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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 12:00 AM

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Yep, definitely as unoriginal as hell!
OH Dear I am 100% sure you shocked us all with this most provocative post. [insert shocking response here]
How about you bend your wrist over to HERE start a thread and introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 12:01 AM

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Yep, definitely queer as hell!
Hello LoudAndQueer.

You should stop being a homosexual because Jesus did not like homosexuals look at Leviticus 18:22 it says:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

There is another part where it says homosexuals should be stoned to death but the Post-It note I had there fell off because of sardine oil I need a new Bible.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 04:42 PM

I'm an Atheist male who likes having sex with other males.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 04:48 PM

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I'm an Atheist male who likes having sex with other males.
You have my pity, son.

But I'm most especially sorry for your mother. I'm sure she's terribly embarrassed you didn't head her teachings. My children are perfectly normal, and they thank me every day for not being obsessed with people's poop-chutes.



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 05:40 PM

My Mammy's hot biscuits! For the life of my I cannot understand why one would want to be an atheist!

I suppose I can see ( in some sick way) why someone would want to be a Joo, a blabbering Buddhist, or an idolatrous Cathylick. At least those systems allow for an explanation of a higher power, or what Man's purpose on this Earth is.

An Athesit.. that's like saying you want nothing! Atheists seem to me only a few steps away from the beasts of the field and the fish of the sea, in their approach to life.

Since man is only a creature (according to them) their only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, and fornicate the whole day long! How Awful!

An atheist is little more than a sad, lonely chicken with its head cut off, spending what little time it has on earth scampering and hopping blindly about, and causing distress and scandal for all good folk who have to view it!
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 05:45 PM

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My Mammy's hot biscuits! For the life of my I cannot understand why one would want to be an atheist!

I suppose I can see ( in some sick way) why someone would want to be a Joo, a blabbering Buddhist, or an idolatrous Cathylick. At least those systems allow for an explanation of a higher power, or what Man's purpose on this Earth is.

An Athesit.. that's like saying you want nothing! Atheists seem to me only a few steps away from the beasts of the field and the fish of the sea, in their approach to life.

Since man is only a creature (according to them) their only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, and fornicate the whole day long! How Awful!

An atheist is little more than a sad, lonely chicken with its head cut off, spending what little time it has on earth scampering and hopping blindly about, and causing distress and scandal for all good folk who have to view it!
I know, and this is what I struggle the most with...!

The only choice is either to believe in a benevolent, loving God (not supported by any holy text of any religion), or believe in a cruel God (supported by the holy texts and the violent history of religions). But not believe in anything, that is just so wrong... It just cannot be true, our lives cannot be just random, they have to have a meaning, even if that meaning is having a God observe and enjoy our suffering...

Right?...


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-09-2015, 10:12 PM

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I know, and this is what I struggle the most with...!

The only choice is either to believe in a benevolent, loving God (not supported by any holy text of any religion), or believe in a cruel God (supported by the holy texts and the violent history of religions). But not believe in anything, that is just so wrong... It just cannot be true, our lives cannot be just random, they have to have a meaning, even if that meaning is having a God observe and enjoy our suffering...

Right?...
Oh Dolores dear, so very, very Wrong! How long have you been with us now, with full if somewhat limited access to the wisdom of the True Christian™ Pastors of Freehold? You are, I think, a graduate student at a moderately reputable university (not the University of Wisconsin). How is it that you continue to think in such binary terms?

First, I would take issue with your reference to "a" God. God is God, the one and only God. Your frankly cavalier use of the indefinite article offends us all and, more importantly, offends Him.

But to get to the point, can you explain why it is that, for you, God must be either "benevolent and loving" or "cruel"? God, in His Righteous Wisdom, is both. He is Everything!

Revelation 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

God may appear to treat you and your ilk cruelly, but He does so in His benevolent love, in order to guide you towards His Holy Truth.

Don't worry. We are all praying for you, Dolores.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 11-11-2015, 09:01 PM

Why can't I choose queer and atheist? They're not mutually exclusive... I don't believe in your God and I've had sex with women
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Why can't I choose queer and atheist? They're not mutually exclusive... I don't believe in your God and I've had sex with women
Many people come here with the hopes of shocking us. They tell us they are not religious, they do not believe the LORD looks on, they do not believe His commands are relevant. What they fail to recognize is that religion directs and controls our lives. It is not a question of whether people are religious, it is only a matter of which religion a person serves. This religious orientation is often not acknowledged in our day, yet God's creatures cannot escape this fundamental truth of their nature. They may worship false gods, or they may worship the true God, but they will worship someone or something. Someone's religion controls every group, organization, institution, society. Every religion vies for power and control of our culture. You may consider thinking about what it is exactly you worship, and then you'll know what holds you in bondage. Faith in Christ can free you! I wish you to be free, dear. I wish you to have a heart of love, not lust, a spirit of freedom, not bondage, a hope for the future, not an impossible fantasy. One day I pray you too will look at another woman with Biblical respect - the way in which the LORD Himself looks upon her, as a compliment to men, a help meet to a husband, and complete in motherhood.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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America is a Christian country.
Pastor please read this and you will that America is in no way a Christian nation. If you look up the Treaty Of Tripoli you will see that on November 4th 1796 that it was signed and was eventually effective June 10th 1797. So in 2-3 years of the founding of America our own government which consisted of our founding father's at the time agreed that America was not a Christian nation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli this link will give you more information. I ask the administrators and moderators of this forum not to remove this link for it speaks the truth of what America really is.
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I'm ashamed that some even DARED to choose the bottom 2 options...it must have been a mistake with their computer.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-14-2016, 05:06 PM

