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Default An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 05-27-2015, 10:14 PM

WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO LEAVE, THE FOLLOWING MAY BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

I am appalled that this even exists
http://www.churchofsatan.com


Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 05-27-2015, 10:49 PM

My JesOS Internet filter seems to block that site. Does it have images of Hillary Clinton raping America?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 05-28-2015, 04:08 AM

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WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO LEAVE, THE FOLLOWING MAY BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

I am appalled that this even exists
http://www.churchofsatan.com
Why would you post a link to a demonic website on God's favorite forum?

No True Christian™ will be able to view it, thanks to our JesOS Operating System.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 05-28-2015, 11:05 AM

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No True Christian™ will be able to view it, thanks to our JesOS Operating System.
Do you know where I could download this system? It would be very useful, especially for my wife and children.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 05-30-2015, 03:52 AM

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Do you know where I could download this system? It would be very useful, especially for my wife and children.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 06-08-2015, 05:23 PM

That sounds like a truly evil site.
I do not dare to enter without protection. Does it display Gay Demons that playing with them self. I am not afraid. My ally is the Lord and there is no power in the universe that will hurt me.
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 03:36 AM

From the sound of it, I assume none of you have actually visited the site and read about the religion. The Church of Satan, or LaVeyan Satanism, is a strictly atheist philosophy. The main idea of it is that, because they do not believe in an afterlife, they spend their one life on this planet living well, making a happy and comfortable life for themselves. They use Satan as a representation of their defiant and questioning nature and lifestyle. In fact, the first 'sin' in LaVeyan Satanism is ignorance - ignoring facts that are rsoight in front of them. They do not worship Satan as a deity, nor do they believe in his existance. There is another branch of Satanism, Luciferianism, that does believe in him, but not as the evil being the bible makes him out to be. It's actually very interesting to research these religions, and I suggest that you open-minded people out there do. ^__^
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From the sound of it, I assume none of you have actually visited the site and read about the religion. The Church of Satan, or LaVeyan Satanism, is a strictly atheist philosophy. The main idea of it is that, because they do not believe in an afterlife, they spend their one life on this planet living well, making a happy and comfortable life for themselves. They use Satan as a representation of their defiant and questioning nature and lifestyle. In fact, the first 'sin' in LaVeyan Satanism is ignorance - ignoring facts that are rsoight in front of them. They do not worship Satan as a deity, nor do they believe in his existance. There is another branch of Satanism, Luciferianism, that does believe in him, but not as the evil being the bible makes him out to be. It's actually very interesting to research these religions, and I suggest that you open-minded people out there do. ^__^
How does any of that change the fact of your eternal damnation, sinner?

Why don't you go start a thread in the introduction forum, and we'll take a shot at trying to save your soul, alright?
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 03:49 AM

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How does any of that change the fact of your eternal damnation, sinner?

Why don't you go start a thread in the introduction forum, and we'll take a shot at trying to save your soul, alright?
In case you didn't know, I am not part of the Church of Satan - I simply researched it because it is very interesting to learn about others beliefs.
I never stated that I tried to "change the fact of my eternal damnation" - I simply wanted to help those who feared that the site would have offensive material ^w^
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There is another branch of Satanism, Luciferianism, that does believe in him, but not as the evil being the bible makes him out to be.
So close, my friend, but not quite. Luciferians worship Lucifer, not Satan, as their primary deity, although they may recognize Satan as part of their pantheon. Theistic Satanism worships Satan as the primary deity.

Not that it really matter, mind you, as everyone who is not a follower of the Lord of Light will see the error of their ways once the snows of Winter come.
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How does any of that change the fact of your eternal damnation, sinner?

Why don't you go start a thread in the introduction forum, and we'll take a shot at trying to save your soul, alright?
Poor Witch Hammer, you've got your hands full of uppity newcomers posting outside the Introduction Forum! Perhaps you might prefer to have your hands full of me, instead?
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 04:13 AM

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Poor Witch Hammer, you've got your hands full of uppity newcomers posting outside the Introduction Forum! Perhaps you might prefer to have your hands full of me, instead?
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So close, my friend, but not quite. Luciferians worship Lucifer, not Satan, as their primary deity, although they may recognize Satan as part of their pantheon. Theistic Satanism worships Satan as the primary deity.

Not that it really matter, mind you, as everyone who is not a follower of the Lord of Light will see the error of their ways once the snows of Winter come.
Satan and Lucifer are actually the same entity. :-\
But , anyhow, I do suggest looking into LaVeyan Satanism and Luciferianism and learning more about them - I am. Luciferians see Luciferianism/Satan as the bringer of light; the one who gave humans free will, curiosity and helped us learn of right and wrong. He also accepts humans as the imperfect beings we are and always will be.

