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Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:17 PM
I am looking to find Jesus, I dialed 0800-find-god but he did not answer.
Please help
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by YetiThor
I am looking to find Jesus, I dialed 0800-find-god but he did not answer.
Please help
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Oh dear Oh dear.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by angels
Oh dear Oh dear.
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It was meant as a bit of tongue in cheek so I apologize if it did not come across as that.
I'm looking for jesus/god - can you point me in the right direction please?
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by YetiThor
It was meant as a bit of tongue in cheek so I apologize if it did not come across as that.
I'm looking for jesus/god - can you point me in the right direction please?
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First stop get yourself a Bible KJV. Then read it through completely.
And also I apologise for being sharp with you.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by angels
First stop get yourself a Bible KJV. Then read it through completely.
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I did read a Bible a long time ago, I found it an interesting read, although somewhat conflicting ideas, however I have still not found god.
Was there some kind of "undertone" in there that I have missed? Would you recommend that I read it again? It was only a pocket Bible I read so it might have been a "cut down" version of it.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by YetiThor
I did read a Bible a long time ago, I found it an interesting read, although somewhat conflicting ideas, however I have still not found god.
Was there some kind of "undertone" in there that I have missed? Would you recommend that I read it again? It was only a pocket Bible I read so it might have been a "cut down" version of it.
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There is only one version Yeti Thor. The King James version, please get yourself a copy, read it again. Also one of the wonderful Pastors here will help you. All you need to do is ask.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by angels
There is only one version Yeti Thor. The King James version, please get yourself a copy, read it again. Also one of the wonderful Pastors here will help you. All you need to do is ask.
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Thank you again for all your help, can I pick up a copy on ebay or trade in my mini version for the full version?
Pastors - who are these people you speak of? Are they like god only on a virtual level?
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:30 PM
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Thank you again for all your help, can I pick up a copy on ebay or trade in my mini version for the full version?
Pastors - who are these people you speak of? Are they like god only on a virtual level?
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Go to your local Baptist church and ask for a copy.
Then Repent to God. Ask his forgiveness and pray hard.
No the Pastors are not God, but they are as near as possible to be to God. They are wonderful men who persevere to save as many as they can.So like I said Pastor Zeke is especially helpful, and Rev. Jim will be extremely patient and helpful with you, believe me.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by YetiThor
I am looking to find Jesus, I dialed 0800-find-god but he did not answer.
Please help
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Would you mind if I made a suggestion ?.
This intro will not be treated in a good way. God is not to made a mockery of.
How about writing a new intro, telling us about yourself. And politeness and Good Manners are really praised here . So see how it goes.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by angels
Go to your local Baptist church and ask for a copy.
Then Repent to God. Ask his forgiveness and pray hard.
No the Pastors are not God, but they are as near as possible to be to God. They are wonderful men who persevere to save as many as they can.So like I said Pastor Zeke is especially helpful, and Rev. Jim will be extremely patient and helpful with you, believe me.
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Great idea, get ahold of rev. Jim, he is the one that collects the money, perhaps with a small donation you may be able to get a bible from him?
That is a great idea.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 03:08 PM
What is yetithor? Is that your mom and dad?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by hackskum
Great idea, get ahold of rev. Jim, he is the one that collects the money, perhaps with a small donation you may be able to get a bible from him?
That is a great idea.
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Oh pleeeeeeeeeease.!!
You can get a Bible from the Baptist Church. FREE OF CHARGE...
Fool before you go into overdrive and give yourself a nosebleed, get your facts straight first.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
What is yetithor? Is that your mom and dad?
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I am a Orphan dead Nob King.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 03:49 PM
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I am a Orphan dear Nob King.
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Very sorry, I could not edit my spelling mistake. Please forgive me Nob King
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 04:03 PM
You are very funny. Will you be here all week?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 04:05 PM
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You are very funny. Will you be here all week?
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I hope so, I feel I have gotten off on the wrong foot with certain members, I might re create a new account and try and not give off vibes that I am trolling or anything like that.
Sorry Nob King, I did not wish you death.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 04:07 PM
If you can't get my name right, please refer to me as Mr. King.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 04:07 PM
Hello Friend,
Please tell us a little more about yourself. No need to be bashful. This is Gods Favorite Forum.
God Bless,
Johnny
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
If you can't get my name right, please refer to me as Mr. King.
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Can I ask I be informal and just call you King?
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Originally Posted by Johnnyboy
Hello Friend,
Please tell us a little more about yourself. No need to be bashful. This is Gods Favorite Forum.
God Bless,
Johnny
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Sorry if I came across as bashful!
Well I am looking to find god, not much to tell. I do not have a job as I got made redundant, my ex girlfriend is now a lesbian and it looks like I am going to loose my house, so at my time in need I am reaching out to people who have found god.
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Re: Hello -
08-13-2009, 05:14 PM
Why are you using a heathen god in your forum name? You'll not find the One True God starting off like that!
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Proverbs 27:17
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
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