE. GOTHS, JEWS, WICCANS, BUDDHISTS, HINDUS, SATANISTS, CHILDREN TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE, PEOPLE BORN WITH MENTAL RETARDATIONS, ABORTED FETUSES) WILL BURN IN HELL.
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Default Re: Retards release Christmas single... This is Disgusting... - 12-29-2007, 05:52 PM

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No catlicker has ever been right about anything. They pervert the Bible, twist God's Word, and do satan's bidding.

But you are right about one thing (even though you had to lower yourself by using salty language to say so).

There IS no point in arguing with Jesus.

So, how many times were you raped by your family priest?
Several
Nah, we stopped church after it became corrupted by greed. The vicarkept hinting at giving him money, instead of tithing it.
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Default Re: Retards release Christmas single... This is Disgusting... - 12-29-2007, 11:15 PM

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Can't believe you'd be THIS heartless...Even for a bigoted heretic, I would have never expected THIS?!
Friend, you seem pretty aggressive for someone who belongs to a cult which used to claim that cripples were the result of fornicating with a woman who was "on her curse".
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Bolded the ones that apply to you...
I notice you didn't bold "unrighteous". Not even a Papist dog like you can deny how righteous we are.
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This is OLD TESTAMENT...God permitted the rule because the people were so stubborn...but that's not the way it was intended from the beginning!
Friend, Our Lord is many things, but He is not weak-willed. When the stubborn Israelites disagreed with God, He punished them until they repented of their stubbornness. He did not change His mind to agree with them. If a law is in the OT, it's because God wanted it there.
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God made the handicapped and he loves them to. "Of such is the kingdom of God," Jesus said, when speaking of children. Those (handicapped) who exhibit Christ-like-ness are blessed.

Jesus said, "But when you give a reception, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind," (Luke 14:13) He did not say to kick them out of their wheelchairs or make them beg for food.
Friend, I believe the Reverend has already said almost all that needs to be said on this matter. To be Saved, one must deliberately accept Jesus Christ as one's Lord and Saviour. Retards are not capable of doing this, therefore they are damned.
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Nah, we stopped church after it became corrupted by greed. The vicarkept hinting at giving him money, instead of tithing it.
I see. You had a bad experience with the Anglican't cult, and it put you off Christianity for life. I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Retards release Christmas single... This is Disgusting... - 12-30-2007, 12:55 AM

Thank you, friend.
I would love to be able to accept Christ, but I can't help but think 'If our vicar was corrupted, how do I know everyone else isn't?' Then I start thinking things like 'What if Jesus wasn't for real?'.
Srsly, it almost pains me to be on here, hoping that I'll see the light whilst still doubting Christ :/
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Default Re: Retards release Christmas single... This is Disgusting... - 12-30-2007, 08:22 AM

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Srsly, it almost pains me to be on here, hoping that I'll see the light whilst still doubting Christ :/
Feel that pain, friend, and then try and imagine the unspeakably horrible pain that Jesus voluntarily experienced when He suffered and died temporarily on the cross for our sins.

Makes your pain pretty insignificant, doesn't it?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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