Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > The introduction forum
Reload this Page Dah Herro
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Daberoni Daberoni is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Dec 2016
Daberoni is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Dah Herro - 12-27-2016, 09:31 PM

Was good bois and girls, is ya boi Daberoni here. And I got somethin yall gotta hear: prove your religion before you go ranting on about it. Sure there is the good ol' "faith" excuse, but that isn't getting you far. What REASON do you have for believing in god? Cause sure thing, he hasn't done anything good for any of us. Also go outside and ride a bike or something, and get laughed at by kids that reminded you that you are NOTHING. Then get hit by every car or truck that passes. As said by Anne Frank, who was a "filthy jew", “In spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can’t build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery, and death. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness, I hear the ever approaching thunder, which will destroy us too, I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty too will end, and that peace and tranquility will return again.”

I mean, look at Pastafarianism. We don't say most of the things in our religion without backing it up. I suggest that you take a look at our gospel. But if you don't want to, I respect it. We don't care whether or not you join us in the basking of our Lord's noodly appendages or just go (redacted) your nonexistant lord. Good Day, Sirs and Not As Good Sirs With (redacted).


:p irate:

Last edited by Pim Pendergast; 12-27-2016 at 10:18 PM. Reason: Removed blasphemous remark
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Roland's Avatar
Roland Roland is offline
Obese Swedish Meatball
Delusional Forum Member
 

Nutjob Meatball Worshiper Beastiality Hellbound Heathen Bleeding heart liebral Eurotrash Glutton Condemned Reaper Frenchie Barney Spaghettarian Piratefish Grammar Nazi Drunk Numbers Nazi Perv Stalker Panda Sinner Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars One Year/1000 posts Probing for Jesus Chili Chemtrail Confused about midget porn

 
Posts: 2,208
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Roland is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Dah Herro - 12-27-2016, 09:42 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Daberoni View Post
[...]
I mean, look at Pastafarianism. We don't say most of the things in our religion without backing it up. I suggest that you take a look at our gospel. But if you don't want to, I respect it. We don't care whether or not you join us in the basking of our Lord's noodly appendages or just go suck the dick of your nonexistant lord. Good Day, Sirs and Not As Good Sirs With Vaginas.
Hello Daberoni,

Aren´t Pastafarians supposed to behave themselves a bit if they want their beer volcano, stripper factory and river of pasta sauce when their time is up? Isn´t being a Pastafarian about not being an asshole? Daberoni, to me it seems you are not behaving like a Pastafarian at all, to me it seems your acts are merely slandering Pastafarians. Please reconsider your behaviour on this forum.

With not so kind regards,

Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
 

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Crown of Incorruptibility God's chosen ones Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Dah Herro - 12-27-2016, 09:52 PM

Thank you for saying that, Roland. We True Christians may consider pasta-worshippers misguided and (I mean this kindly) rather silly but, from our limited experience, you seem like an amiable and well-mannered bunch of people.

A cautious welcome to you, Deborani - that's such a pretty name. Is it the Italian version of Deborah?


Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved