[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by TommyBGoode

well done pastor ezekiel, you have taken a book that preaches love and turned it into one that preaches hate. God does not hate sinners, for we are all sinners. And jesus will not laugh when the unsaved are cast into hell, he will cry.
How dare you call yourself ezekiel and how dare you put yourself in the lord's place.

First off: when you come to this Godly Forum you are to sumbit to the Annointed, Holy, and God Appointed Authority® that guard over and lead the congregation of God's Favorite Church. Your blatantant refusal to do this has earned you a seat to experience the Wrath of God.

Romans
13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by TommyBGoode

You are mental.
May god have mercy on your soul.... oh wait, when you die, you are just worm food. Even if souls do exist I doubt you have one!

Well now, aren't you just special – just in time for the festive Christmas season where we celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus, Savior and dispenser of infinite mercy to all mankind.

I see you have a shiny new infraction to grace your stellar reputation here on God's favorite forum. Maybe that will chase the demon orgy from your rectum.

[UnSafe&UnSound]

Sorry but what about the big bang.

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by Safe&Sound

Sorry but what about the big bang.

Didn't happen.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.



No big bang there is there?


YIC


Jack

[stookin]

are unicorns real?

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by stookin

are unicorns real?

Obviously!

Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Psalm 29:6He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

[stookin]

thank you for clearing that up

[toadtanker]

I may not believe god is real but if god is real he sure created a wonderful world.
What a great photo ! May the world live in harmony and peace and if he exists god bless our earth !

[Deathwish666]

The bible is a book, that man wrote. How do I know? Cause god probably doesn't own a typewriter, or now a days, a computer. How do I know? Cause god isn't real. Anybody could write a damn book and say it's truth, that doesn't mean it is. The first line in the Bible doesn't mean shit to me, because, regardless if what anybody says, you CANNOT prove to me that the bible is true. It's just a damn fairy tale. I'd rather pray to Dr. Suess.

I stumbled on this site when I was looking up why Christians are so ignorant. And I must say, this site makes me sick to my stomach. Everybody here is on thier high horse because they think they are more righteuos than the rest. It says in the bible not to judge but damn do I see a bunch of judgemental folks on here. And the things I've seen are sickening. The intolerance of homosexuals is not right. And then I see this thread about some guy smacking his wife for not believing, and he gets praised?!?! Everybody was like good job, way to go! piffle that! There's no excuse for that violence. Well... maybe there is, but god is not it. This is the most intolerant site I've ever seen. Full of small-minded christians that think they are serving god but really they're a drone to society. I'm not an athiest, but I don't believe in god. I don't label myself. But I really really really hope some of you will open your eyes from your ways, learn to be more loving and accepting of others. Stop passing judgments, and let people be who they are. The things I've seen on this site are awful, and if there really is a god up there, and a heaven and hell. I'd say most on here deserve to go to hell. Lucky for you there isn't any, so you'll just rot in the group.

In closing, I'll just say I feel very very sorry for all of you, and I hope whatever personal problem drove you to such ignorance can be resolved, and you can continue to live your life the way YOU wish to, not what some dumb, intolerant, racist book tells you. I'm my own god. piffle the bible.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

The bible is a book, that man wrote. How do I know? Cause god probably doesn't own a typewriter, or now a days, a computer. How do I know? Cause god isn't real. Anybody could write a damn book and say it's truth, that doesn't mean it is. The first line in the Bible doesn't mean shit to me, because, regardless if what anybody says, you CANNOT prove to me that the bible is true. It's just a damn fairy tale. I'd rather pray to Dr. Suess.

You think the Bible is a fairy tale. You hate God, Jesus and everything Christian. We get it.

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

It says in the bible not to judge but damn do I see a bunch of judgemental folks on here.

Oh, now all of the sudden you become a biblical scholar telling us what the Bible says, though you don't believe in such tripe.

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

And the things I've seen are sickening. The intolerance of homosexuals is not right.

Why don't you tell us where the Bible says to tolerate homosexuals or any other sinners for that matter, since you are keen to tell us what's in it?

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

I'm not an athiest, I'm my own god.

Indeed you are.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

The bible is a book, that man wrote. How do I know? Cause god probably doesn't own a typewriter, or now a days, a computer. How do I know? Cause god isn't real. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

God so loved you that rather than just burn you because you are such an undeserving sinner from birth with no redeeming qualities whatsoever He made a virgin pregnant with his only son who taught you for a second time how to behave then had Him killed temporarily to provide you with Salvation®.

It's your choice, I guess, but we aren't here as a shining example of how to follow God's word to the letter for the good of our health. It's not too late to let Jesus enter you.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

...I'm not an athiest, but I don't believe in god. I don't label myself...

No, you're not an atheist. Otherwise, you'd be expected to know HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ATHEIST.

...But I really really really hope some of you will open your eyes from your ways, learn to be more loving and accepting of others. Stop passing judgments, and let people be who they are....

