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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 03-27-2014, 11:26 PM

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Comparing it (making it equivalent) with necrophilia is completely outrageous and irrelevant.
They are the same! Perversions like asexuality and necrophilia are equally spitting in the face of baby Jesus and breaking against God's commandment.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 03-27-2014, 11:30 PM

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Asexuality (just like beastiality, homosexuality, race mixing and other sexual perversions) makes me want to puke. God wants to you have children, many children, that you should train to be soldiers for Christ, and in order to do this, you have to have sex, GOD wants you to get married and SEE YOU have sex. Do you think that you are in a position to stand up to God's will? I am saddened and disgusted to see that you have chosen to be an asexual pervert and a part of the LGBTA community (Lesbian/Gay/Transgender/Asexual)

Think you can get away with being an asexual? Well maybe in this life, but certainly not in the hereafter. All perverts gets raped in hell, but i can guarantee you that Satan will rape you twice as much as the other perverts for your choice to be an asexual
Again, what is wrong with being asexual. I'm asexual and nobody I know has a problem with it, people's ignorance towards the orientation frustrates me to the point where I want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall.
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 03-27-2014, 11:45 PM

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...people's ignorance towards the orientation frustrates me to the point where I want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall.
And if teacher doesn't give you an "A"/daddy doesn't get you a pony, do you threaten to hold your breath 'til you turn blue?

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Again, what is wrong with being asexual. I'm asexual and nobody I know has a problem with it, people's ignorance towards the orientation frustrates me to the point where I want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall.
Ever heard of a married woman who enjoys it? Of course not, they're all frigid. That doesn't excuse them from their wifely, God-ordained duties. Neither does your lack of interest excuse you from executing God's commands. All you're doing is whining. Man up!


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 03-28-2014, 08:44 AM

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Well, this comment illuminates the fact that you clearly don't understand asexuality at all. Comparing it (making it equivalent) with necrophilia is completely outrageous and irrelevant. Asexuality is feeling no desire or need to engage in sexual activity, necrophilia on the other hand is the engagement of sexual activity with dead corpses; maybe buying a dictionary and looking up the difference would be a genius idea because you blatantly had no clue that they are nothing alike. Besides, what's wrong with asexuality anyway?
Asexuality contributes to the global demographic meltdown, and the Fukushima disaster is a judgment from God for their failure to procreate.
Another big earthquake in the same area means bye bye Japan.
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The reason why millions of young men are given anti depressants might be surprisingly obvious: the deprivation of their right to sex.
Living in a relationship were your girlfriend deny your right to have sex do often trigger many of the symptoms which psychiatrists wants to treat with psychotropic drugs. CCHR stands up for making sex a universal human right, akin to food and water.
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No, not really. Besides, I get A grades and do not want a pony.


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Ever heard of a married woman who enjoys it? Of course not, they're all frigid. That doesn't excuse them from their wifely, God-ordained duties. Neither does your lack of interest excuse you from executing God's commands. All you're doing is whining. Man up!
Whining? I don't whine. I'm not executing 'God's commands' I am simply saying that asexuality shouldn't be a problem at all.


Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Whining? I don't whine. I'm not executing 'God's commands' I am simply saying that asexuality shouldn't be a problem at all.
Don't be silly. We don't care what you do or don't do with your little manhood. The LORD, however, cares deeply. And because we care about you, we want you to avoid an eternity of Hell. If you love your little Johnson and want to play with it or tuck it away and forget about it forever, that's no sweat off our backs, dear. We're just extending to you the message that God Loves You, He loves you enough to have sacrificed His Own Son to die temporarilty in order to pay your debt of sin, a debt you can never pay yourself. The least you could do is thank Him, don't you think? But instead of thanking Him, you whine and fuss about who should decide how your talliwacker is happiest. Who cares? You have that with you for 60, maybe 70 years, then for all eternity you can either rue these choices you're making today, or you can join us in Heaven praising the Good Name of Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God! Is your little fella so dear to you that you'd rather spend all eternity suffering unspeakable torture just so you can decide to keep it in your pants? Surely your mother taught you to make choices better than that.



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No, not really...
Then why do you expect this threat of self-harm (when you don't get your own way) to be taken seriously here?

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Whining? I don't whine. I'm not executing 'God's commands' I am simply saying that asexuality shouldn't be a problem at all.
Isn't that exactly what I'm saying? Your asexuality shouldn't be a problem. No one even cares about your asexuality as long as you just do your job of making sure your wife keep pumping out the babies.