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Pastor please read this and you will that America is in no way a Christian nation. If you look up the Treaty Of Tripoli you will see that on November 4th 1796 that it was signed and was eventually effective June 10th 1797. So in 2-3 years of the founding of America our own government which consisted of our founding father's at the time agreed that America was not a Christian nation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli this link will give you more information. I ask the administrators and moderators of this forum not to remove this link for it speaks the truth of what America really is.
Please read the phrase in context:
As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen [Muslims] and as the said States [America] have never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries
Note there is no period after the word "religion," nor even is there a comma. Atheists enjoy placing one there and leaving out everything else as it suits their agenda so nicely. But it is lies, which comes as no surprise as they work for Satan and learn how to lie from him (John 8:44). In context, one will clearly note the treaty was signed in order to avoid more Muslim terrorism. Being flexible with the Truth in order to secure a favorable outcome is a perfectly Christian thing to do (2 Thessalonians 2:11; 2 Corinthians 12:16), and is a time-honored American Tradition.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-14-2016, 05:20 PM

During this time period their wasent Muslim terrorism and also since it was passed through the Senate unanimously without any debate then it doesn't matter, we will always be a nation that isint bound by a single religion. Also it would be impossible for us to even try to consider ourselves a Christian nation due to the fact our constitution grants everyone freedom of religion
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During this time period their wasent Muslim terrorism...
Seriously?? Another American who thinks terrorism started in 2001.

Go read a book, kid. Start with something about the Ottomans, and their methods for gaining and keeping power.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-14-2016, 06:04 PM

Lol I never said that it all started 2001 my friend. My father was in desert storm in the 90's their was terrorism their. I know their was terrorism before 2001. During the French revolution reign of terror the jacobins were terrorist by using the guillotines to execute many people. Adolf Hitler and his Nazi party were terrorist when they killed millions of innocent jews. I know terrorism has existed for thousands of years. I might not no of all terrorism that has existed throughout history. That is because I'm a human and being human means you ndon't know everything. Alsodon't twist my words and say what you think I know. I know more then you think I do good sir.
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...I know more then you think I do good sir.
Then why did you make the laughable claim that there was no Muslim terrorism at the time in question, when the subject under discussion is the Treaty of Tripoli, which was negotiated and signed to deal with the problem of politically motivated piracy, ie. Muslim terrorism?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2016, 08:35 PM

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Well, that's half true.

You have to do that, and you have to obey all His commands, to show your love for Him.

If you sin, it means you love your sin more than you love Jesus, and He will cast you into Hell.

It's highly likely he experimented with a few trips up the Hershey Highway. Atheists will have sex with whatever moves, because they have no moral compass.

Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!


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I am an atheist and yet I have morals. I help everybody I am able to I am a vegetarian because a part of morals is that animals are fellow sentient beings that do not deserve to die for a part of meal that isn't even that healthy for me. morals aren't derived only from a religion. Also being of a sexual orientation is not a choice as a bisexual girl who plans on becoming a doctor and therefor has done the research into the theory's for how human sexuality works I would know.
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...as a bisexual girl who plans on becoming a doctor and therefor has done the research into the theory's for how human sexuality works I would know.
And as a completely anonymous unknown (who doesn't even know how to pluralize "theory") you have no credibility: so thanks for your input, it will be accorded due respect.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 06-24-2016, 09:35 PM

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My Mammy's hot biscuits! For the life of my I cannot understand why one would want to be an atheist!

I suppose I can see ( in some sick way) why someone would want to be a Joo, a blabbering Buddhist, or an idolatrous Cathylick. At least those systems allow for an explanation of a higher power, or what Man's purpose on this Earth is.

An Athesit.. that's like saying you want nothing! Atheists seem to me only a few steps away from the beasts of the field and the fish of the sea, in their approach to life.

Since man is only a creature (according to them) their only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, and fornicate the whole day long! How Awful!

An atheist is little more than a sad, lonely chicken with its head cut off, spending what little time it has on earth scampering and hopping blindly about, and causing distress and scandal for all good folk who have to view it!

I can't speak for every atheist but I don't feel life has to have a purpose or meaning just goals to accomplish. I want to be a doctor and save people. I want to travel the world and speak 20 languages. I want to listen to music and make it. I want to constantly expand my knowledge and get great tattoo's from my favorite artists. I want to learn to play 7 instruments and get even better at all the art forms I currently know. I want to make people laugh and make them happy. I don't feel sad I feel happy every time I accomplish something or help someone. How do I or atheists like me cause distress and scandal?
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How do I or atheists like me cause distress and scandal?
Goodness! You might as well ask if 6 ounces of a homeless bum's urine in a tall, cool drink of water on a hot day might cause distress to the person looking forward to a refreshing, well-earned drink! This is how sin works, dear. It taints everything you do such that Jesus Christ wants nothing more to do with you than you might want to drink up that cold water! Even if there's a lot of clean water and you don't readily see the piss in the water, if you know it's there, you're not going to drink it! No sir! You'll toss it out, gag a little, perhaps spit on, or deliver a healthy kick in the kidneys to the insolent bum who dared piss in your drink! Who could blame you? And this is exactly what Jesus will do to you, come Judgement Day! And well you will deserve it, too!



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