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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 09:17 AM
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maybe he's gay
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You posed a question. AND a relevant one. Good job!
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Exactly. So if he does not respond to being beaten and ordered to man up and father children he should be killed. Obviously we can't do this due to wrongful secular laws. Hence why we need a more Godly form of government that actually follows God's commandments.
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One of our Brethren answered you but overestimated your Biblical education.
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What? Why?
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Thus, you did not understand his very well formulated reply.
Let us look at the Good Book to make this crystal clear!
If a person is homosexual, God demands punishment. This may seem harsh as many sodomites are nice people who do lots of charity and good science and help many people on Earth. But God does not care of their actions except of the one that condemns them:
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Now, if we were to follow God's orders, the penalty would be obvious. However, we have to follow ALL His orders and they also tell us to follow secular law!
Romans 13:1
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
God must have appointed the current legislation to test us. We pass the test. We follow secular law but by voting Republican we can hope that in the near future Biblical Law will once more be the law of the land. Then the punishments for unnatural sexual acts will be those that Jesus commands.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 09:21 AM
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
what about women? It only says man
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 09:32 AM
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Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
what about women? It only says man
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Now we're talking! You're taking the Bible in in strides.
Leviticus is not the optimal source when it comes to unnatural female fornication. However, let us look at some other magnificent verses:
Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
OK. Female lust towards women is unnatural. What would be natural?
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
OK. Female lust should be towards her husband, a man.
Matthew 19:5
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
OK. Jesus wants all sex to be marital and between men and women. All else is unnatural and extra-marital. Sex between two women is always extra-marital. It is called adultery. How should we deal with female adultery?
Leviticus 20:10
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
OK. God demands penalty. But there are also worse things in life than death. Let us see:
Proverbs 6:32
But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
OK. Female homosexuality is thus soul-destroying. Case closed.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 01:26 PM
Okay, last question? Do all of the true christians follow all that says in the bible? Like Leviticus 11:4:“Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.”, (Not eat pig)
Leviticus 19:16: “Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbor; I am the LORD.” (Not gossip)
1 Corinthians 14:34: “Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.” (Allow woman to speak in church)
Leviticus 11:7–8: “And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.” (No american fotball)
Leviticus 19:19:“You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.” (No wearing polyester, or any other fabric blends)
Leviticus 19:27: “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.” (No round haircut and no trimming beard)
Leviticus 3:17: “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.” (No cheeseburgers)
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
Okay, last question? Do all of the true christians follow all that says in the bible? Like Leviticus 11:4:“Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.”, (Not eat pig)
Leviticus 19:16: “Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbor; I am the LORD.” (Not gossip)
1 Corinthians 14:34: “Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.” (Allow woman to speak in church)
Leviticus 11:7–8: “And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.” (No american fotball)
Leviticus 19:19:“You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.” (No wearing polyester, or any other fabric blends)
Leviticus 19:27: “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.” (No round haircut and no trimming beard)
Leviticus 3:17: “It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.” (No cheeseburgers)
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Darling,
Of course women do not speak, preach or teach in our Churches! That is the case in all Christian congregations everywhere!
In addition, you seem to be taken by the Old Testament Food Regulations. If you spent as much time actually Studying the Bible as you do trying to play gotcha with us (in fact, you are actually trying to play it against Jesus, and it won't work), you'd know that God can also remove His commandments. Jesus is also God (John 10:30) and in the New Testament these restrictions are lifted:
1 Corinthians 10:25-27
Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake: For the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof. If any of them that believe not bid you to a feast, and ye be disposed to go; whatsoever is set before you, eat, asking no question for conscience sake.
Depending on the Spiritual State of human beings, the food regulations have undergone quite a few changes. Before the Fall (Genesis 3:6) the first human couple was advised to eat plant-based food items (Genesis 1:29). After the Flood (Genesis 7:23), also animal foods were introduced (Genesis 9:3). Then, after Jesus (as you can see in the 1 Corinthians), clean and unclean foods were no longer as relevant. I can also assure you that our women dress up in a chaste manner.
It is obvious that you are trying to trick Jesus into debating but I still find your questions most useful, if they result in your actually reading at least some parts of the Bible to actually see what is written down in that magnificent work. The religion in your country, Lutheranism, tries actively to dismiss many parts of the Bible and to find far-fetched explanations to the parts they find not be "nice". The Bible is much more than you seem to know. Read it and be astonished!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Exactly. So if he does not respond to being beaten and ordered to man up and father children he should be killed. Obviously we can't do this due to wrongful secular laws. Hence why we need a more Godly form of government that actually follows God's commandments.