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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-10-2014, 12:55 AM

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IM ASEXUAL AND GET USED TO IT! BOYS SUCK! GIRLS RULE! FU-CK CHILDREN! CHILDREN ARE SCUM AND IM GONNA KILL THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok... I'm asexual too but I like kids... But ok, sure
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Asexuality is a perversion and should be illegal, it is no different than homosexuality, beastiality and necrophelia. Most of them are probably just closet fags anyway.
Actually, I know for a fact that homosexuality cannot be a choice. There are people that would prefer to be anything BUT homosexual. They hate themselves for being gay. They think they're going to hell and they try so hard to be what they are taught God wants them to be. But they can't, because they cannot force the way God created them to go away. No matter how hard they try. And with that, the same things go for asexuals like me. We cannot force ourselves to like the idea of sex any more than you can just LOVE the idea of sleeping with someone of the same gender. I pray and I know God. I've actually try to force SOME feeling of sexual attraction, and all I get is a feeling that God is telling me I am not MEANT to be heterosexual. Or homosexual. I feel no sexual attraction, however I DO feel deep, emotional romantic love toward a certain person, so I KNOW that sex isn't necessary, or required by God. He would let me feel attraction of that nature If he wanted me to, and I would follow His orders because I already do now. And I'm not ugly, by the way. That's not why I'm asexual. It's not because I can't 'get laid.' I'm too young for sex anyway, but I know other girls my age feel physical attraction, where as I don't. So I am asexual because God made me this way; it is his will, not mine. If he wanted me to lust, he would've made me that way, and I would've responded appropriately. But he created an asexual fourteen years ago, and I was born hat way, so I do not force myself to do what others would expect, but what He wants.
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Actually, I know for a fact that homosexuality cannot be a choice. There are people that would prefer to be anything BUT homosexual. They hate themselves for being gay. They think they're going to hell and they try so hard to be what they are taught God wants them to be. But they can't, because they cannot force the way God created them to go away. No matter how hard they try. And with that, the same things go for asexuals like me. We cannot force ourselves to like the idea of sex any more than you can just LOVE the idea of sleeping with someone of the same gender. I pray and I know God. I've actually try to force SOME feeling of sexual attraction, and all I get is a feeling that God is telling me I am not MEANT to be heterosexual. Or homosexual. I feel no sexual attraction, however I DO feel deep, emotional romantic love toward a certain person, so I KNOW that sex isn't necessary, or required by God. He would let me feel attraction of that nature If he wanted me to, and I would follow His orders because I already do now. And I'm not ugly, by the way. That's not why I'm asexual. It's not because I can't 'get laid.' I'm too young for sex anyway, but I know other girls my age feel physical attraction, where as I don't. So I am asexual because God made me this way; it is his will, not mine. If he wanted me to lust, he would've made me that way, and I would've responded appropriately. But he created an asexual fourteen years ago, and I was born hat way, so I do not force myself to do what others would expect, but what He wants.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-10-2014, 01:35 AM

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Actually, I know for a fact that homosexuality cannot be a choice. There are people that would prefer to be anything BUT homosexual. They hate themselves for being gay. They think they're going to hell and they try so hard to be what they are taught God wants them to be. But they can't, because they cannot force the way God created them to go away. No matter how hard they try. And with that, the same things go for asexuals like me. We cannot force ourselves to like the idea of sex any more than you can just LOVE the idea of sleeping with someone of the same gender. I pray and I know God. I've actually try to force SOME feeling of sexual attraction, and all I get is a feeling that God is telling me I am not MEANT to be heterosexual. Or homosexual. I feel no sexual attraction, however I DO feel deep, emotional romantic love toward a certain person, so I KNOW that sex isn't necessary, or required by God. He would let me feel attraction of that nature If he wanted me to, and I would follow His orders because I already do now. And I'm not ugly, by the way. That's not why I'm asexual. It's not because I can't 'get laid.' I'm too young for sex anyway, but I know other girls my age feel physical attraction, where as I don't. So I am asexual because God made me this way; it is his will, not mine. If he wanted me to lust, he would've made me that way, and I would've responded appropriately. But he created an asexual fourteen years ago, and I was born hat way, so I do not force myself to do what others would expect, but what He wants.
There are also people who feel deep inside themselves they should lay with children. There are people who hear voices in their head telling them to kill random people. The fact that you get guidance to life from what you feel instead of what God actually tells you to do in the Bible proves that the feelings you have and the voices you hear in your head are Satan trying to lure you into Hell. And he is succeeding.

