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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-20-2007, 12:24 AM
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I ask you: Did JESUS tells us to venerate his mummy? If so, tell me where.
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Also; Exactly where in the Holy Bible (KJV, not your papist claptrap!) does it say that this happened?
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The Immaculate Conception is, according to Roman Catholic dogma, the conception of Mary, the mother of Jesus without any stain of original sin, in her mother's womb: the dogma thus says that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from the lack of sanctifying grace that afflicts mankind, and that she was instead filled with divine grace. It is further believed that she lived a life completely free from sin. Her immaculate conception in the womb of her mother, by sexual intercourse, should not be confused with the doctrine of the virginal conception of her son Jesus.
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You idolators make Jesus sick.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-20-2007, 06:37 PM
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Also; Exactly where in the Holy Bible (KJV, not your papist claptrap!) does it say that this happened?
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
01-09-2010, 04:28 PM
Oh gosh why must these sinful lesbians always ruin the most inspiring threads with their sexist rambling.
This thread is so helpful to me. I have so much to learn before I can call myself a True Christian Wife™.
Also, we should exhange pie recipes sometimes!
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
01-20-2010, 10:23 AM
BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.
We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.
God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
01-20-2010, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hopeneverdies
BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.
We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.
God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!
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Well, she's not exactly a wife at the moment if we're going to be precise.
We've been engaged for the past 6+ years you see....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
01-21-2010, 03:48 AM
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BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.
We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.
God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!
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Why, thank you Brother. That made my day (even though I'm not officially married yet).
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
01-21-2010, 04:41 AM
So where do you draw the line between rightful execution of God-given husbandly rights, and abuse?
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
02-01-2010, 02:55 PM
all they need to do is get in the kitchen and make me a sammich (in the name of JESUS)
if not i could stone her right?
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
02-01-2010, 03:43 PM
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all they need to do is get in the kitchen and make me a sammich (in the name of JESUS) if not i could stone her right?
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Of course not! You cannot stone a woman for not making you a sandwich. What kind of a retarded idiot are you? Please stop talking nonsense and start reading your Holy Bible and start praying to Jesus for a new brain. Your current brain is obviously damaged beyond repair.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
02-02-2010, 06:47 AM
My parents makes me and my sisters cook tea for everybody. So wouldnt it be a good idea to teach your female children how to cook, so when they get married they can cook for their husbands?
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
02-02-2010, 09:06 AM
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My parents makes me and my sisters cook tea for everybody. So wouldnt it be a good idea to teach your female children how to cook, so when they get married they can cook for their husbands?
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That would indeed be a good idea. But it is also a good idea to train girls like you to serve to prepare them to become good mothers later on.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
02-03-2010, 04:48 AM
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That would indeed be a good idea. But it is also a good idea to train girls like you to serve to prepare them to become good mothers later on.
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It is a good idea since I have started to cook dinners for my family.
I am learning to become a good housewife when the time come because of whats happend to my sister. It was such a sad thing.
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-13-2014, 06:22 AM
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It is a good idea since I have started to cook dinners for my family.
I am learning to become a good housewife when the time come because of whats happend to my sister. It was such a sad thing.
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My mother taught me to cook when I was 5 saying that by then, I was old enough to handle the stove, how to manage a household since I could walk, and she been teaching me how to be a mother all her life, since she is a good example, especially when she is disciplined.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-13-2014, 05:30 PM
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My mother taught me to cook when I was 5 saying that by then, I was old enough to handle the stove, how to manage a household since I could walk, and she been teaching me how to be a mother all her life, since she is a good example, especially when she is disciplined.
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Dearest Sister Stark,
What a fine example you are of Christian purity and devotion. I pray that our Lord richly blesses you and instills within you even more grace! May His Holy Spirit fill you with power, understanding, and wisdom.
Hugs,
NRL
PS: Did you make that outfit yourself? I love it!
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-13-2014, 10:12 PM
Dear Sweet Sister Lamb,
You are a paragon of grace and Christian devotion; I admire you greatly! I made the outfit myself and I made similar outfits for my younger sisters. I have all my younger sisters reading your posts (on age-appropriate topics) with me since us girls are trying to model you. We are working on becoming True Christians and we are so grateful for such wonderful role models!
Love,
Elizabeth
P.S. What is your favorite pie to make?
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-14-2014, 03:21 PM
Don't you women already have your own forum for discussing this kind of stuff? Why are you here in the lounge?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-20-2014, 03:51 PM
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Don't you women already have your own forum for discussing this kind of stuff? Why are you here in the lounge?
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Brother King,
I shall respect your wishes, but I didn't think this particular area was restricted by gender. I apologize for causing my sister in Christ to sin by upsetting you. Sister Stark, I will respond to your questions in the prayer shack.
Yours in Jesus
NRL
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-23-2014, 01:11 AM
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Don't you women already have your own forum for discussing this kind of stuff? Why are you here in the lounge?
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Mr. King,
I am sorry for having offended you with my chit-chat here on this forum. I will continue my discussion in the women's section. Please forgive me.
Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
07-24-2014, 08:01 AM
very simple
1:always have her Bible on bag
2:cook for her husband.
3:read cookbooks
4:does everything the man say without contradiction
5:beg for his zaat to mothering more and more true Christian soldiers
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Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife -
09-08-2014, 12:33 AM
I do not know how good I am, it seems to me to call myself good would be getting above my station and would indicate pride in myself or boasting, which would be a sin.
I am a homemaker, so I keep the house clean and tidy at all times. This can be trying with 3 small children and one (we believe one, but there might be 2 in there) on the way, but it is my privelage to have a home to keep, so I keep it nice.
I have charted for my husband our discipline and maintainence spankings, and what tools have the greatest effect so they can be used on an infraction level basis.
I have a star chart for naughty or good behaviour for me and my older 2 children. Thihelps my husband to see at a glance what areas need addressing.
I have a menu for dinner and breakfast each day. My husband can choose from any of 14 dishes, which reduces in number over the duration of a fortnight until our next shopping trip.
I do not answer back to him, nor do I sit on the furniture when he is home unless I have been invited to do so
I obey most of his orders without complaint, there are some however I find distressing and I am not sure if I should obey as is my place as a woman or if his orders are a sign Satan is taking over his soul. I hope I can find the answers here, so that I can be a better wife for him
I bathe his feet every Saturday
There are always freshly baked cookies, cakes or pies. I also make ice cream.
If he is out, I stay up until he is home, so I can massage his shoulders or be available for his desires.
When his friends are over for games or sports, I keep the beer and snacks coming, and the children out of the way. Man time is important.
For now that is all I can think of.
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