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Default Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night - 04-29-2012, 06:39 PM

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I enjoyed an ice cream bar known as a "Magnum" last night. I ate the ice cream with a great deal of enthusiasm and did not leave so much as a speck left on the stick and now I fear that the pleasure that I experienced in my mouth and on my tongue is what led to my sinful dream.

Worse, I actually ate two of the ice cream bars last night.
Sister, I myself tried one of these "Magnum" bars. The double chocolate with extra chocolatey chocolateness.

Do you know these bars are 350 calories each?

No wonder you had nightmares! 700 calories right before bed!

I suggest cutting one of the bars off the stick, and sharing it with your husband in two bowls.


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Default Re: I Had a VERY Naughty Dream Last Night - 04-29-2012, 06:40 PM

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People like you makes me sick.

This is a family website and we don't need you drawing attention to a man's panhandle.

Now I need to explain to my young, clean limbed, limber young Nephew (who happened to be glancing over my shoulder as I read your rant) all about penis envy and post op transsexuals

I hope you're happy, missy.

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Funny how your always with your nephew when someone posts something dirty...
And your gonna have to tell him about the "birds and the bees" some day, just get it over with so it doesn't become awkward later.
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