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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 09:37 AM

You women are being incredibly selfish. We are talking about my health here. But do you care about that? No.

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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 09:49 AM

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You women are being incredibly selfish. We are talking about my health here. But do you care about that? No.

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Are WE being selfish? You gotta be kidding me.
You beat up your kids just to do some aerobic exercise? Isn't THAT selfish? Let me answer that for you: Yes, it is.


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 10:03 AM

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You women are being incredibly selfish. We are talking about my health here. But do you care about that? No.

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ohh for God sake grow up.. stop crying and be a man, a man who respect women as equel being...


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 11:09 AM

Disobedience is very serious. Whether a child disregards either the father OR the mother THAT CHILD SHOULD BE KILLED. That is God's Law, not something I just thought up. Could one of the gentlemen please indicate the age at which children should be killed for disobedience (or drunkenness or overeating)?

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

I know what Satan thinks - just look at his malicious, God denying secular laws!

Cheeky children are a different matter: of course kids will jape and titter from a very early age and naturally God undertakes to kill those Himself.

II Kings 2:21-24

I don't know what sort of "Bible" some of these posters have gotten hold of, but it clearly has nothing to do with God or His beautiful lovingkindness. Perhaps they're reading the analects of Confucius or something?
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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 12:01 PM

I always play "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" by C+C Music Factory to get a savage beating underway. War's "Low Rider" is a snappy number that keep me bouncing as the beating progresses. I like to wind down with something slow by Phil Collins or Air Supply.
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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 03:29 PM

Here is my choice.

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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 03:51 PM

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Disobedience is very serious. Whether a child disregards either the father OR the mother THAT CHILD SHOULD BE KILLED. That is God's Law, not something I just thought up. Could one of the gentlemen please indicate the age at which children should be killed for disobedience (or drunkenness or overeating)?

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

I know what Satan thinks - just look at his malicious, God denying secular laws!

Cheeky children are a different matter: of course kids will jape and titter from a very early age and naturally God undertakes to kill those Himself.

II Kings 2:21-24

I don't know what sort of "Bible" some of these posters have gotten hold of, but it clearly has nothing to do with God or His beautiful lovingkindness. Perhaps they're reading the analects of Confucius or something?
A kid should be killed because he or she won't listen to their parents. Thats just sick..


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 04:03 PM

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A kid should be killed because he or she won't listen to their parents. Thats just sick..
Yes, it is pretty disgusting that children won't respect their parents.



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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 04:18 PM

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Yes, it is pretty disgusting that children won't respect their parents.
No, it's pretty disgusting that a parent would kill their child.
The partent should be killed instead, just for having the thought!
Or the person never should have brought a child into this world! Start killing people, and you will go to hell..


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 05:18 PM

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No, it's pretty disgusting that a parent would kill their child.
The partent should be killed instead, just for having the thought!
Or the person never should have brought a child into this world! Start killing people, and you will go to hell..



18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Why do you think God would send someone to hell for following His law?


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 07:22 PM

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No, it's pretty disgusting that a parent would kill their child.
The partent should be killed instead, just for having the thought!
Or the person never should have brought a child into this world! Start killing people, and you will go to hell..
Where are you getting your information about Hell?
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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-17-2011, 10:38 PM

Brother BAB, may I suggest playing Ludwig Von's 9th? I hear there's been research done into this subject and it was found that something about that song decreases sinful behavior in the future.

I believe a potential side-effect is an inability for the person to listen to the 9th later, but who really cares about that?


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Why do you think God would send someone to hell for following His law?
Because it is a mean thing to do? Killing another person is not only WRONG it is also illegal! And stone people? .... I don't get it.... That's just too much!


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Where are you getting your information about Hell?
Logic, you know, where people use their brain?...


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-18-2011, 09:04 PM

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Because it is a mean thing to do? Killing another person is not only WRONG it is also illegal! And stone people? .... I don't get it.... That's just too much!
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Please, let's be clear here; this is God's Law as written in The Bible. The book, capture and verse is listed so you can look it up yourself. In fact we encourage it. This is what God commands us to do (if secular law didn't unfairly stop us)

Is it wrong to do what our faith dictates?



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Please, let's be clear here; this is God's Law as written in The Bible. The book, capture and verse is listed so you can look it up yourself. In fact we encourage it. This is what God commands us to do (if secular law didn't unfairly stop us)

Is it wrong to do what our faith dictates?
It's a law? What about thinking about the law of your country!


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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-19-2011, 06:47 AM

Children must be beaten! for it is our Lord's will they suffer!!
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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-20-2011, 02:34 AM

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Killing another person is not only WRONG it is also illegal! etc..
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Where are you getting your information about Hell?
Logic, you know, where people use their brain?...
• Only unlawful killing is illegal

• Could you please supply the train of thought, done using your brain, demonstrating "by Logic" the existence of Hell? I would be interested to see it.





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Default Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? - 03-20-2011, 10:01 AM

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…it was found that something about that song decreases sinful behavior in the future.

I believe a potential side-effect is an inability for the person to listen to the 9th later…
As long as they drink plenty of milk, that shouldn't be a problem.


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