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Darling,
Of course women do not speak, preach or teach in our Churches! That is the case in all Christian congregations everywhere!
In addition, you seem to be taken by the Old Testament Food Regulations. If you spent as much time actually Studying the Bible as you do trying to play gotcha with us (in fact, you are actually trying to play it against Jesus, and it won't work), you'd know that God can also remove His commandments. Jesus is also God (John 10:30) and in the New Testament these restrictions are lifted:
1 Corinthians 10:25-27
Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, that eat, asking no question for conscience sake: For the earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof. If any of them that believe not bid you to a feast, and ye be disposed to go; whatsoever is set before you, eat, asking no question for conscience sake.
Depending on the Spiritual State of human beings, the food regulations have undergone quite a few changes. Before the Fall (Genesis 3:6) the first human couple was advised to eat plant-based food items (Genesis 1:29). After the Flood (Genesis 7:23), also animal foods were introduced (Genesis 9:3). Then, after Jesus (as you can see in the 1 Corinthians), clean and unclean foods were no longer as relevant. I can also assure you that our women dress up in a chaste manner.
It is obvious that you are trying to trick Jesus into debating but I still find your questions most useful, if they result in your actually reading at least some parts of the Bible to actually see what is written down in that magnificent work. The religion in your country, Lutheranism, tries actively to dismiss many parts of the Bible and to find far-fetched explanations to the parts they find not be "nice". The Bible is much more than you seem to know. Read it and be astonished!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Sorry to tell you but i didn't read anything in the bible, i just copyed from list25.com. I'm not trying to trick you in to debating but you just comfirmed for me that you people just picks the most hateful thing in the bible and follows whatever you want.
Ps. All my pastors are women and one of them is a lesbian
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
Sorry to tell you but i didn't read anything in the bible, i just copyed from list25.com. I'm not trying to trick you in to debating but you just comfirmed for me that you people just picks the most hateful thing in the bible and follows whatever you want.
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So now you are openly admitting you plagiarize. You even seem proud that you can´t add to the discussion yourself. After admitting you know nothing about the Bible you confirm for yourself that the True Christians™ here cherry pick said document.
Sad.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Retarded Swedish Chef bork bork bork
Sorry to tell you but i didn't read anything in the bible, i just copyed from list25.com. I'm not trying to trick you in to debating but you just comfirmed for me that you people just picks the most hateful thing in the bible and follows whatever you want.
Ps. All my pastors are women and one of them is a lesbian
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Of course we know that many of the "priests" in the Swedish religion are women! But what makes you think that the religion in your country has something to do with Christianity? It is the Lutheran Religion, not Christianity. Why would you think we try to Save your people? It's because your local "priests" are no longer capable of taking the Message of Christ in its Totality.
Jesus is what He is. If you feel that some parts of the Bible are "hateful" and should be dismissed, why would the "nice" parts be any more reliable?
As we can see here, your "Church" has dismissed Jesus. They claim that God/Jesus/Holy Spirit and Allah are the same and that instead of Jesus, e.g., Muslims just "have another way of seeing God", just "another pair of glasses"...
It is not so:
Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
Your being obnoxious and copying lists of "difficulties" with the Bible is totally OK. We understand your position. We know that you're resisting the Love of Jesus. We've seen it and many of us have been there. Now we no longer question. We don't need questions or opinions, we have Jesus and very soon He'll accept us into Heaven with Him (1 Thessalonians 4:17)! Our love towards the common revolting sinner, such as you, is so great that we shall not cease to Help you Accept Jesus and Enter His Realm with us!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Of course we know that many of the "priests" in the Swedish religion are women! But what makes you think that the religion in your country has something to do with Christianity? It is the Lutheran Religion, not Christianity. Why would you think we try to Save your people? It's because your local "priests" are no longer capable of taking the Message of Christ in its Totality.
Jesus is what He is. If you feel that some parts of the Bible are "hateful" and should be dismissed, why would the "nice" parts be any more reliable?
As we can see here, your "Church" has dismissed Jesus. They claim that God/Jesus/Holy Spirit and Allah are the same and that instead of Jesus, e.g., Muslims just "have another way of seeing God", just "another pair of glasses"...
