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Default Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:17 PM

I am looking to find Jesus, I dialed 0800-find-god but he did not answer.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:18 PM

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I am looking to find Jesus, I dialed 0800-find-god but he did not answer.

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Oh dear Oh dear.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:20 PM

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Oh dear Oh dear.
It was meant as a bit of tongue in cheek so I apologize if it did not come across as that.

I'm looking for jesus/god - can you point me in the right direction please?
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:22 PM

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It was meant as a bit of tongue in cheek so I apologize if it did not come across as that.

I'm looking for jesus/god - can you point me in the right direction please?

First stop get yourself a Bible KJV. Then read it through completely.

And also I apologise for being sharp with you.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:23 PM

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First stop get yourself a Bible KJV. Then read it through completely.
I did read a Bible a long time ago, I found it an interesting read, although somewhat conflicting ideas, however I have still not found god.

Was there some kind of "undertone" in there that I have missed? Would you recommend that I read it again? It was only a pocket Bible I read so it might have been a "cut down" version of it.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:25 PM

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I did read a Bible a long time ago, I found it an interesting read, although somewhat conflicting ideas, however I have still not found god.

Was there some kind of "undertone" in there that I have missed? Would you recommend that I read it again? It was only a pocket Bible I read so it might have been a "cut down" version of it.

There is only one version Yeti Thor. The King James version, please get yourself a copy, read it again. Also one of the wonderful Pastors here will help you. All you need to do is ask.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:27 PM

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There is only one version Yeti Thor. The King James version, please get yourself a copy, read it again. Also one of the wonderful Pastors here will help you. All you need to do is ask.
Thank you again for all your help, can I pick up a copy on ebay or trade in my mini version for the full version?

Pastors - who are these people you speak of? Are they like god only on a virtual level?
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:30 PM

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Thank you again for all your help, can I pick up a copy on ebay or trade in my mini version for the full version?

Pastors - who are these people you speak of? Are they like god only on a virtual level?

Go to your local Baptist church and ask for a copy.
Then Repent to God. Ask his forgiveness and pray hard.
No the Pastors are not God, but they are as near as possible to be to God. They are wonderful men who persevere to save as many as they can.So like I said Pastor Zeke is especially helpful, and Rev. Jim will be extremely patient and helpful with you, believe me.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:37 PM

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I am looking to find Jesus, I dialed 0800-find-god but he did not answer.

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Would you mind if I made a suggestion ?.
This intro will not be treated in a good way. God is not to made a mockery of.
How about writing a new intro, telling us about yourself. And politeness and Good Manners are really praised here . So see how it goes.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 02:51 PM

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Go to your local Baptist church and ask for a copy.
Then Repent to God. Ask his forgiveness and pray hard.
No the Pastors are not God, but they are as near as possible to be to God. They are wonderful men who persevere to save as many as they can.So like I said Pastor Zeke is especially helpful, and Rev. Jim will be extremely patient and helpful with you, believe me.
Great idea, get ahold of rev. Jim, he is the one that collects the money, perhaps with a small donation you may be able to get a bible from him?
That is a great idea.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 03:08 PM

What is yetithor? Is that your mom and dad?


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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 03:45 PM

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Great idea, get ahold of rev. Jim, he is the one that collects the money, perhaps with a small donation you may be able to get a bible from him?
That is a great idea.

Oh pleeeeeeeeeease.!!
You can get a Bible from the Baptist Church. FREE OF CHARGE...

Fool before you go into overdrive and give yourself a nosebleed, get your facts straight first.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 03:49 PM

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Very sorry, I could not edit my spelling mistake. Please forgive me Nob King
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 04:03 PM

You are very funny. Will you be here all week?


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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 04:05 PM

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You are very funny. Will you be here all week?
I hope so, I feel I have gotten off on the wrong foot with certain members, I might re create a new account and try and not give off vibes that I am trolling or anything like that.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 04:07 PM

If you can't get my name right, please refer to me as Mr. King.


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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 04:07 PM

Hello Friend,

Please tell us a little more about yourself. No need to be bashful. This is Gods Favorite Forum.

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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 04:13 PM

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Please tell us a little more about yourself. No need to be bashful. This is Gods Favorite Forum.

God Bless,

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Sorry if I came across as bashful!

Well I am looking to find god, not much to tell. I do not have a job as I got made redundant, my ex girlfriend is now a lesbian and it looks like I am going to loose my house, so at my time in need I am reaching out to people who have found god.
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Default Re: Hello - 08-13-2009, 05:14 PM

Why are you using a heathen god in your forum name? You'll not find the One True God starting off like that!


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