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Default Re: Why your religion is wrong. - 08-01-2009, 07:26 PM

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Maybe you're right, maybe "Slavery" is okay. Hopefully "Slavery" is just another word for "Servant". But, I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave now before I upset myself more over this website. Plus, I don't have a very good reputation when it comes to message boards.

Also, I DO know there is a God! Yours/mine (I'm not sure if I read your version of the bible)! I saw him TWICE! Unfortunately, the reasons I saw him were not pleasant, but thankfully those reasons were only dreams!

Slavery and Servant no they are not same. One is Chosen the Other is Forced Upon you. Jesus asked of Neither from you when he Left Here. He asked for you to Call Him Friend.

In Paradise there is no Servant or Slave you are Free Men and Women. You are Free from Religion and Serving Others or Being Forced to Serve Others.

I chose to Serve God in Order to Receive Everlasting Life without Dying. A Servant is Looking For His or Her Freedom. Only a Servant Can obtain Everlasting Life without Dying. That's your Reward for Your Life's Achievement.

Adam and Eve took this Path. As Did Jesus as Did his Father before him. As Do I. I wish you understood this path and what it truly means to be Free.
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Default Re: Why your religion is wrong. - 08-01-2009, 07:32 PM

I have saw God Three Times my Friend. Twice in the Water and Once in the Light. I have Saw Jesus Once in the Light. I have Saw the Holy Spirit Twice. Once in the Light and Once as a Spirit.

I have also Been WIthout ALL in the Darkness.
I have also Seen Satan Once inside of Me.
I have also Seen the Next Satan just a Devil now.

Are we Crazy for Seeing what was Shown to US? Because others have not seen.

Now my friends that's Called Faith...
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Default Re: Why your religion is wrong. - 08-01-2009, 07:43 PM

[QUOTE=aguaw1;373325]I have saw God Three Times my Friend. Twice in the Water and Once in the Light. I have Saw Jesus Once in the Light. I have Saw the Holy Spirit Twice. Once in the Light and Once as a Spirit.

I have also Been WIthout ALL in the Darkness.
I have also Seen Satan Once inside of Me.
I have also Seen the Next Satan just a Devil now.

Are we Crazy for Seeing what was Shown to US? Because others have not seen.

Now my friends that's Called Faith...[/QUOTE]As usual aguaw1, you pose the most interesting of questions.


My feeling is that if a person sees something at the right time, then they are stone cold sane. If they see things at inappropriate times, then they are batshit crazy.

Take as an example, Saul on the road to Damascus (ever been to Damascus? Vile fly-blown place filled with A-rabs) He saw The Lord at the right time, and no one else saw Him and we know that this is the absolute truth because it is in the Bible (Acts 9:1-31.) There’s no use anyone saying that Saul had an attack of schizophrenia or delusions brought on by a bad meat pie – No Sir! The subsequent events show clearly that this was Jesus talking to him.

Now, take someone who, sitting at his computer, thinks he is receiving messages from God and starts telling everyone that Jesus has told him to spread The Word because the End of The World is upon us or some such – he’s as mad as a bucket of frogs. He needs the demons beating out of him.

I hope this resolves the matter.

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Default Re: Why your religion is wrong. - 08-12-2009, 12:07 AM

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You can't know if Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive and your answer is "simultaneously alive and dead".
Let's see. Schrödinger died in January, 1961. That means that, at the very minimum, his cat, if still alive, is 48 years old. I'm pretty confident that his cat is 100% dead.

When you present this kind of illogical thinking, why do you so-called scientists wonder that we reject your theories such as evolution, the Big Bang, and the kinetic theory of gasses?


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