It is not so:
Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
Your being obnoxious and copying lists of "difficulties" with the Bible is totally OK. We understand your position. We know that you're resisting the Love of Jesus. We've seen it and many of us have been there. Now we no longer question. We don't need questions or opinions, we have Jesus and very soon He'll accept us into Heaven with Him (1 Thessalonians 4:17)! Our love towards the common revolting sinner, such as you, is so great that we shall not cease to Help you Accept Jesus and Enter His Realm with us!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Well, let's just say you know nothing, jon snow. Well nothing about sweden anyway. And I do agree with the bible part. No country needs any sort of book that was written about 1800 years ago too rule it. Its a bit weird to do so. And did you know that less and less people believe in gods these days? Isn't it just fab?
For more info about the swedish church here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Sweden
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05-20-2016, 06:14 PM
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So now you are openly admitting you plagiarize. You even seem proud that you can´t add to the discussion yourself. After admitting you know nothing about the Bible you confirm for yourself that the True Christians™ here cherry pick said document.
Sad.
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I would never in my life freely sit and stare at a bible just to find something I can just google. And I am proud of that bc that means I save time which I can use for homework and Panda God among things. And just because I'm not reading the bible in my own free time does not mean I have read anything in it. I even have a bible. I never use it and I'm sure someone wrote that I'm the devil in it but who cares because I will never use it. And I just do what you guys do but faster. Pick what I want to use.
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 06:40 PM
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I would never in my life freely sit and stare at a bible just to find something I can just google...
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The problem is, when you just Google something (instead of going to the source), you don't find out what the Bible says. You find what someone wants you to think the Bible says.
Your shock at the True Christians™ beliefs and attitudes is proof that these are almost never the same thing.
Cure your ignorance.
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 06:50 PM
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The problem is, when you just Google something (instead of going to the source), you don't find out what the Bible says. You find what someone wants you to think the Bible says.
Your shock at the True Christians™ beliefs and attitudes is proof that these are almost never the same thing.
Cure your ignorance.
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Your blinking gif won't make me walk acorss my room to get it. I'm too lazy. Not everything is a conspiracy theory and while some internet sources are wrong its impossible that every single one of them are false. Unless you're in north Korea. And for the record I'm not shocked. You know why? Internet! Because where are we now? Internet! Where is the all mighty google? Internet!
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 06:58 PM
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...I'm too lazy...
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Too lazy to cure your own ignorance, when all of the source material for anything you'd want to learn about is available at your fingertips. You're using the internet to keep yourself stupid.
So give a good reason why the True Christians™ shouldn't ban you right now, as (imo) they are clearly wasting their efforts.
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05-20-2016, 07:19 PM
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Too lazy to cure your own ignorance, when all of the source material for anything you'd want to learn about is available at your fingertips. You're using the internet to keep yourself stupid.
So give a good reason why the True Christians™ shouldn't ban you right now, as (imo) they are clearly wasting their efforts.
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K, I will get my bible and write the first thing I see. Ephesians 2:4-5 But God, being rich in mercy, because of the great love with which he loved us, evenwhen we were dead in our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ- by grace you have been saved-
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I have no idea why they havn't banned me yet. Do ask.
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05-20-2016, 07:41 PM
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K, I will get my bible and write the first thing I see. Ephesians 2:4-5 But God, being rich in mercy, because of the great love with which he loved us, even when we were dead in our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ- by grace you have been saved-
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Now, which part of that quote describes you? And which part describes the True Christians™? And which part describes God's standards for choosing who gets to live forever in Heaven with Him?
Isn't it amazing how such a little piece of the Bible tells us so much? Just imagine what you could learn by reading the rest of it. At the least, you could tell when people are just outright lying (see many of the Pope's recent comments about, well, anything. He has less claim to be a Christian than I do ).
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 08:30 PM
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I even have a bible. I never use it and I'm sure someone wrote that I'm the devil in it but who cares because I will never use it.
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Thank you for illustrating the thinking process of the typical atheist. He knows there is information available, but is too lazy to seek it. Instead, he will entertain himself (usually through video games and masturbation) until someone comes along and tells him what to do. If this someone seems nice enough, he'll comply. It's easier that way. Easier than thinking. Easier than considering what values are important. Coincidentally, this is the perfect dupe for Satan's New World Order.
