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Default Re: Homosexuals - 07-27-2010, 06:48 AM

This thread started out with some fool suggesting that our beloved Pastor Ezekiel is obsessed over certain matters. In truth, the Bible has much to say on such matters, and has been saying it far longer than Pastor Ezekiel has.

Putting that issue aside, this thread then veered into the highly personal matter of the good Pastor's wedding plans vis a vis our Sister Bible Thumping Blonde. The exact nature of their eventual nuptials is between them and Jesus. So everyonr else can gluteous maximus out.

Oh, and just so you know, straight people can and do wait for each other all the time. One couple I know waited 16 and a half years before they finally got around to you-know-what.

Regarding the final bizarre twist of this thread-- the good folk at LBC are polite enough to allow all sorts of nonsense about pastafarianism to be bandied about here on our forum. But for the love of Jesus, when a thread is entitled "Homosexuality" could you not leave out discussions of the Olive Garden and just stick to sodomy? Is it really so much to ask?

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Default Re: Homosexuals - 07-27-2010, 07:06 AM

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I can't imagine what is worse ... having to use the menstra shed after another woman had used it or (if their cycles lined up) having to share it with another woman at the same time!
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 07-27-2010, 02:58 PM

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My fiancée tells me that it's actually been over 7 years since I informed her that she was going to be my wife. My how time flies.
You INFORMED her? You didn't ASK her if she wanted to marry you?

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We'll get married when the time is right.
The longer the two of you wait to get married, the fewer little soldiers for Jesus you're going to be able to produce (not that I'm anxious to see the two of you reproduce). I think the problem is that the thought of making love to anyone without dangly bits squicks you out beyond belief.
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Why don't you two whoremongers get a room? This is a Christian forum, not some sleazy pickup joint. You are NOT welcome here.
Boy oh boy is your mind in the gutter!!!!! Jo Freddy and I were talking about having dinner!! We were even debating (with other members of this forum) which place to eat at! You think the Olive Garden is sleazy? All right it is not a 5 star restaurant but hey...for meeting for lunch the first time it is a safe place!

Plus this from a man who berated me for not being married!!! WOW! I find a man that likes Spaghetti too! Granted I think he takes this spaghetti thing too far but hey he is the only one on this forum that will talk to me with out throwing insults!

Boy Jo Freddy you must have hit him pretty close to the mark for him to be this upset!! I believe you are correct on your theory of him. BTB may as well give it up or she will be married to another version of Ted Haggart.
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Boy oh boy is your mind in the gutter!!!!! Jo Freddy and I were talking about having dinner!! We were even debating (with other members of this forum) which place to eat at! You think the Olive Garden is sleazy? All right it is not a 5 star restaurant but hey...for meeting for lunch the first time it is a safe place!
It is not that it is not a 5 Star restaurant, it is an abomination unto the Lord and I will not set foot inside

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Plus this from a man who berated me for not being married!!! WOW! I find a man that likes Spaghetti too! Granted I think he takes this spaghetti thing too far but hey he is the only one on this forum that will talk to me with out throwing insults!
I am a married person Morgana, My partner and I were married in a civil ceremony in Australia, I am happy to do lunch some time and discuss that nature of Our Lord, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, but if you had something else on the agenda

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I will make my position clear on sexuality, it is a personally thing, and not for others to say if it is right of wrong, just that Zekie Boy needs to be perfectly honest with BTB and not just keep putting her off, some may even come to think that he is using her as a beard.


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Why would I not tell my partner?
I do not hide anything I do from them.


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Default Re: Homosexuals - 07-28-2010, 03:26 PM

Oh that's just what we need, Punnchy and the Pasta Pirate ganging up to persecute True Christians and take away our First Amendment Rights to control the bedrooms of homosexuals.

What next? It's none of our business what your children are doing in the bathroom?



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Them?

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Them?

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How many Mrs Pasta Freddies are there?
Oh I just have the one partner Chaz and am not looking for any new ones.

Usage of the word them...
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If anyone touches that, I will hit them.
You see in the above example I am not saying I would hit multiple people just the one concerned. So in the context of my partner when I talk about them I am also not referring to multiple partners.





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It is not that it is not a 5 Star restaurant, it is an abomination unto the Lord and I will not set foot inside

I am a married person Morgana, My partner and I were married in a civil ceremony in Australia, I am happy to do lunch some time and discuss that nature of Our Lord, blessed be His Noodly Appendages, but if you had something else on the agenda

I will make my position clear on sexuality, it is a personally thing, and not for others to say if it is right of wrong, just that Zekie Boy needs to be perfectly honest with BTB and not just keep putting her off, some may even come to think that he is using her as a beard.
Well Jo I had no idea you were married! I did not mean to be rude! Your wife/partner/betterhalf what ever you young people call it these days is most certainly invited to come too! Now if you are not "down" with the Olive Garden, then there is always this very nice Chinese place that I know of. (yes I know you are in Australia, will you humor me please?) Now Chinese places don't serve Spaghetti but their lo mein noodles are to die for! I know this really great place right near me you and you spouse just might like. Just don't go to the Chinese place up at the mall....they make egg foo young......it is not "egg"..it is not "young"....it is just "foo"!
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 01-04-2011, 07:47 AM

So all this talk about homosexuality has brought my thoughts to an age old discussion. I have family members who are very into to the plays of William Shakespeare and find that not only were his works filled with sinful acts but many believe the man to be guilty of homosexuality. I am unsure of how to advise my lost family members when I find even myself conflicted.


What should I do?????
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So all this talk about homosexuality has brought my thoughts to an age old discussion. I have family members who are very into to the plays of William Shakespeare and find that not only were his works filled with sinful acts but many believe the man to be guilty of homosexuality. I am unsure of how to advise my lost family members when I find even myself conflicted.


What should I do?????
Why would you want to read that sort of filth in the first place?

There are many more edifying things to read from that era like the KJV 1611.


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Just when I thought the thread's topic couldn't get even more vile...

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Thanks for getting the thread back on track - here is a local solution:
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 01-04-2011, 05:59 PM

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Why would you want to read that sort of filth in the first place?

There are many more edifying things to read from that era like the KJV 1611.
But that does not help me on the matter of convincing my family members from reading said 'trash'
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Default Re: Homosexuals - 01-04-2011, 09:30 PM

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But that does not help me on the matter of convincing my family members from reading said 'trash'
The only people I've met who claim Shakespeare was homosexual, are other homosexuals. And they're to the point of claiming that Jesus was Gay

It's all part of the homosexual agenda. They plan to declare anyone in history of any importance as gay, that way they can claim that if you want to be important, you have to be gay yourself.


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