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Satan and Lucifer are actually the same entity. :-\
But , anyhow, I do suggest looking into LaVeyan Satanism and Luciferianism and learning more about them - I am. Luciferians see Luciferianism/Satan as the bringer of light; the one who gave humans free will, curiosity and helped us learn of right and wrong. He also accepts humans as the imperfect beings we are and always will be.

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I am sorry, my dear, but Lucifer and Satan are not the same deity. Your quest to expand your knowledge is admirable and I encourage you to continue - personal growth is always a worthwhile pursuit! While you are exploring Left Hand Paths, you may want to look into Daemonolatry.
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 04:43 AM

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...Lucifer and Satan are not the same deity...
No Scripture, no proof.


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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 05:01 AM

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From the sound of it, I assume none of you have actually visited the site and read about the religion. The Church of Satan, or LaVeyan Satanism, is a strictly atheist philosophy. The main idea of it is that, because they do not believe in an afterlife, they spend their one life on this planet living well, making a happy and comfortable life for themselves. They use Satan as a representation of their defiant and questioning nature and lifestyle. In fact, the first 'sin' in LaVeyan Satanism is ignorance - ignoring facts that are rsoight in front of them. They do not worship Satan as a deity, nor do they believe in his existance. There is another branch of Satanism, Luciferianism, that does believe in him, but not as the evil being the bible makes him out to be. It's actually very interesting to research these religions, and I suggest that you open-minded people out there do. ^__^
LaVey was a filthy joo who published porn and died in the gutter penniless. We worship the Son of God, not satan.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 06:13 AM

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WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO LEAVE, THE FOLLOWING MAY BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

I am appalled that this even exists
http://www.churchofsatan.com
Did you only just discover the internet? This has been around for some time. That particular type of Satanist doesn't worship any being; they're atheists who worship themselves. I don't get it, oftentimes it's hard even to like, let alone worship, oneself.

I don't see how that's in any way shocking. It's actually christians/muslims etc who do all the killing in the name of their deity. These people are harmless.



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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 06:40 AM

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Poor Witch Hammer, you've got your hands full of uppity newcomers posting outside the Introduction Forum! Perhaps you might prefer to have your hands full of me, instead?
You wouldn't be the first slut to swoon in the presence of my True Christian™ alpha-maleness; it must be a pheromone or something...but far from being flattered by your clumsy attempts at getting into my pants, I am utterly revolted!

Seeding one's own wife is a painful and harrowing enough ordeal, why the deuce would I want to cleave into the prolapsed, diseased cleft of a complete stranger?
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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 08:49 AM

Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.

Attention whores, attention!! Obviously you don't get the right kind with your own kind so feel the need to join where there is True Salvation. Wish you'd see the irony in that. Just another step is all it takes!

Your so called master is God's biatch. he is an illusionist and has you deceived (um, hello? just like Eve). you don't hear me though.

Know this will go right through your hollow heads too: God created satan. You're on the losing side - "looking kinda dumb with [your] finger and [your] thumb in the shape of an 'L' on your forehead" but you're no all-star.

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Here's one, try learning from it...

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Default Re: An Abomination - WARNING, WOMEN AND CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VEIW - 07-11-2015, 02:05 PM

I am not here to flame you; I was here to discuss and educate. it clearly says on the thread "Noobs read this first " (or whatever it's called) that inter-faith discussion is allowed, as long as you do not try to pull someone away from their faith. ^__^

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Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.

Attention whores, attention!! Obviously you don't get the right kind with your own kind so feel the need to join where there is True Salvation. Wish you'd see the irony in that. Just another step is all it takes!

Your so called master is God's biatch. he is an illusionist and has you deceived (um, hello? just like Eve). you don't hear me though.

Know this will go right through your hollow heads too: God created satan. You're on the losing side - "looking kinda dumb with [your] finger and [your] thumb in the shape of an 'L' on your forehead" but you're no all-star.

enjoy quotes, yea?

Here's one, try learning from it...

Matthew 23:33
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Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.

Attention whore, attention!! Obviously you don't get the right kind with your own kind so feel the need to join where there is True Salvation. Wish you'd see the irony in that. Just another step is all it takes!

Your so called master is God's biatch. he is an illusionist and has you deceived (um, hello? just like Eve). you don't hear me though.

Know this will go right through your hollow head too: God created satan. You're on the losing side - "looking kinda dumb with [your] finger and [your] thumb in the shape of an 'L' on your forehead" but you're no all-star.

enjoy quotes, yea?

Here's one, try learning from it...

Matthew 23:33
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Ciara, dear, they're going to continue to harass and berate you until you make an introduction thread. (They may continue to harass and berate you even after you do so, but at least they won't be harassing you about making an introductory thread.)


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