If Jesus agreed with you, your feelings and ideas about God wouldn't be diametrically opposed to what He expresses in His Word.
1 John 4:1 - Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the
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James 4:7 - Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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"Asexuality" isn't even a lifestyle choice. It's just a cover story used by ugly people to explain why they don't have a date on Saturday night.
No It Has Been Scientificly Proven That Aseaxuals Just Don't Have Sex Which Means
Their Ugly Or Crazy And It Mean They Have Gay Sex Get Over It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No It Has Been Scientificly Proven That Aseaxuals Just Don't Have Sex Which Means
Their Ugly Or Crazy And It Mean They Have Gay Sex Get Over It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you here foaming at the mouth like a mongoloid? This is a Christian forum.


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Hi there

Being respectful to your community I did an Intro first in the right place and started to outline some of the missinformation about asexuals and asexuality.

Quite rightly at some stage and not wanting to turn the intro into a debate thread, I have now joined you on this thread.

Whilst some kind soul has tampered with my profile and I now have Scottish poof as a header I am indeed English , straight and Asexual.

I hope over some of the forthcoming days to offer a clearer picture of what an asexual is.

Within the Asexual community I am known as PiF or you can call me Shaun as is my name. I rarely get offended or press report buttons as I am open to a questions should you have any. Speak soon.
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Hi there

Being respectful to your community I did an Intro first in the right place and started to outline some of the missinformation about asexuals and asexuality.
Jesus please help us, the sex-obsessed "asexual" is here!

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Whilst some kind soul has tampered with my profile and I now have Scottish poof as a header I am indeed English , straight and Asexual.

I hope over some of the forthcoming days to offer a clearer picture of what an asexual is.
Before you open your mouth again, please familiarize yourself with the meaning of the word asexual (in humans):
http://www.asexuality.org/home/overview.html

It will help you to get a clearer picture of what an asexual is.
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Speak soon.
Or what? You'll expose us to more horrendous examples of how randy you are in the sack with all your wobbly-legged whores?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 05-20-2014, 12:06 PM

I like you people, you make me chuckle ...in a positive way..okay lets begin

Basil...sex obsessed? I haven't tickled a ladies pancreas in years. I did highlight that asexuality is not the omission of sex and used my own personal life to highlight that.

OOO linky to Aven...Thank you. An asexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction. I meet and have held that definition for the last 50 years.

A thing about Aven...it is the largest asexual site. As such, like religion and many main group fora, it always has the main drive, accompanied by sub groups and then sub groups of those sub groups. Man sometimes they even confuse me so I would take the definition on the front page and the forum headers as 101 and everything else is open to personal interpretation.

We have a lot of young members who are on the discovery path and as such they are exercising open communication without restricted minds...most of which as a die hard black or white, I struggle with to be honest but as with any youth (I am sure we were the same) olders always find youngers hard to understand. Some will be asexual, some will feel they are asexual at this momment and some will not be but all are welcome. We never say if they are or are not as the person will need to find their own discovery on their own journey

Mary, are you my new stalker? I'm starting to feel you are curious about me

Given you just gave me a hundred warning points for pointing out that Iceland is not Sweden to a member I feel somewhat offended by your comment of ...Or what? You'll expose us to more horrendous examples of how randy you are in the sack with all your wobbly-legged whores?

Now I will agree I am technically proficient at the ancient art of wobblylegus and not always just in the sack...but to label those who have enjoyed such expertise as whores is rude...even more so given one was my ex wife who gave birth to my child.

Were I a "true Christian" I would demand...Woman, do not speak to a man in that way and I would demand you to know thy place woman,hold your tongue and return to your menstrating hut to cleanse yourself"

but as I am not a true Christian can I just politely say...less of the whoreage please

Right...101..and Asexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction.

Beyond that everything else is just as applicable to a sexual as it is an asexual, we love, we try to do the best we can, we have jobs, go to college, have relatives, partners, have cars, bicycles, buy crappy coffee at starbucks, being straight, being gay, being bi, hanging the washing out, using the internet, some are religious and some are not, some have sex and some do not, some have relationships and some do not etc.

Beyond that I am open to questions, observations or you could just go and look at any asexual site, they will be repsectuful to respectfull people

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