Atheism impacts your own country in ways you probably don't care about. Spanking, for example, is illegal both for teachers to administer, and parents. This creates a problem as spanking is a proven effective way to cure early Homosexuality, as you can literally Spank The Gay Away. As Brother Bjorn shares, Sweden's politicians are busy reminding their fellow Swedes that homosexuality is a choice and inspires terrorism against Christians. With you atheists asleep at the switch, you invite untold number of demons to infiltrate your communities, creating all kinds of curses and things you might call "bad luck."
Sweden is so liberal that it is obsessed with modernity. While some may argue that Swedes have been conditioned to be strongly progressive, it's more likely this is the work of Satan's demons. Invited into the minds of individuals who are happy to ignore the only way to fight the demonic attack, these angels of darkness continue wreak havoc on society, and the world in general.
There is good news for Swedes, though! Stockholm News reports "strong forces inside the Christian Democratic Youth are active to promote a more conservative agenda, also in issues like national souverenity [sic] versus EU-federalism, harder punishment against criminals and protection for the traditional family and family values. Ideologically this is a clearer stance and it also partly relates to the more general surge for the conservative debate in Sweden." Intolerance against non-Christians, especially the scary, brown kind of non-Christians, and against terrorist gays is a great start to renew your nation, and bring it to Christ!
Of course you, as a young Swede and atheist, will simply sit back in the comfort of your own home, alternate between playing video games and masturbating, and simply do as you're told. This is a fine thing for an atheist to do, and so I commend you for not familiarizing yourself with the Christians who seek to revitalize your culture. However, if you wish to avoid eternal Hell, and if you wish to join the Right Side of mankind, then you might consider reading the Holy Bible so you can know yourself what is in store for your soul, and your country!
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Now, which part of that quote describes you? And which part describes the True Christians™? And which part describes God's standards for choosing who gets to live forever in Heaven with Him?
Isn't it amazing how such a little piece of the Bible tells us so much? Just imagine what you could learn by reading the rest of it. At the least, you could tell when people are just outright lying (see many of the Pope's recent comments about, well, anything. He has less claim to be a Christian than I do ).
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That text tells me nothing. I'm more clueless the Jon Snow and he know nothing. I don't follow the bible or any other text but if i had to I now what I would follow. My favorite bands text ex:
"The crown
so close I can taste it
I see what's mine and take it" Emperor's new clothes by Panic at the disco
"I am the dirt you created
I am your sinner
I am your whore
But let me tell you something baby
You love me for everything you hate me for" Whore by In this moment
"Take,
Pride,
In what is sure,
To,
Die." Truce by Twenty One Pilots
"I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am" Don't treaten me with a good time by Panic at the Disco
"Oh don't you wonder when the light begins to fade?
And the clock just makes the colors turn to grey
Forever young or growing older just the same" Golden Days by Panic at the disco
These are just a few thing I would follow if I had to. For me the bible is what these songs are to you. I believe in this, you believe in that. People will never believe in the same thing. Every mind is diffrent. And don't insult the Pope, please, I very much like him.
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 09:15 PM
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Thank you for illustrating the thinking process of the typical atheist. He knows there is information available, but is too lazy to seek it. Instead, he will entertain himself (usually through video games and masturbation) until someone comes along and tells him what to do. If this someone seems nice enough, he'll comply. It's easier that way. Easier than thinking. Easier than considering what values are important. Coincidentally, this is the perfect dupe for Satan's New World Order.
Atheism impacts your own country in ways you probably don't care about. Spanking, for example, is illegal both for teachers to administer, and parents. This creates a problem as spanking is a proven effective way to cure early Homosexuality, as you can literally Spank The Gay Away. As Brother Bjorn shares, Sweden's politicians are busy reminding their fellow Swedes that homosexuality is a choice and inspires terrorism against Christians. With you atheists asleep at the switch, you invite untold number of demons to infiltrate your communities, creating all kinds of curses and things you might call "bad luck."
Sweden is so liberal that it is obsessed with modernity. While some may argue that Swedes have been conditioned to be strongly progressive, it's more likely this is the work of Satan's demons. Invited into the minds of individuals who are happy to ignore the only way to fight the demonic attack, these angels of darkness continue wreak havoc on society, and the world in general.