Another one who wants them to ignore the Bible. What a surprise.

...The things I've seen on this site are awful, and if there really is a god up there, and a heaven and hell. I'd say most on here deserve to go to hell...

I know why you think that. It's because you've never read the Bible. Yet somehow you feel justified coming here and telling these people that they're wrong.

...Lucky for you there isn't any,...

Prove it, or STFU.

...In closing, I'll just say I feel very very sorry for all of you,...

Liar.

... I'm my own god. piffle the bible.

And there it is. You're too stupid to be an atheist.

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by Deathwish666

The intolerance of homosexuals is not right.

So, you also think necrophiliac bestiality-crazed gay pedophiles should be forgiven and not be judged by anyone right?

Sooooo.... anything to tell us? Did you just enjoy an evening of digging up a dead puppy and then defiling its corpse with your moist strap-on tallywacker?
Does the body being stiff add an extra sensation to you? To know that something that was once alive and well, now belongs to you? You can act unspeakable acts of depravity upon its corpse, and no-one will ever judge you. Do you get off of that?

And if not, do you think people who do that are sick?
If you do, what is exactly the difference with being gay?
Don't give me that "it's all consensual" bullshit. The puppy ain't feeling a thing after it's dead according to you atheist scum, so what does he care if he's used as an object? And if you wear a Satan's rubber it's safe, right?

[Owain Hughes]

i then considered attentively what i was; and i was that while i could feign that i had no body, that there was no world, and that no place existed for me to be in, i could not fiegn that i was not; on the contrary, from the mere fact that i thought of doubting about other truths it evidentally and certainly followed that i existed. on the other hand, if i had mearly ceased to be conscious, even if everything else that i had ever imagined had been true, i had no reason to belive that i should still have existed. From this i recognized that i was a substance whose whole essence or nature is to be conscious and whose being requires no place and depends on no material thing. Thus this self, that is to say the soul, by which i am what i am, is entirely distinct from the body, and is even more easily known; and even if the body were not there at all, the soul would be just what it is. After this i considered in general what is requisite to the truth and certainty of a proposition; for since i had just found one that i knew to have this nature, i thought i must also know what this certainty consists in. Observing that there is nothing at all in the statement 'i am thinking, therefore i exist' which assures me i speak the truth, except that i see very clearly that in order to think i must exist, i judged that i could take it as a general rule that whatever we conceive very clearly and very distinctly is true; only there is some difficulty in discerning what conceptions really are distinct. Next, i reflected on the fact that i was doubting, and that consequently my being was not wholly perfect (for i saw clearly that knowledge was a greater perfection than doubt). I decided to enquire whence i learnt to think of something more perfect than myself, and i recognized it as evident that this idea must come from some nature that was really more perfect. As regard my ideas of many other external things-the sky, the earth, light, heat, and innumerable other subjects- i was not so much concerned to know there source; for i discovered nothing in them that appeared to make them higher than myself. if they were true, they might depend on my own nature, in so far as it had some degree of perfection; if not, i might have got them from nothingness- they might be in me because i had some defect. But this could not hold good for the idea of an exsistance more perfect than my own; it was manifestly impossible to have got this from nothingness; and since it is no less contradictory that the more perfect should follow from and depend on the less perfect, then that something should proceed from nothing, like wise i could not have got it from myself. so the only possibility left was to hold that the idea had been put in me by a nature really more perfect than myself and infact possessing all the perfections of which i could have any idea; that is to say, to explain myself in one word, by god. And to this i added that since i knew of some perfections that i did not posses, i was not the only being in exsistance, but that there must needs be some other more perfect being on whom i depended, and from whom i had received all that i had.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Owain Hughes

i then considered attentively what i was; and i was that while i could feign that i had no body, that there was no world, and that no place existed for me to be in, i could not fiegn that i was not; on the contrary, from the mere fact that i thought of doubting about other truths it evidentally and certainly followed that i existed. on the other hand, if i had mearly ceased to be conscious, even if everything else that i had ever imagined had been true, i had no reason to belive that i should still have existed. From this i recognized that i was a substance whose whole essence or nature is to be conscious and whose being requires no place and depends on no material thing. Thus this self, that is to say the soul, by which i am what i am, is entirely distinct from the body, and is even more easily known; and even if the body were not there at all, the soul would be just what it is. After this i considered in general what is requisite to the truth and certainty of a proposition; for since i had just found one that i knew to have this nature, i thought i must also know what this certainty consists in. Observing that there is nothing at all in the statement 'i am thinking, therefore i exist' which assures me i speak the truth, except that i see very clearly that in order to think i must exist, i judged that i could take it as a general rule that whatever we conceive very clearly and very distinctly is true; only there is some difficulty in discerning what conceptions really are distinct. Next, i reflected on the fact that i was doubting, and that consequently my being was not wholly perfect (for i saw clearly that knowledge was a greater perfection than doubt). I decided to enquire whence i learnt to think of something more perfect than myself, and i recognized it as evident that this idea must come from some nature that was really more perfect. As regard my ideas of many other external things-the sky, the earth, light, heat, and innumerable other subjects- i was not so much concerned to know there source; for i discovered nothing in them that appeared to make them higher than myself. if they were true, they might depend on my own nature, in so far as it had some degree of perfection; if not, i might have got them from nothingness- they might be in me because i had some defect. But this could not hold good for the idea of an exsistance more perfect than my own; it was manifestly impossible to have got this from nothingness; and since it is no less contradictory that the more perfect should follow from and depend on the less perfect, then that something should proceed from nothing, like wise i could not have got it from myself. so the only possibility left was to hold that the idea had been put in me by a nature really more perfect than myself and infact possessing all the perfections of which i could have any idea; that is to say, to explain myself in one word, by god. And to this i added that since i knew of some perfections that i did not posses, i was not the only being in exsistance, but that there must needs be some other more perfect being on whom i depended, and from whom i had received all that i had.

