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Default Hi! My introduction - 12-19-2016, 12:38 PM

Sorry for the username, I guess. I think having someone like me, an atheist with no religious bounds helps keep objectivity in debates, by being of contrary ideology. I also hope to teach anyone confused about new technologies and media, such as the Internet we´re now using, videogames, and more.
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Jesus Re: Hi! My introduction - 12-19-2016, 02:23 PM

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Sorry for the username, I guess. I think having someone like me, an atheist with no religious bounds helps keep objectivity in debates, by being of contrary ideology. I also hope to teach anyone confused about new technologies and media, such as the Internet we´re now using, videogames, and more.

That's terribly thoughtful of you, Miss, but there is a problem:


Why would I come to you for help when you can't follow simple instructions? Look up above at the description of this thread. It asks you to introduce yourself. This means more than just a screen name, Madam. You are also to tell us what church you go to and how you came to find Jesus - but I believe we know the answer to that since you foolishly deny God's existence. (Psalm 14:1)


We have other atheists here - why would we need another? We also have exceptionally talented men and women (to a lesser extent) who are wise about all things techno.


Do you have relatives who will be joining you in hell shortly? Are you leading your children to the fiery pits? How thoughtful of you to want to spend eternity as you see your loved ones thrashing about in the Lake of Fire.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Sorry for the username, I guess. I think having someone like me, an atheist with no religious bounds helps keep objectivity in debates, by being of contrary ideology. I also hope to teach anyone confused about new technologies and media, such as the Internet we´re now using, videogames, and more.

You are very bold to come among us in the guise of a teacher, when you freely admit that you have rejected the word of God. How can you offer wisdom, when you ignore the greatest wisdom ever given to mankind?

God has warned us that ill begotten wretches such as you will come among us. I suggest that you may profit from reading the entire King James Bible, but my advice is that you check 2Timothy 4:3-4, where you will find God's word and His thoughts on people like you.

You hail from a Roman Catholic country, so it is no surprise that you reject religion. The only religion you have been exposed to is the false, idol worshipping religion of the Roman church. However, it is a dreadful mistake to walk away from the Lord while you are trying to escape false cults. Get right with Jesus, friend, It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.


Post Scriptum- If you still feel that you would like to attempt to pose here as a teacher, feel free to proceed. Christians appreciate a good chuckle as much as anyone else.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Default Re: Hi! My introduction - 12-19-2016, 05:26 PM

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Sorry for the username, I guess. I think having someone like me, an atheist with no religious bounds helps keep objectivity in debates, by being of contrary ideology. I also hope to teach anyone confused about new technologies and media, such as the Internet we´re now using, videogames, and more.
Hello friend. I am Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the DPRK and Chairman of the Worker's Party of Korea. I am welcome you to Landover Baptist Church forums! I am also an atheist, although I make a respect for anyone regardless of religious belief.


"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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