There is good news for Swedes, though! Stockholm News reports "strong forces inside the Christian Democratic Youth are active to promote a more conservative agenda, also in issues like national souverenity [sic] versus EU-federalism, harder punishment against criminals and protection for the traditional family and family values. Ideologically this is a clearer stance and it also partly relates to the more general surge for the conservative debate in Sweden." Intolerance against non-Christians, especially the scary, brown kind of non-Christians, and against terrorist gays is a great start to renew your nation, and bring it to Christ!
Of course you, as a young Swede and atheist, will simply sit back in the comfort of your own home, alternate between playing video games and masturbating, and simply do as you're told. This is a fine thing for an atheist to do, and so I commend you for not familiarizing yourself with the Christians who seek to revitalize your culture. However, if you wish to avoid eternal Hell, and if you wish to join the Right Side of mankind, then you might consider reading the Holy Bible so you can know yourself what is in store for your soul, and your country!
Glory!
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1. Masturbation and Video games are hella fun. But you missed reading, thinking (With logic), being alive, being in love and getting the friend they wants. I do all of these things and people have tried to tell me what to do. And you know what I do? I question and I think about the suggestion before I give the answer. If its a good suggestion I will listen because its what best, not because some old book told me to.
2. An atheist thinks more then a religious one. We have to figure out for ourselfs what is real. You are given a book with a lot of text in it and someone telling you "Follow this". Do you even question anything?
3. How the f*ck (Pardon my writing) thinks its a good a idea to hurt a child who probably doesn't even compleatly understand what they are doing? " Spanking is harmful for even more reasons, the review indicates:
Spanking destroys mentalhealth.
Spanking increases delinquency and criminal behavior.
Spanking makes it more likely the child will be physically abused." (Taken from the website https://www.psychologytoday.com )
I find it hard to justify spanking at any time. Here's why:- It teaches your child that violence is an acceptable way to express anger and deal with conflict. This contradicts the rest of how you are trying to raise your child.
- It is painful. Deliberately instilling pain on your child is cruel (even if you believe it's “for their own good”). The slogan, “No pain, no gain” does not apply to child rearing.
- It's harmful emotionally for you. Have you ever felt wonderful after hitting a child? Spanking often leads to remorse, guilt, and doubts about the quality of your own parenting skills. Avoid the agony-resist the urge to smack. It's a very unpleasant sensation to feel like a bully.
- It's harmful emotionally for the child. Spanking is traumatic, makes a child feel as though there's something wrong with her (instead of something wrong with her behavior), creates resentment, and can lead to body image and self image problems.
- Spanking tells a child she is powerless. A powerless person will act out, leading to more problems.
- Spanking is disrespectful to the child, and it doesn't help teach respectful values or standards.
- It breaks trust and invades a child's sense of security.
- It halts effective communication.
- Where do you go from there? Once you resort to physical discipline, the only steps “up” are more, or stronger physical discipline. Don't start down that path.
- It doesn't work! In the very, very short term, you may stop the misbehavior. The backlash is not worth the very, very short term. ( Taken from http://life.familyeducation.com/ )
For more information google!
4. Being gay is not a choice. You can't stop being gay. However there are not just gays and straight people. There are ace (No sex but still wants a normal relationship), phan (Don't care about gender, care about the person), bi (Both men and women) and many, many more. The abused person is either lying or some other sexallity.
5. I have never heard about the gay terrorist. Do tell me more.
6. There is no such thing as bad luck, only crapy things that happen.
7. I haven't got a clue what to write to the one with demons but did you know there is a great song called "Angels of Darkness"
8. About the christ democrats, they are never going to win, sorry. SD has a bigger chance and the M's won't let that happen.
9. Still never heard of gay terrorists.
10. Just read the last one and you were right about the masturbation and video games part. I only do what I'm told when its my mom or when I approve of the suggestion. (Didn't read the compleate post, took it bit by bit. Its late and I'm tired, sue me)
11. Won't it be cold in heaven? It's like thousend of meters up in the air. I like it warm and hell does sound nice and warm.
12. What the hell does god and the bible has to do with my country. Are you confusing nationalism with religion? They are two diffrent things...
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 09:44 PM
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Plagiarizing again? By now you should know better.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: My youngest son is 17 and doesn't have a wife yet! What can I do? -
05-20-2016, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Plagiarizing again? By now you should know better.
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Are you blind or something? Its quite obvious. To copy or not to copy, what a stupid question. Writing takes time, dear, so why waste it?
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