Nice wall of text. Were they teaching you how to cut and past instead of writing in paragraphs?

You obviously weren't Home Schooled were you?

Jesus' touch is upon me.
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[Nitram]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

Sooooo.... anything to tell us? Did you just enjoy an evening of digging up a dead puppy and then defiling its corpse with your moist strap-on tallywacker?
Does the body being stiff add an extra sensation to you? To know that something that was once alive and well, now belongs to you? You can act unspeakable acts of depravity upon its corpse, and no-one will ever judge you. Do you get off of that?

And if not, do you think people who do that are sick?
If you do, what is exactly the difference with being gay?
Don't give me that "it's all consensual" bullshit. The puppy ain't feeling a thing after it's dead according to you atheist scum, so what does he care if he's used as an object? And if you wear a Satan's rubber it's safe, right?

All they said was that the intolerance of homosexuals is not right! Where does being necrophiliac come into this? And last time I checked, the difference is, gay people aren't dead! And since when were atheist necrophiliacs?
Personally I don't believe in god, but I'm not an atheist either, and I still love other living creatures, and I would care if my dead dog was being used as an 'object'.

What is so wrong with being gay, if god does exist, didn't he give us all free-will, which means that we make our own decisions over our sexuality.

[Nitram]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

No, you're not an atheist. Otherwise, you'd be expected to know HOW TO FUCKING SPELL ATHEIST

How do you know the person isn't dyslexic? Cos I'm sure they'd find that comment quite insulting if they were, people can't help being dyslexic!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Nitram

What is so wrong with being gay, if god does exist, didn't he give us all free-will, which means that we make our own decisions over our sexuality.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Nitram]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

So I get called scum just because I wrote an honest opinion, I wasn't 'enforcing' homosexuality on anyone, I'm just generally interest in your views as to why you think it is so wrong.

You are suppose to be a 'man of god' yet you treat other people such as myself, like we're low-life scum when we just have a genuine interest. I haven't read much of the bible I admit, but doesn't it say somewhere to love each other, or something along those lines? Where is the love in this forum?

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by Nitram

All they said was that the intolerance of homosexuals is not right! Where does being necrophiliac come into this? And last time I checked, the difference is, gay people aren't dead! And since when were atheist necrophiliacs?
Personally I don't believe in god, but I'm not an atheist either, and I still love other living creatures, and I would care if my dead dog was being used as an 'object'.

What is so wrong with being gay, if god does exist (true, He does), didn't he give us all free-will (false, He didn't), which means that we make our own decisions over our sexuality.(FALSE!!!!)

Well, I was pointing out he's a hypocrite. Why is being gay okay, and necrophiliac bestially not?

We know they're both wrong since God told us so (Leviticus 20:13,Leviticus 20:15). What's the excuse of atheists?
And I was not talking about "your" dog, I was talking about a nameless dead puppy, loved by no one, discarded as trash, and then picked up by an atheist and defiled.

Originally Posted by Nitram

How do you know the person isn't dyslexic? Cos I'm sure they'd find that comment quite insulting if they were, people can't help being dyslexic!

We don't believe in special rights for retards around here, if you can't do something right, just don't do it.
I don't go sprinting with my amputated leg, and dyslectics shouldn't type. As easy as that.

Originally Posted by Nitram

So I get called scum just because I wrote an honest opinion, I wasn't 'enforcing' homosexuality on anyone, I'm just generally interest in your views as to why you think it is so wrong.

You are suppose to be a 'man of god' yet you treat other people such as myself, like we're low-life scum when we just have a genuine interest. I haven't read much of the bible I admit, but doesn't it say somewhere to love each other, or something along those lines? Where is the love in this forum?

Read it again. I think we read it more careful than you, being Christians and all. We only have to love other followers of Christ.