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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
After a special meeting of the Ladies of Landover, it has now been determined to ban the following foods from True Christian™ households. Bear in mind this is as well as all Biblical prohibitions, so don't start boiling those lobsters yet!
To avoid encouraging sodomy
Papist wafers
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That's no wafer, but the body of Christ.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
We're AMERICANS, so no fancy foreign stuff!
Tacos
Burritos
Kiwi fruits
Brussels sprouts
Guacamole
Red peppers
French fries (Freedom fries are acceptable and welcome!)
Pizza (especially if it has pepperonis (see above))
Lucky Charms cereal
Snails
Frog legs
Rice
Sushi
Burger King French Toast Sticks or any French Toast
Keilbasa (Polacks are also papists!)
Choriszzo (I don't even know what this is, but according to Sister BTB it belongs on the list twice!)
Haggis
Curry
Couscous
abuelita-granulado
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Why is Kebab not on the list, considering that his secret ingredient is rat feces?
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
Because nobody likes them anyway
Squid
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Very wrong, everyone love this: